HAVE I MENTIONED MY SERIOUS MAN CRUSH ON TRENT REZNOR THIS WEEK?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009 at 1:30pm by Axl Rosenberg

Headbanger’s Blog just alerted me to the fact that Trent Reznor allegedly left the following message on Twitter:

“You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses themselves so badly YOU feel uncomfortable? Heard Chris Cornell’s record? Jesus.”

All I have to say is this:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

As you were.

-AR

P.S. I know what you’re thinking: “What the fuck does that picture of Eliza Dushku have to do with Trent Reznor or Chris Cornell?” And the answer is, as far as I can tell, nothing. I did a Google image search for “Trent Reznor” “Chris Cornell” in hopes of finding a photo of the two singers in friendlier times, and instead the picture of Dushku sticking out her chest came up. And since she’s really hot, I thought, hey, why the heck not?



23 COMMENTS on “HAVE I MENTIONED MY SERIOUS MAN CRUSH ON TRENT REZNOR THIS WEEK?”

  1. the_0ne says:

    You never, NEVER, have to explain to us why you posted a pic of Eliza Dushku sticking her chest out.

    Did I mention NEVER?

  2. Byron W says:

    Boston girl eh?
    Sweet…!

  3. Errol says:

    hahahaha Eliza *drools*

  4. Dr Tizzle says:

    the funny thing is, timbaland mentioned Trent Reznor as one of his biggest influences

    the hot thing is, Eliza Dushku

  5. Phil says:

    A friend of mine said it best yesterday. I asked him if he heard the new Chris Cornell album yet and he replied:

    “Yes….and Chris Cornell is a bad decision maker”

  6. iolanach says:

    Reznor should be the last person criticizing someone for making shitty music.

  7. koOPa says:

    go boston lol

  8. The best girls DO root for Boston. Thank God for Eliza Dushku.

    Not even Chris Cornell could bring my day down now!

  9. Symbiot says:

    I approve of everything in this blog post.

  10. Revrant says:

    Jesus Christ could I care less about the subject at hand.

    Ahh, I remember that episode, I’ll miss Late Night.

  11. canea says:

    i’m going to go watch Bring it On again now. I have it on DVD.

  12. dthrasher says:

    I would rather listen to the new chris cornell cd than anything that Nine Inch Nails has ever put out. Talk about boring and shitty. P.S. for a metal website you guys sure don’t cover much metal.

  13. Gary S. says:

    KEEP IT OFF MY WAVE

  14. Ryan says:

    I live near Boston. Sweet!!

  15. Anthony says:

    Eliza dushku is now added to the the list of good things Boston has produced, joining KsE, Unearth, Shadows Fall, and the Boston Red Sox.

  16. Wayne says:

    a) Reznor is just ON lately

    b) “Dollhouse” sucks ass, and Dushku is one of the worst things about it.

  17. the_0ne says:

    Dude, who cares how much Dollhouse sucks. Did you see the leather outfit last week??? I hardly knew she was talking.

  18. canea says:

    OK, I’m off to watch Bring it On now.

  19. Ben says:

    iolanach and dthrasher, the fact that you guys are shit talking NIN invariably means that you guys enjoy participating in cock in cock action with each other on a regular basis. There are not very many bands that I consider to be off limits when it comes to criticism but Reznor’s career has been about as close to perfect as an artist of any kind could get. While musical taste is subjective, in this case, you’re both just idiotic fags

  20. Blackthorned says:

    Musicians at this level should really resist from making catty remarks about each other on the internet…

    except when they’re making them about Chris Cornell’s Scream album.

  21. Jeremy Rosen says:

    Eliza Dushku may have been hot, but that was before she unnecessarily fucked up her face with plastic surgery. I don’t know what the hell was going through her mind, kind of like I don’t understand the shitty show she managed to put together with Joss Whedon.

    Okay, so you’re one of the hotter, interesting brunette starlets out there. You’ve got a beautiful face, a nice body, better acting chops than most chicks in their twenties, and the cachet of an acclaimed television show. What do you do?

    Oh, that’s right, you make your nose look fucked up, ravage your chin, retardify your cheekbones, drop out of circulation for three years, and then resurface with a half-assed Philip K. Dick knockoff (who, by the way, is already half-assed as it is) which begs the viewer to stick around for seven episodes waiting for the lead character to actually turn into a character. Oh, and you do it with the creative genius continuously spurned by FOX on, you guessed it, FOX.

    Nice work Eliza. Let me know when you’re ready for that job in the housekeeping or food service industries.

  22. Adam says:

    I could not even get through thirty seconds of Cornell’s single…so terrible.

  23. Aaron says:

    God Cornells new record sucks!He should drop the hip-hop “producer” and get with Reznor if he wants to make good music.
    How can anyone of you fags talk crap about Reznor.The man is one of the best artists of our time and y’all are defending that sellout Chris Cornell??????He made a album with “Timbaland” whoever that is.I don’t know but it sounds like he sucks.Almost as much as those cock lovers iolanach and dthrasher.Dissing on Reznor offically makes both of you guys a couple of Limp Bizkit loving cocksuckers.You guys go jack off your 2 inchers to a picture of Fred Durst and go away.
    You fag-bags probably like Chris Cornells new record.

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