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TRVE VS. EMO

 Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 at 4:33pm by

trve vs. emoIs your website trve… or is it emo? MS Maniac “Al” posted a link to his website — the appropriately titled Trve Vs. Emo — that tells you just how br00tal your website is or isn’t. The application would’ve been a lot more fun if the page didn’t explain how it works, but apparently it parses “lyrics by norweigan [sic] black metal bands, such as Mayhem, Burzum and Darkthrone” to arrive at the Trve ranking and “emo bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall out boy” to arrive at the Emo ranking. We decided to take it for a spin and test the Trveness of some of our favorite websites.

MetalSucks.net: 92% Trve (right on!)
MetalBlade.com: 100% Trve
CenturyMedia.com: 100% Trve
Blabbermouth.net: 100% Emo (ouch!)
Google: 100% Emo
Yahoo.com: 56% Emo
TheHun.net: 99% Emo (I beg to differ)
MySpace.com: 100% Emo
Chud.com: 72% Trve

So… I’m not sold. I pronounce TrveVsEmo 83% Emo.

-VN

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  • Byron. W

    Hahaha

    Apparently MetalInjection is 63% Emo…
    Always thought there was something weird with that ‘Rob’ guy….

  • Mancubus

    I like how nuclearblastusa.com is listed as emo when Immortal are signed to them.

  • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

    Indisputable proof that TRVE VS. EMO is bullshit:

    The web page http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde is 100% TRVE

  • evul

    Yeah and google.com is 100% emo

  • jacob

    Actually, trve vs emo itself is 100% emo.

  • billybob

    Bahahaha fuckyou.com is 100% Emo

  • alliaphagist

    http://www.trve.com is 100% EMO!
    http://www.emo.com is 91% TRVE
    …

  • mynamesucks

    Funny emo.com is 91% TRVE.

  • Mr Garland

    YES! http://www.slipknot1.com/ got 100% EMO!

    • http://farbeyonddriven87.tumblr.com/ voltron futura

      that’s funny, because i just did that one and got 99% trve….hmmmm

  • http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/82/image1llrk5.jpg Revrant

    So did every single big metal act of the past ten years as I went down the list, so that was pretty funny, but I have to agree for once, it doesn’t make any sense.

  • Kevin

    Lol I did myspace.com/darkthrone it got 100 percent emo
    I went to the link and its an emo fuck!

  • anal lust

    http://www.burzum.com: 100% trve, but http://www.burzum.org: 100% emo….
    http://www.metalinquisition.com: 62% emo. They will love this.
    http://www.stonerrock.com: 89% trve

  • http://www.thrashhits.com Raz

    you deleted my message. i’m gonna eat you!

  • Raging Skull

    I knew it!! youtube is 62% emo. And blabbermouth.net is 95% emo HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • craphead

    http://www.redtube.com = 101%emo
    facebook.com = 99.99999% emo
    twitter.com = 100 % faggot

  • http://307 pete baby

    i like emo im emo. Cut my arms i like blood come on emoo!