Comments on: THE MYSTERY OF ANDREW W.K. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:34:53 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Kirk http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-304557 Kirk Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:19:17 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-304557 Lol! I like the Skywalker comparison. Just a quick comment here. Same guy, always has been. You ever look at photos of yourself and realise how totally different you can look, even if two photos are only a few hours apart?! Especially if you've got a fuck off grin on your face, or a big beard, or whatever. Andrew W.K. is and always has been Andrew W.K. I was at a gig of his on Monday, where he broke his nose, again...poor bugger...It was just the best performance I've ever been to! Well anyway...those of you that have left negative comments about AWK clearly show a lack of any taste, wit and intelligence as you don't actually say anything critical...you just cuss. If you have any positive criticism to put forward in an actuall argument/discussion...fire away. I can't understand why anyone can hate AWK, hes the nicest guy ever. Lol! I like the Skywalker comparison. Just a quick comment here. Same guy, always has been. You ever look at photos of yourself and realise how totally different you can look, even if two photos are only a few hours apart?! Especially if you’ve got a fuck off grin on your face, or a big beard, or whatever. Andrew W.K. is and always has been Andrew W.K.

I was at a gig of his on Monday, where he broke his nose, again…poor bugger…It was just the best performance I’ve ever been to!

Well anyway…those of you that have left negative comments about AWK clearly show a lack of any taste, wit and intelligence as you don’t actually say anything critical…you just cuss. If you have any positive criticism to put forward in an actuall argument/discussion…fire away. I can’t understand why anyone can hate AWK, hes the nicest guy ever.

]]> By: Will http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-297802 Will Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:35:50 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-297802 Ben is a 16 year-old virgin douchebag who lives in his momma's basement watching too much lame ass Family Guy....Also he probably doesn't have anything really going for him at his minimum wage paying job at his local 99 cent store. Get a life guy assbag and have fun with the other loser Bodom fans (15 year old,"pissed off" kids with dirty,long blonde hair) Ben is a 16 year-old virgin douchebag who lives in his momma’s basement watching too much lame ass Family Guy….Also he probably doesn’t have anything really going for him at his minimum wage paying job at his local 99 cent store. Get a life guy assbag and have fun with the other loser Bodom fans (15 year old,”pissed off” kids with dirty,long blonde hair)

]]> By: TMR http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-216331 TMR Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:59:02 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-216331 ITS JESUS !!! (second picture on the left) ITS JESUS !!! (second picture on the left)

]]> By: SonOF http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-216147 SonOF Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:48:09 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-216147 I think the author of the Andrew WK piece thinks he is much smarter than he is, and that this whole "Andrew WK conspiracy issue" is much more important than it really is: I mean, what the hell is this?: "But this is the process and now we have come upon a new light and a new era awaits all of us, In 2008 a new reality will form, it has been building up to this point and we will all take part in the beginings of the end. Unlock the AWK code within and shapes will become forms and the void will be filled. This is not a prophecy, speaking the unspoken gives life to ideas. In one huge collective breath the birthing will take place and you and I will take part in it. This is what I've learned from examining the big picture, because without me or you, none of this exists. All of existance is within you and you have the ability to experience everything and nothing at the same time" It's like the guy ate mushrooms at the beginning of his writing, and they started kicking in right about here. He's making this "Andrew WK conspiracy" seem like it has EPIC and PROFOUND implications on the human race in general. I'm sorry, when you start writing like that, you lose me, regardless of what how strong your argument/evidence is. I think the author of the Andrew WK piece thinks he is much smarter than he is, and that this whole “Andrew WK conspiracy issue” is much more important than it really is:
I mean, what the hell is this?:

“But this is the process and now we have come upon a new light and a new era awaits all of us, In 2008 a new reality will form, it has been building up to this point and we will all take part in the beginings of the end. Unlock the AWK code within and shapes will become forms and the void will be filled. This is not a prophecy, speaking the unspoken gives life to ideas. In one huge collective breath the birthing will take place and you and I will take part in it. This is what I’ve learned from examining the big picture, because without me or you, none of this exists. All of existance is within you and you have the ability to experience everything and nothing at the same time”

It’s like the guy ate mushrooms at the beginning of his writing, and they started kicking in right about here. He’s making this “Andrew WK conspiracy” seem like it has EPIC and PROFOUND implications on the human race in general. I’m sorry, when you start writing like that, you lose me, regardless of what how strong your argument/evidence is.

