THE DRUMS ARE COOL

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 at 1:42pm by Kip Wingerschmidt

….especially when you’re the fastest drummer in the world.



26 COMMENTS on “THE DRUMS ARE COOL”

  1. Senior Swanky (Beardo) says:

    Agoraphobic Nosebleed just found their drummer!!!

  2. Eye of Newt says:

    Where’s the corpse paint, bud?

  3. treefiddy says:

    I could play much faster hitting my cock off the snare [/youtube mode]

  4. dude says:

    looks like being the fastest drummer in the world pays well.

  5. vmanv says:

    Hahaha, seriously, how depressing does that room look?

  6. g says:

    pretty good buddy rich impression

  7. love the decor in that dude’s house

    …or his parents house

    very classy, very metal

  8. HagstromSpeed says:

    He really needs to bring that drum set onto the streets and make some money lol, then he’ll maybe get laid

  9. FistedSister says:

    He’s not the fastest drummer in the world, but way to be a sucker for a description on YouTube.

    There is nothing COOL about being the fastest drummer in the world. Especially if you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ.

    The more pocket a drummer can play, the cooler the drummer is.

    See: Keith Carlock, Jojo Mayer, Vinnie Colaiuta, Dave DiCenso, Bernard Purdie, Brian Blade

  10. Adam says:

    I was going to say, I don’t think he’s the fastest drummer in the world. I’ve seen lots of videos claiming that, and heck I’d even put Flo Mounier ahead of this guy. And Gene Hoglan for sure.

    But still, he’s certainly not BAD.

  11. mickey-luv says:

    AND he can take a shit at the same time!

  12. John says:

    Did this guy conveniently get a stroke while showing of for the cam?

  13. Samm says:

    I’m the fastest JOer in the world. Oh wait, that’s not a good thing, is it?

  14. Sammy says:

    Ooops! Misspelled my own name. That’s what happens when you type one-handed.

  15. alex says:

    there are a few Behemoth tracks where Inferno reaches about 260 bpm, but i don’t have any confirmation of that necessarily being the fastest ever.

  16. Malacoda says:

    This guy is fast, but he’s not that good. Also he’s old and plays funny. Get someone who can own on drums and play songs.

  17. Kev says:

    Well that was… interesting.
    I think he’s a jazz drummer, explaining his “odd” style that some of you pointed out, and as for being the fastest, apparently he was…. 7 years ago. He held the world record for a year, between 2000 and 2001, I believe. I read his shitty website but I already forget.

  18. Ken says:

    is your name michael d?

    no its clarence

  19. CJ says:

    I’m not particularly impressed.

  20. I agree that his house looks like hell.

  21. josephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says:

    It looks like a bunch of dirty clothes mixed with pizza boxes on a crap stained dirty mattress in the background. I think I got lice watching it.

  22. Carl says:

    “you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ” OMG FistedSister where are you from??? I live right next to that town and you described it and many of its inhabitants to a fucking T!

  23. Morningrise says:

    Looks like he just got off work at the hardware store, drank a six of Black Label, cut the lawn and taped himself thrashing the kit. Then he went and gave his mom a sponge bath.

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