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METAL HAIKU REVIEWS

 Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 10:20am by

CENTARUS-A, SIDE EFFECTS EXPECTED

Death metal that is
technical, infectious, if
not uniquely so.

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(3 out of 5 horns)

GENERAL SURGERY, CORPUS IN EXTREMIS – ANALYSING NECROCRITICISM

Competent, but I
would really rather just put
on Carcass instead.

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(2 ½ out of 5 horns)

-AR

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  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Nondescript music calls for lazy reviews eh Matsuo Basho? I want limericks next time

  • http://www.reigninblog.de Razze

    shame. the centaurus-a album deserved a bigger review…
    i know their singer in person, really nice dude

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    ^file that one in the non sequitur drawer

  • http://www.mindinversion.com Ryan

    again, shame on you guys for two sentence reviews. these bands deserve more..

    and isn’t this haiku metal review shit some blatant cosmo lee ripoffage or is it just me?

  • raiseyerfists

    Those are both really funny to me for some reason haha

  • GREGDOUT

    They ripped off carcass so hard. Concept and all, almost even the album name.. sigh

  • Clathrin

    You should definitely do this more often.

  • Kevin

    General Surgery is a waste of space
    Listen to The County Medical Examiners…

  • Charles

    Lazy reviewing. I know at least the Centarus-A work deserves more than this.

  • Pffft

    Centaurus-A?

    three lines, 3 stars? Wtf

    they deserve much more, the new album is fantastic

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