Comments on: FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK SATAN ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST!

By: Croco

Croco — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 00:44:38 +0000

This guy is nuts……. hey dickhead kristian vikernes,,,,, hail satan ha ha ha

By: m.

m. — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:52:32 +0000

imagine if every sexist and heterosexist bogan in metal was likewise beaten to death. i wager the scene would be very very small indeed. whatever you may think of his nationalist and racialist views his music is enjoyed by many. his views are hardly as contemptible as those expressed by the misogynist imbeciles that make up half the metal community. anyone who accomodates misogyny but weeps at the mere mention of nsbm is a hypocrite.

By: voke

voke — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:08:19 +0000

Get beat to death for being a shitbag Nazi.

By: Drakodan

Drakodan — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:23:15 +0000

Welcome back, Varg. Now get back to church burning and take me with you this time.

By: poooooooo

poooooooo — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:32:02 +0000

let hope all black metal fans follow in his foot steps and decide to rot in jail..instead of rotting away at the mall…poor souls..

By: MetalMatt

MetalMatt — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:27:04 +0000

In the picture he looks like that uncle you have that smokes a pipe in the den. In a nice pair of slacks and wool vest.
Which means, he’s a big pedophile.
He stabbed a guy in the head!! and they are letting him out?
At least he served 16 years, in North America he’d have been out after 5!

By: crotchcricket

crotchcricket — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:58:51 +0000

Euronymous must have been a huge pussy to be killed by this guy. Varg looks as dangerous as Dakota Fanning in this picture.

i hope Varg put’s out a new Burzum album, I haven’t laughed in a long time.

By: Chimp-O-Neg

Chimp-O-Neg — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:59:52 +0000

The guy is a fucking idiot.

I did laugh at someone’s wiki-sabotage though:

Varg “Big Bojangles” Vikernes[1] (IPA: [varg 'vi:keɳes]) born Kristian Larsson Vikernes on 11 February 1973 near Bergen, Norway) is a Norwegian country musician, convicted murderer and arsonist, and (former) far-right political activist. In 1991 Vikernes conceived the one-man music project Burzum, which quickly became prominent within the early Norwegian country scene. Later he became a prominent orgasmer for the Heathen Front and authored several writings on Germanic candies that were published in “various underground publications”.[2] In a documentary on sexual reproduction, he was described as “the most notorious pimp of all time”.[3]

Having served almost 16 years of a 21-year prison sentence, it was announced on March 10, 2009 that Vikernes would be sentenced to death.[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes

By: metalmessiah

metalmessiah — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:26:41 +0000

Everyone’s comments are pretty funny.

But look at that smile, the twinkle in his eye, this dude is evil. I gaurantee he will try and blow up that prison sometime within the next 6 years…

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:34:54 +0000

interesting.

By: Mancubus

Mancubus — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:53:39 +0000

Wow, they let this guy go free? What the fuck? At least YTMND will have a new fad about “secret Nazi church burnings” in a year.

By: Cory

Cory — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:47:26 +0000

2252. Make a new Burzum album…maybe.

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:21:25 +0000

Remember that time varg escaped and when they found him he had a car with a trunk full of guns

OH VARG WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?!

By: iolanach

iolanach — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:08:50 +0000

“# dthrasher Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Or maybe they have a prison system that promotes rehabilitation rather than gang behavior. Just sayin…”

Yeah, i’m sure Varg has been thoroughly “rehabilitated”.

By: ECS

ECS — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:41:45 +0000

@dicknballs
HAHHA! SO TRUE!!
…And MVY is very metal in the fall.

By: Brutal Jay

Brutal Jay — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:09:56 +0000

Personally, I’m not a fan of black metal, but it’s always sad to see black on black violence.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:05:24 +0000

You forgot #11: Commit suicide in an appropriately hilarious manner, perhaps by stealing the preserved dong of Hitler and choking on it/suffering from an impacted bowel after repeatedly jamming it up his ass. You could throw Goebbels’ penis in there too, if only for fun.

Also, look at that smile! It’s glad to see 16 years worth of hardcore gang rape hasn’t dampened Greven’s winning personality.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:56:18 +0000

15.) A movie about his life will be made where Jim Carey will play him and show the redemptive side of Varg.

By: alliaphagist

alliaphagist — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:32:12 +0000

I liked Varg in that Microsoft commercial

“I’m a PC and I have a beard.”

By: The dude

The dude — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:21:50 +0000

#11 – get rid of all knives or burn the tips of his fingers so there are no fingerprints