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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A THIS COMP KILLS FASCISTS BOXSET!

 Thursday, February 19th, 2009 at 5:46pm by

death in juneCongrats to the winners of last week’s photo caption contest, each of whom will receive a copy of The Bakerton Group’s latest El Rojo, a slammin’ buesy rawk record featuring all of the dudes from Clutch with no vocals. The winning entries:

Joe: “The real victims of wigger slam are the children.”

Rooktrocity: “On the verge of a major label signing, the founding members of Hollywood Undead made a tough, albeit necessary decision to leave the band’s weakest link, ‘Squatty 2 Bummin’, on a deserted road somewhere in the vast Nevada desert.”

This week we’re giving away a special limited edition 7″ boxset of the infamous This Comp Kills Fascists compilation (feat. Total Fucking Destruction, Insect Warfare, Brutal Truth, Magrudergrind a shitload of other awesome bands) provided to us by the Relapse Records deathsquad. Just come up with a caption we deem to our liking for the below photo — which happens to be the cover of the very boxset we’re giving away — and it shall be yours. Have a field day with this one, kiddies.

this comp kills fascists boxset

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  • Ilona

    George Bush shows how he is able to screw so many people at the same time.

  • john

    This just about sums up his presidency

  • bucketochicken

    That goddamn idiot can’t even suck a dick correctly.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    Walmart’s new logo

  • Sacajawea

    At the base of every penis you’ll find a Bush.

  • Sac

    Wal Mart introduces their new “Bush Bank”. “It works like a piggy bank,” explains one employee, “Except you put your money in and when you try to take it back out it screws you in the ass and sends your money overseas.”

  • Zach

    Still less gay than Kip Winger.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    We should’ve known the Bush administration would just be one eight-year fascist orgy.

  • cockboy

    This Pres Ruins Economies

  • J

    The president surrounded by his cabinet.

  • Jacob

    Sure, he doesn’t have much for size and it is pretty brutally bent, but Dubya makes up for it in volume.

  • http://zoom-astoria.blogspot.com Rob

    Sadly, this is not Photoshop, but a picture of Dave Mustaine’s actual crotch superimposed on a white Relapse background. If you had four psychotically crooked penises in the shape of a swastika and the face of one of the most unpopular presidents in recent history in your shorts, you’d have to say ridiculous things like “I invented thrash” just to get through the day, too.

  • key

    Four dicks for the price of one. Only at Wal-Mart.

  • Kevin

    Good ol’ W. took the phase “dick-head” too seriously….

  • John

    Bush, got more downstairs than you and not afraid to show it.

  • PD

    George W. Bush…making Hitler look a little less bad? Nah, that would never happen.

  • http://loganarchy.com loganarchy

    Weapons of Mass Felatio for the low price of fascism. Only at Walmart!

  • Austin Millbarge

    Your mother’s box kills facists

  • Dave Cumstaine

    So Brutal, it’ll break your hard dick in half and then you can get three of your friends to pull out their broke cocks and you can make a swastika because Bush sucks! BAM!

  • ian baker

    This box contains a penis molding set

  • ian baker

    While in Vietnam, George Bush hand crafted penis swastikas off dead soldiers and traded them to communists for opium and cocaine

  • ian baker

    somehow bushy mistook the phrase ” pot luck” for ” shove a bunch of peni in your head and look like a jackass”

  • ian baker

    G.W. decided to be more extravagant this halloween with a costume he found in his mothers closet

  • ian baker

    This is GW’s poster for promoting circumcision, now available 24 hrs at WalMart

  • ian baker

    GLOBAL WARMING ISNT COOL

  • ian baker

    Al Gore masterbates to this picture everynight, he even pulls it out to reach an orgasm while fornicating with his wife, for nothing gets him off more than a swastika of dicks in and around GW’s stupid face

  • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal jackson

    whats so funny about this picture? its just George Bush we’ve all seen him a billion times

  • ian baker

    GW’s KKK intiation, which is always held at the local walmart, and usually followed with donuts guitar hero

  • http://www.pandasdestroy.com jorbams

    “And on that day, George Walker Bush died in a way that came as a surprise to no one. Said Laura Bush: ‘George metaphorically face-fucked so many Americans, it seemed only a matter of time that his face would receive a lethal, literal fucking.’”

  • anon

    There is already a caption there in case you nutsacks didn’t notice

  • ian baker

    the dvd cover for the movie “Milk”

  • ian baker

    This is how GW f’d your mom in the 80′s

  • Selaphiel

    Wtf? I was at the school computer lab and a tech guy saw this, thanks for the NSFW warning! Assholes

    …That’s my entry, by the way.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    A Swastika Of Cocks…a Bush family reunion.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    You got my vote for this one !

    Sacajawea Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    At the base of every penis you’ll find a Bush.

  • harris

    What do Bush and the Aryan Brotherhood have in common? They would both get raped in prison by Obama

  • http://www.myspace.com/riffcompelsme riffcompelsme

    The dicks on the Bush go round and round, round and round…….

