HERE’S A PHOTO OF LARS’ LITTLE ULRICH
Monday, March 30th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl RosenbergGot this email from MetalSucks Maniac Andrew Doty over the weekend:
I was reading through the MS archives earlier today, as I completely lack a real
life, and was browsing through the “Fuck you, too,” blog series. So, I came upon the
response to Kristen Randall naked picture thing, wherein something about a naked
picture of Lars Ulrich was mentioned, as though it did not exist. So, I thought I
would alert you that it totally does.I found it when I was looking for Lars being a dick, to illustrate the point that
Lars Ulrich is a dick. Google wasn’t about to take that shit lying down, however,
and let me search for the word “dick” without giving me porn as a result.
Well, fair is fair, and I did say if there was a photo of Lars Ulrich naked, we’d post it, so… after the jump, Lars’ penis. Needless to say, this is NSFW.
-AR
can’t help but stare @ Fuzzfro and tan line. Not bad….not great but alright.
In front of ‘Arry of all people!
Where eagles dare? Not quite worthy of an eagle status really.
That’s sad. And furry, iuck.
he’s penis is so small cos all the “dickness” went into his head ?
I’m not sure why this exists.
hahaha reminds me of GG allin’s Macropenis
i dunno about you guys but this makes me feel better about myself…i mean if my dick is bigger than lars ulrich’s at least that gives me one reason not to off myself every day
Phew!! Finally my dick’s bigger than someone else’s…
lol at Kirk staring at it.
They’re all checking it out and laughing their asses off.
Normally, Hetfield would say, “No remorse – no regret”, but I think he’d make an exception for Lars.
Some may say “Some are growers and some are showers” or that it may have been cold that day but I think the reality is that Lars just has a tiny pecker.
Anyone else notice that Kirk is a meat-gazer and appears to be touching himself while doing so?
Penis, imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute shortness
I cannot fuck
I cannot lie
Trapped in myself
Penis my holding cell!
Uhm is it really that small? It could be photoshopped..
Idc I still think he’s hot. I love Lars. lol.
Haha I love how Kirk is staring at it…I know they are gay..I just know it.
(=<3
CHODE
that’s…one small dick IMO lol
hahahaha! i clicked on the link from todays liv kristine post (my name is linked for reference) and i totally did not expect there to actually be a photo of larss penis there! trauma!
but come on guys, its not that small. if he trimmed that bush it would look normal-size.
NONSENCE!! thet’a one small dick xDDDDD
it’ was eithr -15ºC or he has one hell of a SMALL dick :/
So THAT’S where they got the song name for “The Shortest Straw”!