Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW BAKERTON GROUP (MEMBERS OF CLUTCH) CD!

By: jimbo

jimbo — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:59:20 +0000

DONT LOOK AT ME!!! I DONT HAVE MY FACE ON!

By: Anger Unmanagement

Anger Unmanagement — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:12:34 +0000

NO giant gorilla don’t throw your faeces. NNOOOO!!!

By: Brian Beeler

Brian Beeler — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:40:53 +0000

“STOP”!!! Corey yells out as Slipknots plane takes off for their European tour without him.

By: Autumn Green

Autumn Green — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:02:38 +0000

OMG!
THAT LIGHT!!!
IT’S JESUS!
OMG!
HE HAS THE BIGGEST BOOBS IN ALL HELL!!!!

By: Marshall Wise

Marshall Wise — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:00:38 +0000

joe is cute but nick is HOT i like nick j more than you so put it in a jucie box and suck it

By: Alberto Chambers

Alberto Chambers — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:02:49 +0000

Same, the Jonas brothers can make any song a decent song .

By: SHANKFACE

SHANKFACE — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:55:04 +0000

Boyd Rice: “ugh Douglas…”
Douglas P: “Yes”
Boyd Rice: “CRUEFEST isnt until July”
Douglas: WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT??!?!?!?!?

By: TheLaughingGnome

TheLaughingGnome — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:08:18 +0000

Slowly, the Bitch with the Twitch closed in on Douglas, brandishing his new Leonard Cohen Tribute CD…

By: Skoot

Skoot — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:23:36 +0000

No Albin!….NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

By: Maverick Hickman

Maverick Hickman — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 14:52:35 +0000

i lovet his so much!

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:22:48 +0000

Making fun of douglas P is not cool. Enjoy your clutch side-project cd, “winners”.

By: defstro

defstro — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:33:27 +0000

That’s Douglas Pearce YOU BASTARDS! ;0)

And COSK, if you think he is a Nazi, how do you explain this:

“Pearce, who is openly homosexual, has collaborated with various ethnic Jews throughout his music career. The official Death in June website site featured the flag of Israel, and Death in June played a concert in Israel on June 18, 2004 for a predominantly Jewish audience.”

By: Houston

Houston — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:44:25 +0000

The cover art of Suffocation’s Despise the Sun, as seen from the front.

By: Zac

Zac — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:51:55 +0000

Screaming, telekinetic leper trying to hitch a ride on a Boeing 747. That’s what that is.

By: Zac

Zac — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:45:27 +0000

“If you stare at the horizon long enough all you can see is fire. Fires burnin’ as far as they eyes can see.”

By: Miku

Miku — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:04:03 +0000

“Maybe I should have told someone I was filming my video on this runway!”

By: Scott

Scott — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:15:04 +0000

Headline photo from the press release detailing Douglas P’s protest on a runway after hearing news that Death In June have not only been banned from playing in certain countries, but now are not allowed to play within their national airspace either.

By: André

André — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:39:33 +0000

The great Russian Lord of Paleness try´s to avoid the Sunshine… Just seconds before he was pulled trough an Aircraft engine… He hasn´t seen it coming…
..Blinded by the light..

By: Haarsaar

Haarsaar — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:50:04 +0000

Hellhammer quit the band when he realized playing with The Kovenant would require him to cry behind his mask.

By: Haarsaar

Haarsaar — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:43:38 +0000

Buckethead quit the band when he realized getting on the plane with Axl would require dolphins slashing out of its nose.