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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PACK OF WOLVES VINYL!

 Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 at 5:30pm by

crowd surfingCongrats to Exor666t for coming up with the winning caption to last week’s our most recent funny photo caption contest. For his troubles, Exor666t will get a trifecta of classic In Flames CD reissues, each “Reloaded” with bonus content: Whoracle, Colony and Clayman. The winning entry to the photo at right:

Global recession forces Somali pirates to downsize operations.

This week we’re giving away a vinyl copy of Betrayer, the debut full-length from Austin, TX’s Pack of Wolves (featuring Trey Ramirez, ex-At All Cost). Watch Pack of Wolves’ latest video here. Just come up with a caption to the below photo that tickles our funny bones, and the record is all yours.

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  • tyler09

    Lil Jon…meet Lil Jonathan Davis

  • tim

    Promotion picture #1: Brokencyde “Crunk as a Skunk” 2038 Reunion Tour

  • jwea

    Fred Durst changes his image to appeal to a different audience in hopes that maybe someone will go to Limp Bizkit concerts

  • tom

    in the wake of Chris Cornell’s “Scream”, even Devin Townsend has been layin down some sick beatz

  • JVSTIN

    Dimmu have teamed up with Methods Of Mayhem to bring you the worlds first Nu-Black Metal band. Lucifers Pimps. Wvrd.

  • SonOF

    This young man claims to be Flavor Flav’s illegitimate son, apparently conceived during one of Public Enemy’s stops in Australia during their 1990 world tour in support of the album “Fear of a Black Planet.” Flav commented, “Man, I don’t know this kid. Yeah, I’ve slept with women all over the world, but that ain’t my kid!”

  • Kevin

    Weird Al Yankovic needs money so bad that he found his jewish buddy Moses to set out on acting like their “dawgs” to make the most “illest, dopest, and bumping rap album of 2009″

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Outkast takes a poke at the GnR frontman by updating a classic…

    “(Guns n) Roses”

    I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stank
    But lean a little bit closer see
    Axl Rose really smell like poo ooo oop
    Yeah, Axl Rose really smell like poo ooo oop

  • Ilona

    After replacing all of the original actors from the hit show “Sliders” the ratings plummetted and the show was immediately cancelled.

  • Urban Outdoorsman

    Ali G has Grill Reposessed after spending frivolously on items such as a hat made of money.

  • vitruvianApe

    crunk’s not dead

  • dan wolfson

    Crunk Metalsucks.

  • Malarkist

    Glen Beck’s “funky fresh” “nu” side kicks help him “kick” McCarthyism to a younger Obama generation!

  • http://www.myspace.com/ironhorsepower patrick

    Looks like Head is back on drugs and has got the life, moyyyyyyyyyy

  • J.W. Gacy

    The late Tapout owner’s replacement.

  • Jesse

    I wonder how long it’ll take those asswipes on metalsucks.net to realize I’m picking my nose.

  • slips

    dallas’s new project.

  • Sofa King

    The true face of Hepatitis C.

  • http://www.youtube.com/nobudgettelevision C.J. the D.J.

    Crack Money Records up in this bitch!

    I think that is the group Crack Money though!
    http://www.myspace.com/crackmoneyrecords

  • http://www.crackmoneyrecords.com/ C.J. the D.J.

    Sorry I got the website wrong the first time DAMMIT

    http://www.myspace.com/crackmoney

  • Walker

    My favorite two members of Hollywood Undead.

  • MASTERJAKE5000

    Chris Barnes and Six Feet Under think that this new style will expand their already HUGE fanbase

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    In preparation for the Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Flea helps Metallica get in touch with their funky side by taking Lars and James on a trip to LA’s famed Bling Boutique. Owner Chaz LeFontaine, like a loving curator showing off his museum, points out a myriad of exhibits sewn into the fabric of rock and roll history. Lars looks on wide-eyed like a kid in a candy store as LeFontaine leads them through the legendary “Bret Michaels Hollywood & Vine Lookin’ Fine Hair Salon”, where James playfully tries on a vintage 1978 Neal Schon. Next stop on the Willy Wonka-esque tour is the “Snider & Halford Lingerie and Bondage Shop”, where Lars has to be pried from the codpiece selection by his bandmate. Wandering off on his own, Lars stumbles upon the “Young Jeezy Easy Peezy Dentizzle My Grizzle Orthodontics Department”, pointing excitedly to some shiny grillwork and then at his teeth, begging the nearest employee to “fill ‘em all!!!”. As the tour comes to a close, our heroes visit the “Toys In The Attic Arcade and Gift Shop”, where they partake in a few rounds of “Whack-a-Axl”. James, giggling uncontrollably, asks his buddy “Do we have enough???” as the two pool their prize tickets. “Yes we do!!” announces Lars as they cash in for a pair of authentic Steven Tyler wax lips and Barry Gibb play-jewelry. The last stop on the afternoon is for the souvenir photo, where James and Lars pose in their newfound funk glory. Lars flashes his gold smile, while James digs for some gold of his own. The two depart, hand-in-hand, as Flea bids them farewell with a tip-tip of his cap and a “cheerio!”. He high-fives Chaz LeFontaine, declaring a “Mission Accomplished” that would leave even the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln green with envy.

