COURTNEY LOVE’S FACE MAKES BABIES CRY
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm by Axl RosenbergThe Huffington Post is reporting that Courtney Love and The Wrestler star Mickey Rourke are secretly dating. I find that kinda funny, given that The Wrestler features a line about what a pussy Kurt Cobain was, and Rourke is a known accomplice of Axl Rose, who famously feuded with Love and Cobain back in the day.
But there’s nothing funny about the way Courtney Love’s face looks.
Holy shit. What does Mickey say to this chick in bed? “Baby, I love makin’ love to you, ’cause it’s like looking in a mirror?” Or do you think he’s just sleeping with her because she told him if he doesn’t, she’ll look directly at him, and he’s afraid he’ll turn into stone? The way he’s grabbing his junk in that photo, it seems pretty clear Courtney has already given him crabs – or, more likely, something much, much worse.
But here’s a more pressing concern: why doesn’t the government just take Love around from school to school as part of the D.A.R.E program? ‘Cause I can’t think of a better way to scare kids straight than to show them Courtney: “This is what happens when you use drugs.”
Jesus fucking Christ. Someday I’ll tell my kids if they don’t eat their veggies, Courtney Love will visit them. Actually, I can’t do that – I don’t wanna traumatize them too badly.
Goddamn, that is one ugly woman. I’d rather fuck Marissa Martinez. Seriously.
-AR
At least Dan, er, Marissa Martinez looks good for a tranny. Can’t say the same for Ms. Love.
Her face?! What about that pasty strechy “skin” under her arm? That is gross. It looks like her skin is made of silly putty!
I don’t give a fuck about Courtney Love’s contemporary life, but that title if fucking funny.
God, it’d be like watching two leather jackets fuck.
Axl, you’re a dick for making me look.
That picture just gave me rabies.
My dog got an erection looking at that picture, so I took him out back and shot him. Thanks. Now I have no dog and I’m blind.
I’ve gotta say, out of all the terrible pictures of Courtney Love on the internet, you probably chose the most flattering one.
Mr. Rourke is a true patriot : he puts a flag over her face and does it for his country.
police forces found that DARE actually inspired kids to try drugs, and was discontinued a few years ago. oooo sweet irony
i mean…really???
i was looking at thes eplasic surgury before and after pics on google, getting paid by my job for doing so no less, and nothing i saw was as hoooooooooooorrible as courtny love post surgicle blade
she obviously needs to be on a very special episode of nip/tuck. her and the doctors can do sugury on each other and blow coke off hookers asses
what a trainwreck that bitch is
Funniest post of the day…and funniest comments too. HA HA HA!!!!!!
Marv and Nancy
Kurt is rolling over in his grave to puke right now.
boob fold.
WTF IS THAT CRAZY SEAM running from under her tit to ….err….her BACK???????
One of the funniest posts I’ve read for a while. Courtney Love will destroy herself and Kurt will see justice.