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WHY ON EARTH WOULD WE POST ANOTHER DOPE VIDEO?

 Thursday, March 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm by

Because they’re freakin’ HILARIOUS, that’s why!

I actually did try to listen to Dope’s new album, No Regrets, on Monday night. I did not make it very far.

-AR

[via Headbanger's Blog]

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  • Rob

    That was retarded.

  • xCOOCOOKALx

    While far from “great” it’s still more tolerable than that ‘Crescent Shield’ you exposed us to last week. THAT was horrible.

  • Senior Swanky (Beardo)

    What utter garbage!
    Wow I remember when Big Business used to be good…

  • mynamesucks

    Wow that was the most Unoriginal music video i ever seen.

  • bearbomb

    Is this for real?

  • james

    yeah there past 2 cds have really fucking sucked ass holes with corn in the poop hole.

  • Anthony

    “Copyright restricts us from playing this video outside the U.S.”

    Not sure if this is a bad or good thing.

  • Obama!

    Oh I get it! The motorcycle resembles learning disabilities! Genius….

  • HagstromSpeed

    I like the guitar for the first 30 seconds..theres some cool licks and pinch harmonics, thats pretty cool…but other than that the vocalist kills it, and they all look like @uckin’ d-bags lol

  • taog36

    it seems like dope could be good, if they would stop trying to write catchy 14year old girl mtv garbage that mtv dosnt even want, and probably get a new singer

  • Carter

    God. this is awful. its like a really bad devildriver ripoff or something.

  • Doooood

    Vrooom Vroooooom! Look at me mommy! Im on a motorcycle! Vrooom!

  • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

    BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • dingdong

    WOW.seriously I think that he was throwing a little crack on that bike there. Maybe a more lucrative career as a plumber perhaps?

  • Sacajawea

    That freakin’ screen shot before you even press the play button. I can’t stop laughing at it.

  • ceth

    that dope video>skunk anansie

  • cougar party

    MAN! What can you say about this? Just so bad, for so many reasons. From now on, I will consider the act of listening to any Dope album or wearing any Dope merchandise as I cry for help and try to point them in the direction of metal bands that do not do a diservice to metal….or music in general for that matter.

    Although I did enjoy laughing at the video so it was unintentionally good on some level at least.

  • Strungout

    As atrocious as this music video is it is still much better than the Skunk Anansie turd you posted last week.

  • Blackthorned

    You’re right – the video still alone says it all.

  • MetalRod

    That was Dope!

    That sucked ass…

  • pacomon

    6 6 SIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCKING METAL MAN \m/!!

    I love this song, I CAN RELATE TO IT IN SO MANY WAYS!

    I remember one time when I was into the hardcore satanic metal and SICK and the same time. Those were the good ol’days!

    *SARCASM*

  • Urban Outdoorsman

    That was awesome. I really liked how he was totally focused on riding that shitty motorcycle. Good thing he didnt try to growl, sing and gyrate all over the engine. But then again im sure it was hard to control himself with a big hard rumbling piece of man machine between his legs. If he would have lost focus for one second he could have had a nasty wreck with that green screen and ugly chinese chick.

  • Urban Outdoorsman

    I change my opinion THAT was sick sick sick.

    Im gonna go throw up now

  • Urban Outdoorsman

    # taog36 Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    it seems like dope could be good, if they would stop trying to write catchy 14year old girl mtv garbage that mtv dosnt even want, and probably get a new singer

    Yah theyd be great if they just got a new singer and lyrics….and replace the guitar player…and bass player….and drummer…and change their name…and move out of the country

  • http://www.drugs.com Drugs Rule

    I am wondering why the lead singer isnt wearing his BLS jacket. Do you think he borrowed Zakk’s bike for the green scene of this video? Oh wait Zakk doesnt ride. My bad.

  • garske

    I like the ad for Dope’s new cd right above the video….

    >_>
    <_<

    This reminded me of what could’ve happened if Dez Fafara didn’t leave Coal Chamber and form Devildriver.

  • Nick

    I challenge any of you to stare at the picture before you hit play for a minute without laughing… i tried and couldn’t do it. Fucking ridiculous.

  • http://www.levean.com Jeff

    damn. this guys friends with Zakk?? if you got more than 25+sec into the video… you got further than me. maybe I wont go to the concert…

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    @Urband OutDoorsman

    “Yah theyd be great if they just got a new singer and lyrics….and replace the guitar player…and bass player….and drummer…and change their name…and move out of the country”

    You said it best bro,

    I think they should be one with the sea.

  • Rik

    Wow. I really like Dope… and I quite like this song, despite it being overly repetitive. But that video is quite simply one of the most embarrassingly terrible things I’ve ever seen.

  • http://www.forever21.com alaah

    It does stick in your head

  • charles

    Best music video I have seen in a long time. I can tell they are musical geniuses. Tomorrow I am going to buy all their albums. This group rocks!!!

  • IronTuskGr

    That was soooooo baaaad I almost vomited in my mouth.
    I was waiting for him to crash into a fuckin train! HA!