He’s not the fastest drummer in the world, but way to be a sucker for a description on YouTube.
There is nothing COOL about being the fastest drummer in the world. Especially if you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ.
The more pocket a drummer can play, the cooler the drummer is.
See: Keith Carlock, Jojo Mayer, Vinnie Colaiuta, Dave DiCenso, Bernard Purdie, Brian Blade
I was going to say, I don’t think he’s the fastest drummer in the world. I’ve seen lots of videos claiming that, and heck I’d even put Flo Mounier ahead of this guy. And Gene Hoglan for sure.
Well that was… interesting.
I think he’s a jazz drummer, explaining his “odd” style that some of you pointed out, and as for being the fastest, apparently he was…. 7 years ago. He held the world record for a year, between 2000 and 2001, I believe. I read his shitty website but I already forget.
“you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ” OMG FistedSister where are you from??? I live right next to that town and you described it and many of its inhabitants to a fucking T!
Looks like he just got off work at the hardware store, drank a six of Black Label, cut the lawn and taped himself thrashing the kit. Then he went and gave his mom a sponge bath.
Agoraphobic Nosebleed just found their drummer!!!
Where’s the corpse paint, bud?
I could play much faster hitting my cock off the snare [/youtube mode]
looks like being the fastest drummer in the world pays well.
Hahaha, seriously, how depressing does that room look?
pretty good buddy rich impression
love the decor in that dude’s house
…or his parents house
very classy, very metal
He really needs to bring that drum set onto the streets and make some money lol, then he’ll maybe get laid
He’s not the fastest drummer in the world, but way to be a sucker for a description on YouTube.
There is nothing COOL about being the fastest drummer in the world. Especially if you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ.
The more pocket a drummer can play, the cooler the drummer is.
See: Keith Carlock, Jojo Mayer, Vinnie Colaiuta, Dave DiCenso, Bernard Purdie, Brian Blade
MY GOD YOU SOUND LIKE A RIGHT SILLY CUNT.
I was going to say, I don’t think he’s the fastest drummer in the world. I’ve seen lots of videos claiming that, and heck I’d even put Flo Mounier ahead of this guy. And Gene Hoglan for sure.
But still, he’s certainly not BAD.
AND he can take a shit at the same time!
Did this guy conveniently get a stroke while showing of for the cam?
I’m the fastest JOer in the world. Oh wait, that’s not a good thing, is it?
Ooops! Misspelled my own name. That’s what happens when you type one-handed.
there are a few Behemoth tracks where Inferno reaches about 260 bpm, but i don’t have any confirmation of that necessarily being the fastest ever.
BEHEMOTH ARE A BUNCH OF GAY-BOYS THIS GUY COULD KICK ALL THEIR ARSES
This guy is fast, but he’s not that good. Also he’s old and plays funny. Get someone who can own on drums and play songs.
Well that was… interesting.
I think he’s a jazz drummer, explaining his “odd” style that some of you pointed out, and as for being the fastest, apparently he was…. 7 years ago. He held the world record for a year, between 2000 and 2001, I believe. I read his shitty website but I already forget.
is your name michael d?
no its clarence
I’m not particularly impressed.
BUT YOU ARE PARTICULARLY GAY.
I agree that his house looks like hell.
It looks like a bunch of dirty clothes mixed with pizza boxes on a crap stained dirty mattress in the background. I think I got lice watching it.
“you’re some ugly Italian guy sitting in your office room in your beat up house in Lyndhurst, NJ” OMG FistedSister where are you from??? I live right next to that town and you described it and many of its inhabitants to a fucking T!
Looks like he just got off work at the hardware store, drank a six of Black Label, cut the lawn and taped himself thrashing the kit. Then he went and gave his mom a sponge bath.