FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A THIS COMP KILLS FASCISTS BOXSET!
Thursday, February 19th, 2009 at 5:46pm by Vince Neilstein
Congrats to the winners of last week’s photo caption contest, each of whom will receive a copy of The Bakerton Group’s latest El Rojo, a slammin’ buesy rawk record featuring all of the dudes from Clutch with no vocals. The winning entries:
Joe: “The real victims of wigger slam are the children.”
Rooktrocity: “On the verge of a major label signing, the founding members of Hollywood Undead made a tough, albeit necessary decision to leave the band’s weakest link, ‘Squatty 2 Bummin’, on a deserted road somewhere in the vast Nevada desert.”
This week we’re giving away a special limited edition 7″ boxset of the infamous This Comp Kills Fascists compilation (feat. Total Fucking Destruction, Insect Warfare, Brutal Truth, Magrudergrind a shitload of other awesome bands) provided to us by the Relapse Records deathsquad. Just come up with a caption we deem to our liking for the below photo — which happens to be the cover of the very boxset we’re giving away — and it shall be yours. Have a field day with this one, kiddies.
George Bush shows how he is able to screw so many people at the same time.
This just about sums up his presidency
That goddamn idiot can’t even suck a dick correctly.
Walmart’s new logo
At the base of every penis you’ll find a Bush.
Wal Mart introduces their new “Bush Bank”. “It works like a piggy bank,” explains one employee, “Except you put your money in and when you try to take it back out it screws you in the ass and sends your money overseas.”
Still less gay than Kip Winger.
We should’ve known the Bush administration would just be one eight-year fascist orgy.
This Pres Ruins Economies
The president surrounded by his cabinet.
Sure, he doesn’t have much for size and it is pretty brutally bent, but Dubya makes up for it in volume.
Sadly, this is not Photoshop, but a picture of Dave Mustaine’s actual crotch superimposed on a white Relapse background. If you had four psychotically crooked penises in the shape of a swastika and the face of one of the most unpopular presidents in recent history in your shorts, you’d have to say ridiculous things like “I invented thrash” just to get through the day, too.
Four dicks for the price of one. Only at Wal-Mart.
Good ol’ W. took the phase “dick-head” too seriously….
Bush, got more downstairs than you and not afraid to show it.
George W. Bush…making Hitler look a little less bad? Nah, that would never happen.
Weapons of Mass Felatio for the low price of fascism. Only at Walmart!
Your mother’s box kills facists
So Brutal, it’ll break your hard dick in half and then you can get three of your friends to pull out their broke cocks and you can make a swastika because Bush sucks! BAM!
This box contains a penis molding set
While in Vietnam, George Bush hand crafted penis swastikas off dead soldiers and traded them to communists for opium and cocaine
somehow bushy mistook the phrase ” pot luck” for ” shove a bunch of peni in your head and look like a jackass”
G.W. decided to be more extravagant this halloween with a costume he found in his mothers closet
This is GW’s poster for promoting circumcision, now available 24 hrs at WalMart
GLOBAL WARMING ISNT COOL
Al Gore masterbates to this picture everynight, he even pulls it out to reach an orgasm while fornicating with his wife, for nothing gets him off more than a swastika of dicks in and around GW’s stupid face
whats so funny about this picture? its just George Bush we’ve all seen him a billion times
GW’s KKK intiation, which is always held at the local walmart, and usually followed with donuts guitar hero
“And on that day, George Walker Bush died in a way that came as a surprise to no one. Said Laura Bush: ‘George metaphorically face-fucked so many Americans, it seemed only a matter of time that his face would receive a lethal, literal fucking.’”
There is already a caption there in case you nutsacks didn’t notice
the dvd cover for the movie “Milk”
This is how GW f’d your mom in the 80’s
Wtf? I was at the school computer lab and a tech guy saw this, thanks for the NSFW warning! Assholes
…That’s my entry, by the way.
A Swastika Of Cocks…a Bush family reunion.
