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	<title>Comments on: SOMEBODY SHOOT ME IN THE FACE: MARTY FRIEDMAN JOINS LIMP BIZKIT</title>
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		<title>By: Francisco</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/01/somebody-shoot-me-in-the-face-marty-friedman-joins-limp-bizkit/#comment-454801</link>
		<dc:creator>Francisco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny, I really wanted to kill myself for a minute.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny, I really wanted to kill myself for a minute.</p>
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		<title>By: Crunch240sx</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crunch240sx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You Bastard!! 

Good fucking one man, you got me all the fucking time!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You Bastard!! </p>
<p>Good fucking one man, you got me all the fucking time!</p>
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		<title>By: Zakk n Dime</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/01/somebody-shoot-me-in-the-face-marty-friedman-joins-limp-bizkit/#comment-215215</link>
		<dc:creator>Zakk n Dime</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy fuck, almost brought me to tears. Well done! I woulda shit if fucking Freidman woulda done that!

And Datrick you can go fuck yourself? How the hell can you NOT know who Marty Friedman and say fuck Megadeth?! Go back to your fucking Limp Bizkit records you moron.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy fuck, almost brought me to tears. Well done! I woulda shit if fucking Freidman woulda done that!</p>
<p>And Datrick you can go fuck yourself? How the hell can you NOT know who Marty Friedman and say fuck Megadeth?! Go back to your fucking Limp Bizkit records you moron.</p>
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		<title>By: Jade</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/01/somebody-shoot-me-in-the-face-marty-friedman-joins-limp-bizkit/#comment-215179</link>
		<dc:creator>Jade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha because it&#039;s actually April 2nd where I am, it didn&#039;t even occur to me that it could be an April Fool&#039;s joke. I need to stop being so stupid. 

You totally got me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha because it&#8217;s actually April 2nd where I am, it didn&#8217;t even occur to me that it could be an April Fool&#8217;s joke. I need to stop being so stupid. </p>
<p>You totally got me!</p>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At this moment in time, Limp Bizkit would be a step up for Mr. Friedman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At this moment in time, Limp Bizkit would be a step up for Mr. Friedman.</p>
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		<title>By: chris</title>
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		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When i read this i thought yeah its april first i get it,but then i thought this is just so fucked up and unbelievable that no one would even try this as an april fools joke.I had to know so i clicked the link and...Touche you bastard</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When i read this i thought yeah its april first i get it,but then i thought this is just so fucked up and unbelievable that no one would even try this as an april fools joke.I had to know so i clicked the link and&#8230;Touche you bastard</p>
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		<title>By: BLZBUB</title>
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		<dc:creator>BLZBUB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BLZBUB:   pwn3d.

Dark Lord is mads now...  I eatz your unbirthed childrenz solz.

Bad for u.  LOL for me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BLZBUB:   pwn3d.</p>
<p>Dark Lord is mads now&#8230;  I eatz your unbirthed childrenz solz.</p>
<p>Bad for u.  LOL for me.</p>
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		<title>By: myke</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/01/somebody-shoot-me-in-the-face-marty-friedman-joins-limp-bizkit/#comment-215113</link>
		<dc:creator>myke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>good 1 fuckers....lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good 1 fuckers&#8230;.lol</p>
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		<title>By: zach</title>
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		<dc:creator>zach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>terrible joke</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>terrible joke</p>
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		<title>By: dthrasher</title>
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		<dc:creator>dthrasher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The fucking band name puns have got to stop. Yes, calling them limp dickshit may have been funny the first time it was printed back in &#039;94, but at this point its just so fucking lame. Pun police signing off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fucking band name puns have got to stop. Yes, calling them limp dickshit may have been funny the first time it was printed back in &#8217;94, but at this point its just so fucking lame. Pun police signing off.</p>
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		<title>By: alliaphagist</title>
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		<dc:creator>alliaphagist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow, you actually got me. Only one I fell for all day too...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow, you actually got me. Only one I fell for all day too&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: CJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>CJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol Pretty good. Ya got me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol Pretty good. Ya got me.</p>
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		<title>By: jewbacca</title>
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		<dc:creator>jewbacca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I C WUT U DID THAR!!! LOL!! All bullshit aside, best April Fools joke I&#039;ve been had with today. Nice, you fuckers. Shalom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I C WUT U DID THAR!!! LOL!! All bullshit aside, best April Fools joke I&#8217;ve been had with today. Nice, you fuckers. Shalom.</p>
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		<title>By: easy</title>
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		<dc:creator>easy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>is the offer with the spoon still open?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is the offer with the spoon still open?</p>
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		<title>By: elvin</title>
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		<dc:creator>elvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ehhehe nice AF</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ehhehe nice AF</p>
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		<title>By: Jaz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By far thee best April fools joke that pulled my leg today
Cheers.

I was about to shit bricks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By far thee best April fools joke that pulled my leg today<br />
Cheers.</p>
<p>I was about to shit bricks</p>
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		<title>By: iolanach</title>
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		<dc:creator>iolanach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can&#039;t believe i felt for it...for about 5 seconds, but fell i did. If true, this would be reason enough to nuke Japan.

Again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can&#8217;t believe i felt for it&#8230;for about 5 seconds, but fell i did. If true, this would be reason enough to nuke Japan.</p>
<p>Again.</p>
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		<title>By: razorsharp codpiece</title>
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		<dc:creator>razorsharp codpiece</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a shotgun in my mouth before the jump, thank god I waited to pull the trigger.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a shotgun in my mouth before the jump, thank god I waited to pull the trigger.</p>
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		<title>By: Gabriel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gabriel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks God, it&#039;s April Fool!

I don&#039;t like MD nor Cacophony, actually, but Friedman&#039;s reputation of course is maaany times bigger than Limp Bizshits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks God, it&#8217;s April Fool!</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t like MD nor Cacophony, actually, but Friedman&#8217;s reputation of course is maaany times bigger than Limp Bizshits.</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>^^^^^^ Fail.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>^^^^^^ Fail.</p>
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