]]> By: anibolism http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-216107 anibolism Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:31:28 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-216107 Its the same guy, his jaw just got bigger when he got on the steroids. Its pretty obvious look how much bigger he is in the first pics. All the charteristics of someone on testosterone. Its the same guy, his jaw just got bigger when he got on the steroids. Its pretty obvious look how much bigger he is in the first pics. All the charteristics of someone on testosterone.

]]> By: RaZZo http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214841 RaZZo Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:46:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214841 Uhhh..does no one remember that he BROKE HIS NOSE for that "infamous" album cover ... So maybe HIS FACE LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT (a la post-car-accident Luke Skywalker) after 2005? Also, he was a lot more famous, therefore, a lot FATTER/OLDER/HAIRIER???? Uhhh..does no one remember that he BROKE HIS NOSE for that “infamous” album cover …

So maybe HIS FACE LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT (a la post-car-accident Luke Skywalker) after 2005?

Also, he was a lot more famous, therefore, a lot FATTER/OLDER/HAIRIER????

]]> By: Ben http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214797 Ben Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:10:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214797 Nope. AWK blows chunks of pukey badness into a shit filled toilet and then eats it all up. Anyone who likes AWK, sucks his cock while he does it. This is also fact. Nope. AWK blows chunks of pukey badness into a shit filled toilet and then eats it all up. Anyone who likes AWK, sucks his cock while he does it. This is also fact.

]]> By: Price http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214621 Price Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:31:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214621 I just wished that I loved life as much as he did. Everyone could use a bit more AWK in their lives. I just wished that I loved life as much as he did. Everyone could use a bit more AWK in their lives.

]]> By: niggaplease http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214547 niggaplease Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:29:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214547 There's nothing decent ever to have come from Children of Bodom There’s nothing decent ever to have come from Children of Bodom

]]> By: Joshie http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214518 Joshie Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:23:28 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214518 Honestly, i've never cared for Andrew W.K.'s music. However, on some TV show, someone said that they saw AWK walking around backstage at a show one time, so they screamed out his name. AWK's response was to spin around and throw a handful of lollipops at them. They said he's just always got a pocketful of lollipops, just ready to go. This makes him awesome. Honestly, i’ve never cared for Andrew W.K.’s music. However, on some TV show, someone said that they saw AWK walking around backstage at a show one time, so they screamed out his name. AWK’s response was to spin around and throw a handful of lollipops at them. They said he’s just always got a pocketful of lollipops, just ready to go. This makes him awesome.

]]> By: two_step http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214509 two_step Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:53:46 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214509 same guy all along. some of the pictures are doctored in certain ways (probably by andrew himself) but it doesn't really matter - still looks like the same dude. as others have said, andrew's just a really weird (and wonderful) man. everything he's ever produced or worked on is incredible. damn anyone who can't see that! the website may also be an andrew wk creation, purposely inane and rambling. same guy all along. some of the pictures are doctored in certain ways (probably by andrew himself) but it doesn’t really matter – still looks like the same dude. as others have said, andrew’s just a really weird (and wonderful) man. everything he’s ever produced or worked on is incredible. damn anyone who can’t see that! the website may also be an andrew wk creation, purposely inane and rambling.

]]> By: Anton Lachey http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214496 Anton Lachey Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:04:49 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214496 Yeah this is total B.S. His father is a law professor at U of M Ann Arbor, and AWK has also been putting out records on the Bulb label long before he signed to the majors. Yeah this is total B.S. His father is a law professor at U of M Ann Arbor, and AWK has also been putting out records on the Bulb label long before he signed to the majors.

