KARL SANDERS’ SAURIAN EXORCISMS IS NILE WITHOUT THE METAL

Thursday, March 12th, 2009 at 12:00pm by David Bee Roth

Q: What’s the heaviest part about Nile?
A: Karl Sanders

Now that’s only half a fat joke. Anybody could be the fat guitarist in Nile compared to Dallas Toller-Wade’s scrawny guns, but my main point is that Sander’s has a beastly metal persona to match his physical presence: from being a roadie for Morbid Angel to masterminding one of the heaviest bands ever (fact), the dude is a true metal lifer and the world is a heavier place with him on it. The guy just has great enthusiasm for the genre; in interviews he never hesitates for a second to throw the horns in any situation where it’s even mildly necessary. His fanatic endorsement of guitar companies (usually based on how metal the headstock looks) is probably one of the greatest testaments to career satisfaction I’ve seen. This motherfucker loves doing what he does.

Karl (spelled with a more brutal consonant than mere mortals) also has a bottomless well of interest in ancient Egyptian mythology, which fuels Nile’s lyrics and longer-than-long song titles, as well as his own solo project.

Saurian Exorcisms, his second outing into expanding the instrumental interludes of his main act, is pretty much exactly what you would expect even if you’ve only just been introduced to the concept: sacrificial percussion, cultish chanting, faux-Middle Eastern yodeling and some big, thundering gong hits.

While everyone knows Karl is a brutal shredster, this album shows off a lot of his wider musical abilities which includes hand-drums, synths and instruments I can’t even pronounce (baglama-what now? A glissentar?!). The only other contributor is Mike Breazeale, who joins with the ominous chanting that sounds like it’s coming from a whole congregation gathered in the Valley of the Dead as opposed to two guys in a South Carolina studio. Overall it’s nice to see someone breaking the bone-headed stereotype of speed-addicted tech-death dudes by creating something thematic and ambient that sounds like a film soundtrack. Karl can’t quite restrain himself all the time though; there is a fair bit of sweep-heavy acoustic soloing on the first half of the album.

This sort of music always made sense on a Nile album, both to remind you of the Egyptian mysticism behind the lyrics and to give you some reprieve in-between the suffocating brutality. Now the real question is did you like those moments enough to listen to a full-length album of it? No one should expect this to quench any sort of thirst for new Nile material, and you’re more than likely to tune out a bit during the drowsy, repetitious rhythms. While I’m way out of my element, I also suspect that Saurian Exorcisms has more in common with the desert levels in Diablo II than any authentic ethnic music. All the same there’s enough subtlety in composition and some literal bells (“Kali Ma”) and whistles (“Dying Embers of the Aga Mass SSSratu”) to show that the big guy put a lot of work into this, and I love that guy too much to beef him for not delivering the metal this time around.

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(3 out of 5 horns)

-DBR

Bonus video:  Karl’s enthusiastic Dean endorsement (skip to 2:35)


13 COMMENTS on “KARL SANDERS’ SAURIAN EXORCISMS IS NILE WITHOUT THE METAL”

  1. ceth says:

    could those 2 guys seem any more likeable and laid back in that video? I only wish i could be that happy with what i do everyday. Not the picture you get in your head when you think about guys that play that type of music.

  2. bombs away says:

    for some reason he looked really braveheart-warrior like in the video to me

  3. Sammy says:

    That is the most enthusiastic guitar endorsement I’ve ever heard from anyone who isn’t pushing his own celebrity-endorsed guitar. I hope Dean at least sends them some freebies for that.

  4. Turk says:

    that video is great. Karl and his enthusiasm rule.

  5. hibernum says:

    Dear Colonel Sander,

    When in the sun, SPF 30. Please! Melanoma ain’t no joke.

  6. fantasyh says:

    Couldn’t help but notice and love the Diablo 2 reference. I’ll check this album out just because of that.

  7. DAN says:

    Nile rules, I think they were born 2000 years too late though. These guys eat pharoah kings and crap out locust plagues.

  8. nate says:

    LOL DIABLO II SHOUTOUT hahah

  9. Excellent says:

    I assume this is a fitting sequel to saurian meditation. Another excellent ambient album for nile fans

  10. Aaron R A says:

    I love Nile, and Karl Sander’s solo stuff, and these guys seem awesome, but… it’s a shame to see them endorsing a totally shit guitar company.

  11. ceth says:

    shit guitar company????? I guess Dimebag,Dave Mustaine,Karl and Dallas,The Schenker Brothers,Rusty Cooley,Eric peterson and all the numerous other guys that are guitar legends and make their living playing these things have it all wrong. i guess someone needs to tell them all they play shitty guitars and have no clue what a decent instrument is.

  12. protoman says:

    ok ceth i’ll tell them that

  13. Anax says:

    This is a pretty cool cd. You guys are mostly fags lol. Eat my shit

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