AGORAPOCALYPSE NOW!!!

Thursday, February 19th, 2009 at 5:25pm by

7037_216I’ve been trying for some time to figure out a way to articulate the feelings the created by listening to Agoraphobic Nosebleed, and here’s the only thing I’ve been able to come up with: AFDUTKASD’NAS#*%^^^DLABDNAPFUQ!!!NSDFW.

Now that we’ve gotten that out the way: AN have a new album coming out April 14, Agorapocalypse, and have now given fans a first taste of the music from that album – new song “Agorapocalypse Now” is currently streaming on the group’s MySpace page.

In case you didn’t think the band could get any crazier than they already are, brace yourself: this song is pure chaos in music form. And little wonder: the band has added Salome front chick Kat to their ranks, which means they now have three, count ‘em three, vocalists. The song they released with Kat last year, “Home Invasion,” was fucking wicked (and is also streaming on AN’s MySpace page); based on this new track, I’d say we’re in for some fucking aural violence come April 14.

-AR

  • Kevin

    Wow very very impressed

  • http://zoom-astoria.blogspot.com Rob

    Listening to Agoraphobic Nosebleed is like being shot up with bleach while a circus-style strongman smashes you repeatedly in the head with a ten-pound sledgehammer. In a good way.

  • jewbacca

    A majestic mish-mosh of metal mayhem. I fucking love it!!! And some killer artwork….
    @Rob – very succinct, couldn’t have described it better!

  • http://www.metalinjection.com Grim Kim

    Salome = best band ever. Kat RULES.

  • xxx

    Kat is really boring. A step back

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  • jacob

    Er, it’s not “AN” it’s “ANb”…lol. Bad ass album though, it really really switches up from their past shit, but saying that, it’s still fast and filled with the signature ANb aggression. And Kat may be the beastliest female vocalist I’ve heard. And I also agree with Rob, with the addition of ones own testicles being transmogrified into sea urchins. Good shit…