  • Treezy

    Just when you thought it was going to be another 16 years for a new Guns N Roses CD……..

  • Mr. Scary

    Yeah… I said the N-word… what now?

  • chad

    The Screamo-Crunk explosion heads south of the Mason-Dixon line.

  • Umbrifer

    The Chris Cornell School of Music and PR will help you reshaping your old rock and metal sound and image in tune with your money needs and The Sound Of Today. Apply now !

  • jonnowev

    One of the press shots for Fieldy’s Dreams that somehow never saw the light fo day.

  • jonnowev

    Lol, I meant light OF day. Fucking typo.

  • Zac

    The inevitable ‘next step’ in Devin Townsend’s self imposed reinvention.

  • Mutt Weiler

    Ice is back with a brand new invention
    Gums is bleedin’ from some kinda infection
    Jack Osbourne got my back wit’ his taser
    New show on WB blind ya like a laser

  • Robotscythe

    In a bizarre twist of fate, Fred Durst read Metalsucks April Fools joke and realized what good idea it actually was. Ladies and Gentlemen, the new guitarist for Limp Bizkit..Marty Freidman.

  • All the time

    …damnit, I miss Ali G. But anyway:

    One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.

    BOOYAKASHA!!!

  • hater_guy

    Shnacker Shnaw!!!!!

  • Sven

    Mayor of Detroit Suburb to Dallas Coyle: “What the FUCK did you just call me?”

  • Grey Price

    Diz is how I’z spent my ekonomic stim-luss pakage bithes!

  • hater_guy

    YEEAAAAYEAAAAA!!!! WHAT!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YEEEEEEAAAYEAAAAA!!!! DURRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAAYEAAAAA WHAT!?!?!?!?

  • Stolas Trephinator

    It was 1996, a time of simplicity and love, when Maynard James Keenan walked into my life.

  • vonclausen

    trey parker and matt stones new movie………Emo-crunk the next generation.

  • http://laburroteca.com K-milo

    The line up for Download 2009 is now complete…

  • Rooktrocity

    “….When the aliens released Lil’ John upon the unsuspecting populace of Earth, they neglected to inform us that their experiments in Crunk-etics had produced a slightly less appealing white doppelganger, Lil’ Russell. Fearing for the safety of the planet, observation equipment was placed in Omar Rodríguez-López’s hair and civilization held it’s collective breath….”

  • Sven

    The mono-syllabic shouting, butt-baby offspring of Lil John and Art Alexakis

  • Sacajawea

    In the background we see Jack Osbourne testing his new “finger cam”. The screen behind him shows the live footage being taken by the camera. There is a “finger cam” on his other finger too, but the man in the foreground has denied us permission to show the footage of the inside of his rectum.

  • Creek Johnson

    And you think brushing and flossing is not important?

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogpsot.com MetalMatt

    Limp Bizkit moves to Kentucky.

  • aaron

    Axl…Vince? Is that you?

  • Monya Yakubov

    Interracial Transformation 2.

    - Let’s Get Shmucking Crunk, Weinberg.
    - Yallah bro, let’s get some Wine & some Floozy Matzah

    (I’m Jewish, so it isn’t racist.)

  • grogga

    This is what happens to hippies after listening to Shadows Fall at Bonnaroo.

  • Sacajawea

    In the newest remake of “The Blob” we see this screenshot of the blob about to eat these two young men. In this version of the movie however, the blob is recognized as a hero for the consumption of these two public nuisances and becomes mayor.

  • doug molder

    i get high

  • http://siamesenight.blogspot.com Mr. Root

    The subdivisions of the metal became so ridiculous that now any idiot with metal teeth can be considered metal.

  • hater_guy

    when cocaine convinces you look cool….think again dope!

  • Jake

    Yooooooooo, we ‘ear you like metals so we put some metals on your metals for your metals.

  • Ozzloaf

    Devin Townsend dawns a new disguise to sneak into the pit of doom and steal the coveted golden coffee mug.

  • nirboK

    Yo mang, we put on deez soundproof wiggar wizzigitz so we can’t ‘ear ur lame Axl Rose jokes no moar.

  • athethomp

    Steve Buscemi kicks off his world tour promoting “I am rap and so can you” backed up by life long friend and hype man Adam Herschman (better known for his stellar performance in ‘Accepted’). This is said to be the duo’s best album to date.

  • Michael

    After tricking Zack Wylde into appearing w/ their band, Dope, mastermind Edsel decided it was time for some new promo pics.