]]> By: Rik http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214474 Rik Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:49:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214474 All this image proves is that he learnt how to shave. All this image proves is that he learnt how to shave.

]]> By: blah http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214455 blah Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:39:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214455 the faces on the pre-2005 pictures have been manipulated the faces on the pre-2005 pictures have been manipulated

]]> By: dave http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214421 dave Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:39:08 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214421 It's the same fuckin dude with after weight loss, a decent hair cut and shaving. It's amazing how quickly one can go from looking grungy to looking like you're 12 once the damn beard is gone. the only thing decent to come out of this guy was when Bodom covered him. It’s the same fuckin dude with after weight loss, a decent hair cut and shaving. It’s amazing how quickly one can go from looking grungy to looking like you’re 12 once the damn beard is gone.

the only thing decent to come out of this guy was when Bodom covered him.

]]> By: Daniel http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214419 Daniel Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:35:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214419 OMG - other than being one of the worst writers I've ever read, the author has nothing to prove his claim. I didn't even read anything remotely compelling. Seriously though dude - if you want to keep "writing" take a journalism course. You could have summed up your entire story in 2 paragraphs if you would have just left out the bullshit sweeping dialogue! Painful OMG – other than being one of the worst writers I’ve ever read, the author has nothing to prove his claim. I didn’t even read anything remotely compelling. Seriously though dude – if you want to keep “writing” take a journalism course. You could have summed up your entire story in 2 paragraphs if you would have just left out the bullshit sweeping dialogue! Painful

]]> By: Ben http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214401 Ben Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:41:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214401 Ummm... AWK sucks hairy donkey sack and anyone who doesn't agree is a retarded, midget transvestite. This is fact. Ummm… AWK sucks hairy donkey sack and anyone who doesn’t agree is a retarded, midget transvestite. This is fact.

]]> By: aaronG http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214398 aaronG Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:39:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214398 in "chapter 2" of that site is a scan of the dazed & confused interview "steev mike" gave in '00. and "steev mike" looks like the guy on the right; he definitely does not look like the guy on the left. this would give credence to the theory that "steev mike" is behind the music and "andrew wk" is the performer. and i could be wrong, but i seem to remember "steev mike" being mentioned in "andrew wk's" wikipedia entry, but has since been excised. anyway, that site is a bit tame compared to some of the others i've seen. the best one goes into depth over andrew's supposed obsession w/ nicole kidman, his tie-in w/ sierra mist, and his weird numerological codes (wait, is "weird numerological codes" redundant?). oh, and the site can "only be viewed on PCs" yet i read it on my mac, anyway. go figure. in “chapter 2″ of that site is a scan of the dazed & confused interview “steev mike” gave in ‘00. and “steev mike” looks like the guy on the right; he definitely does not look like the guy on the left. this would give credence to the theory that “steev mike” is behind the music and “andrew wk” is the performer. and i could be wrong, but i seem to remember “steev mike” being mentioned in “andrew wk’s” wikipedia entry, but has since been excised.

anyway, that site is a bit tame compared to some of the others i’ve seen. the best one goes into depth over andrew’s supposed obsession w/ nicole kidman, his tie-in w/ sierra mist, and his weird numerological codes (wait, is “weird numerological codes” redundant?). oh, and the site can “only be viewed on PCs” yet i read it on my mac, anyway. go figure.

]]> By: Toxteth O'Grady http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214396 Toxteth O'Grady Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:36:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214396 I've thought for years that there are multiple AWKs, but this article didn't clear up much of anything. Sadly, it is a rambling, incomplete mess. I’ve thought for years that there are multiple AWKs, but this article didn’t clear up much of anything. Sadly, it is a rambling, incomplete mess.

]]> By: dthrasher http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/03/30/the-mystery-of-andrew-wk/#comment-214383 dthrasher Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:37:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13293#comment-214383 Funny website. Funny website.

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