You got my vote for this one !
Sacajawea Says:
February 19th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
At the base of every penis you’ll find a Bush.
What do Bush and the Aryan Brotherhood have in common? They would both get raped in prison by Obama
The dicks on the Bush go round and round, round and round…….
Ya. Sacajawea’s made me laugh so hard LMAO
listen to http://www.myspace.com/conductingfromthegrave now best metal ever
Political humor for the ADD age.
“I swear to God this seemed a lot more subtle in my head.” – Scott Hull
Sac’s was pretty funny with the “Bush Bank”.
Pretzels arent the one things that Bush likes to choke on…
George W. Bush: “Tricky Dick” Squared!
Er…’scuse the math….
George W. Bush: “Tricky Dick” Quadrupled!
Fool me once.. shame on you… fool me twice…
… uh… all kinds of dicks will come out of my head….?
Vote Republican and get a free CD.
Attention Ian Baker: This is a contest for the funniest caption, not how many lame ones you can post. That is all, Thank You.
And to think that is the censored version! The original version also included rotting bodies, a horse, shitting dick nipples, and the staff of Metal Sucks
Sacajawea’s gets my vote, I laughed so hard I farted, and I’m at work! Good one!
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT PRESIDENCY I SUCK COCKS
ACH-TONGUE!
Now That’s a Weapon-of-Mass-Destruction!
Rolling back swasticocks everyday!
Relapse Records: Proving yet again that Bush is a sucker for four nazi dicks and generic amyl nitrate.
Eat-a-dick, hear-a-dick, wear-a-dick. THAT’S how you make a cockstika!
NOMNOMNOM COCKS
throwing up what comes from behind
G. Dubya’s new anti-flying shoe Boomerang. Fashioned after the real penis of the insurgent caught in the first shoe attack. Case of 50 for only $3.99 exclusively at Wal-Mart.
4 dicks ,
1 bush…..
hmmmmm looks like george has been royally fucked!!!
You know, seriously, in this case the picture is truly worth a thousand words and is appropiate in and of itself.
Barney’s master has a headache.
Next week, there will be a sale on Obama shaped foreskin frisbees.
The terrorists hate our pre-cum
Bush was a bad president, Obama’s black, Dumbledore dies, etc.
the cover to
“this comp sucks presidents”
This picture is highly offensive. I mean, as if guys with a hook penis don’t have enough problems. Now they have to have to be affiliated with Walmart and Bush…
Wal-Mart, how could you? I only wanted three copies of Time Cop for $9.99.
this LSD is really potent, can we leave wal mart now?
Its a bushtika. As you can see its not the size its how you use it.
Now that he’s no longer president, Dubya can finally go back to his favorite game of Bushkake.
The Crawford Ranch gets a new cattle brand.
You can now purchase your own bobbledick doll in the “Nazi propaganda” section, aisle 29.
George W. Bush: A Weapon of Mass Dick-Suction!
none of these are funny and you all basically have been saying the same thing.
NOW WITH MORE THAN JUST SEVEN INCHES!
“4 and a half Cocks”, Coming to CBS this spring.
I don’t have a funny caption to come up with but I do have this hilarious picture: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5333/whyyounotaborted.jpg
Pretty metal huh?
Hopefully you guys will accept that instead, I’ve been dying to get my hands on this but $35 dollars (plus, $7 shipping) is out of my reach…
Bush balls… Like blue balls except hated even more.
With cabinet members like COLIN Powell and DICK Cheney… You know someones getting screwed.
Cock-in-mouth blues for the grind generation
this cock kills Fascists
Cock-In-Mouth Grind Demolition
nice dicks…
What can be said about this picture that hasn’t already been said about 15 year old virgin, its tight and you get a bent cock from him.
Fascists don’t use lube apparently. Makes sense I guess.
This is such an awesome picture. Awesome bands. Awesome genres.
grinding bush with penises! whats better! he doesnt deserve vaginas!
nothing grinds harder than dicks and Bush