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THE DRUMS ARE COOL

 Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 at 1:42pm by

….especially when you’re the fastest drummer in the world.

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  • Senior Swanky (Beardo)

    Agoraphobic Nosebleed just found their drummer!!!

  • Eye of Newt

    Where’s the corpse paint, bud?

  • treefiddy

    I could play much faster hitting my cock off the snare [/youtube mode]

  • dude

    looks like being the fastest drummer in the world pays well.

  • vmanv

    Hahaha, seriously, how depressing does that room look?

  • g

    pretty good buddy rich impression

  • http://www.myspace.com/orchids Daisy May Tinklepants

    love the decor in that dude’s house

    …or his parents house

    very classy, very metal

  • HagstromSpeed

    He really needs to bring that drum set onto the streets and make some money lol, then he’ll maybe get laid

  • FistedSister

    He’s not the fastest drummer in the world, but way to be a sucker for a description on YouTube.

    There is nothing COOL about being the fastest drummer in the world. Especially if you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ.

    The more pocket a drummer can play, the cooler the drummer is.

    See: Keith Carlock, Jojo Mayer, Vinnie Colaiuta, Dave DiCenso, Bernard Purdie, Brian Blade

    • SIR MICHAEL CAINE

      MY GOD YOU SOUND LIKE A RIGHT SILLY CUNT.

  • Adam

    I was going to say, I don’t think he’s the fastest drummer in the world. I’ve seen lots of videos claiming that, and heck I’d even put Flo Mounier ahead of this guy. And Gene Hoglan for sure.

    But still, he’s certainly not BAD.

  • mickey-luv

    AND he can take a shit at the same time!

  • John

    Did this guy conveniently get a stroke while showing of for the cam?

  • Samm

    I’m the fastest JOer in the world. Oh wait, that’s not a good thing, is it?

  • Sammy

    Ooops! Misspelled my own name. That’s what happens when you type one-handed.

  • http://spaceshipbastille.blogspot.com alex

    there are a few Behemoth tracks where Inferno reaches about 260 bpm, but i don’t have any confirmation of that necessarily being the fastest ever.

    • SIR MICHAEL CAINE

      BEHEMOTH ARE A BUNCH OF GAY-BOYS THIS GUY COULD KICK ALL THEIR ARSES

  • Malacoda

    This guy is fast, but he’s not that good. Also he’s old and plays funny. Get someone who can own on drums and play songs.

  • Kev

    Well that was… interesting.
    I think he’s a jazz drummer, explaining his “odd” style that some of you pointed out, and as for being the fastest, apparently he was…. 7 years ago. He held the world record for a year, between 2000 and 2001, I believe. I read his shitty website but I already forget.

  • http://suckmyempysack.com Ken

    is your name michael d?

    no its clarence

  • CJ

    I’m not particularly impressed.

    • SIR MICHAEL CAINE

      BUT YOU ARE PARTICULARLY GAY.

  • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

    I agree that his house looks like hell.

  • josephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    It looks like a bunch of dirty clothes mixed with pizza boxes on a crap stained dirty mattress in the background. I think I got lice watching it.

  • Carl

    “you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ” OMG FistedSister where are you from??? I live right next to that town and you described it and many of its inhabitants to a fucking T!

  • Morningrise

    Looks like he just got off work at the hardware store, drank a six of Black Label, cut the lawn and taped himself thrashing the kit. Then he went and gave his mom a sponge bath.