  • Mike =O

    Ya. Sacajawea’s made me laugh so hard LMAO

  • LISTEN NOW

    listen to http://www.myspace.com/conductingfromthegrave now best metal ever

  • Bicro

    Political humor for the ADD age.

  • http://asmodestasdillinger.tumblr.com Sam

    “I swear to God this seemed a lot more subtle in my head.” – Scott Hull

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    Sac’s was pretty funny with the “Bush Bank”.

  • jonowev

    Pretzels arent the one things that Bush likes to choke on…

  • Dave

    George W. Bush: “Tricky Dick” Squared!

  • Dave

    Er…’scuse the math….

    George W. Bush: “Tricky Dick” Quadrupled!

  • Chimp-O-Neg

    Fool me once.. shame on you… fool me twice…

    … uh… all kinds of dicks will come out of my head….?

  • Johnny

    Vote Republican and get a free CD.

  • Ram Rod

    Attention Ian Baker: This is a contest for the funniest caption, not how many lame ones you can post. That is all, Thank You.

  • Nigel

    And to think that is the censored version! The original version also included rotting bodies, a horse, shitting dick nipples, and the staff of Metal Sucks

  • bender

    Sacajawea’s gets my vote, I laughed so hard I farted, and I’m at work! Good one!

  • Molti

    HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT PRESIDENCY I SUCK COCKS

  • sven

    ACH-TONGUE!

  • Paul

    Now That’s a Weapon-of-Mass-Destruction!

  • http://myspace.com/gunitmothafucka Dennis

    Rolling back swasticocks everyday!

  • http://cheeseburgers.tumblr.com Andrew

    Relapse Records: Proving yet again that Bush is a sucker for four nazi dicks and generic amyl nitrate.

  • jc

    Eat-a-dick, hear-a-dick, wear-a-dick. THAT’S how you make a cockstika!

  • Andrew Coutts

    NOMNOMNOM COCKS

  • http://mindboosternoori.blogspot.com Mind Booster Noori

    throwing up what comes from behind

  • mark

    G. Dubya’s new anti-flying shoe Boomerang. Fashioned after the real penis of the insurgent caught in the first shoe attack. Case of 50 for only $3.99 exclusively at Wal-Mart.

  • steve dempsey

    4 dicks ,

    1 bush…..

    hmmmmm looks like george has been royally fucked!!!

  • RobotScythe

    You know, seriously, in this case the picture is truly worth a thousand words and is appropiate in and of itself.

  • donnie darko

    Barney’s master has a headache.

  • http://admiralinner.blogspot.com Stinkpalm

    Next week, there will be a sale on Obama shaped foreskin frisbees.

  • http://www.myspace.com/irreverentlv Andres Wade

    The terrorists hate our pre-cum

  • DVDROSHIN

    Bush was a bad president, Obama’s black, Dumbledore dies, etc.

  • chris

    the cover to
    “this comp sucks presidents”

  • TheFlyingHoodlum

    This picture is highly offensive. I mean, as if guys with a hook penis don’t have enough problems. Now they have to have to be affiliated with Walmart and Bush…

  • terrybeans84

    Wal-Mart, how could you? I only wanted three copies of Time Cop for $9.99.

  • andrew

    this LSD is really potent, can we leave wal mart now?

  • grindterror

    Its a bushtika. As you can see its not the size its how you use it.

  • Dillon

    Now that he’s no longer president, Dubya can finally go back to his favorite game of Bushkake.

  • Al Dawson

    The Crawford Ranch gets a new cattle brand.

  • Malacoda

    You can now purchase your own bobbledick doll in the “Nazi propaganda” section, aisle 29.

  • http://infernalnoize.blogspot.com Wayniac

    George W. Bush: A Weapon of Mass Dick-Suction!

  • tyler09

    none of these are funny and you all basically have been saying the same thing.

  • Loren

    NOW WITH MORE THAN JUST SEVEN INCHES!

  • Alex

    “4 and a half Cocks”, Coming to CBS this spring.

  • Luis Eez

    I don’t have a funny caption to come up with but I do have this hilarious picture: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5333/whyyounotaborted.jpg

    Pretty metal huh?

    Hopefully you guys will accept that instead, I’ve been dying to get my hands on this but $35 dollars (plus, $7 shipping) is out of my reach…

  • Alex

    Bush balls… Like blue balls except hated even more.

  • Jonathan

    With cabinet members like COLIN Powell and DICK Cheney… You know someones getting screwed.

  • Bagman

    Cock-in-mouth blues for the grind generation

  • vicky

    this cock kills Fascists

  • vicky

    Cock-In-Mouth Grind Demolition

  • hicham

    nice dicks…

  • Matthew

    What can be said about this picture that hasn’t already been said about 15 year old virgin, its tight and you get a bent cock from him.

  • Alex.B

    Fascists don’t use lube apparently. Makes sense I guess.

  • Troy M

    This is such an awesome picture. Awesome bands. Awesome genres.
    grinding bush with penises! whats better! he doesnt deserve vaginas!

  • David

    nothing grinds harder than dicks and Bush