METAL HAIKU REVIEWS
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 10:20am by Axl Rosenberg
CENTARUS-A, SIDE EFFECTS EXPECTED
Death metal that is
technical, infectious, if
not uniquely so.
(3 out of 5 horns)
GENERAL SURGERY, CORPUS IN EXTREMIS – ANALYSING NECROCRITICISM
Competent, but I
would really rather just put
on Carcass instead.
(2 ½ out of 5 horns)
-AR
Nondescript music calls for lazy reviews eh Matsuo Basho? I want limericks next time
shame. the centaurus-a album deserved a bigger review…
i know their singer in person, really nice dude
^file that one in the non sequitur drawer
again, shame on you guys for two sentence reviews. these bands deserve more..
and isn’t this haiku metal review shit some blatant cosmo lee ripoffage or is it just me?
Those are both really funny to me for some reason haha
They ripped off carcass so hard. Concept and all, almost even the album name.. sigh
You should definitely do this more often.
General Surgery is a waste of space
Listen to The County Medical Examiners…
Lazy reviewing. I know at least the Centarus-A work deserves more than this.
Centaurus-A?
three lines, 3 stars? Wtf
they deserve much more, the new album is fantastic