SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE, PART 4
Friday, April 3rd, 2009 at 1:00pm by Vince Neilstein
PsychostickA press release tells us that this band has sold 100,000 digital tracks. I’m speechless. Just speechless.
-VN
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beer is good, and stuff.
You know, they very well could not be very serious.
Funny band that’s good for a listen now and then…..guess because it doesn’t have someone recording their screams while someone shoves a shovel down their throat (oh wait, sorry, don’t you all call those “death growls” or some other inane shit?) and isn’t the new trendy band, it must be shit.
Psychostick > Gojira.
AHAHAHAHA PRETTY FUNNY ACTUALLY.
“For every spam i get, I’m gonna make you eat your own shit!”
lol lol lol
These guys are Hilarious, I love it!
SONG! SANDWICH! SONG! SANDWICH!
my car is a ….PIECE OF SHIT!!! driving to the gas station is a mortal sin…god what an awsome song..their obviously a joke band, but Id take them over SUPER SERIOUS KULT BLACK METAL any day..but then again, Im just a sucker witha lemon..bu dum.
Oh I see, so GWAR is awesome, but this piece of comedy rock is somehow a shitstain.
Vince, man, you amaze me with your bizarre set of standards sometimes.
I think I saw these guys at a show once. They started the show loud, drunk, obnoxious, hitting on anything with legs as slapping random peoples asses. At the end they were bloody, bruised, clothes torn apart, and I’m pretty sure one of em was covered in vomit. And it still seemed too damn good for them.
I am but a peaceful man. However, the mere site of these douchebags creates a hatred in me that I can liken only to striking a small child in such a manner as to physically and emotionally scar them, leading to a life of animal, spousal, child and self abuse until they decide to end his or her own life while taking a handful of “loved ones.”
In short, I don’t like these guys.
I thought going to a show was all about entertainment?? I see these dudes as pure entertatinment. Not bad music either, I happen to like crossover type shit..MW..SOD…Suicidal..
And its better than getting screamed at all fuckin night by some super cool metal jackoffs.
These guys are worse than those bloodhound fucks.
Psychostick is awesome. Not sure what the beef with them is, but it’s probably not deserved.
You have to admit, some of there songs are really funny and have good structure. Only thing funnier, is a guy in corpse paint that expects people to take him seriously.
Here’s why this band sucks: that hat. He thinks he’s wacky because he’s wearing that hat. The same way a 12 year old would think he’s wacky. If there were any more mugging going on in that photo it would look like an old episode of In Living Color. Christ, these songs are not funny.
I’m stunned at the amount of positive comments regarding these guys. I’m thinking that it’s either a) The Psychostick fan club or b) everyone on the internet is 14.
Reminds me of M.O.D., I like these guys, certainly better than God Forbid.
I gave it about 25 seconds.
I enjoy Psychostick from time to time.
You guys need to lighten the fuck up. Srsly.
Also, if you say you can’t identify with the song Two Ton Paperweight you are a god damn liar.
Shit Sandwich.
Reminds me of Green Jellö but without the comic book theme.
Ben – I dont think many (if any) of us are 14. Being a friday (a School day) and well most of these posts came before 2PM (kid’s still in school) and well something just tells me that it wouldn’t be crazy to assume that metalsucks would happen to be blocked by most schools firewalls.
I’m not afraid to admit i bought the cd with the “beer” song on it. One day, if i care to find it again in the piles of stuff i keep. i more than likely will find it next to my “scratched-so-bad-to-fuck-it-wont-play-but-i-dont-care Three Dolla Bill Yall” cd.
Now tell me, Where’s your copies of Limp Bizkit cd’s? (hidden in shame i bet)
If you are a SMART kid and know how to use a computer, a firewall at school is a simple thing to get by. When I was in High School I got pass the firewall MANY times. XD
I’m deeply amused by all of this.
I dig these guys. Metal doesn’t always have to be serious. Fuck, these guys put out a Christmas album two years ago that charted in Billboard. “Jolly Old Sadist” still cracks me up.
wow!! Lots of positive about these guys. I agree with the stupid hat comment, and the beer song is kinda lame, but hey these guys are just having a good time, i bet they’d be sweet live.
DemonicLemming: Psychostick > Gojira
Ah…no.
This is actually pretty funny. It’s obviously a comedy band. Not to be taken seriously.
DemonicLemming: Psychostick > Gojira
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The fact that so many people find this band funny makes me finally understand why there are so many lame captions in the caption contests.
Tis the straw that broke the camels back. this website has gone down hill since well ever. Im now just not gonna come here and see you bash decent bands just cuz they arent SUPER METAL enough. what ever. I know why i dont like this site now…IM GERMAN
nothing wrong with a lil’ humor. Rap metal is the real shit stain on the ass of t he universe
these guys are very funny. They also write some catchy tunes
guy on the left is a rapist…. he’s got the look…
Psychostick > Gojira.
(Had to say it again)
This is a cross between Gwar, System of a Down and Death by Stereo but less catchy and with dumber lyrics. BLah
Yeah, i agree… Psychostick > Gojira. And I haven’t even heard Psychostick. I’m just fucking sick of MS sucking their french dicks all the time.
More important to metal than Black Sabbath.
Reminds me of a modern-day version of Mucky Pup. I loved Mucky Pup.
With all these young whippersnappers lapping at the teat of late ’80s thrash, it’s about time someone took on the joke-metal that was going around back then, too.
Even the Dark Lord enjoys a chuckle now and then.
Quite easily my new favorite band this evening.
+1 with the sentiment for Mucky Pup… Good Stuff… I always had a guilty pleasure for Scatterbrain.
So Vince Neilstein, when Psychostick’s bassist Jimmy used to front Indorphine, you guys had a real nice post about that band. They had a lot of comedy in their music and somehow this band qualifies as “shitstain”?
Stop taking your fucking blog so seriously!
HELLO THIS IS INTERNET!!!
rawrrrr… duh!
Want shitstain? Try 3 oh 3.
Now go smack yourself into reality and smoke a bowl douchebag.
Psychostick is by far one of the most awesome bands, like.. ever!
Everyone always takes shit way too seriously. They don’t call themselves a Humorcore band for nothing, after all!
(Taken from their FAQs page)
You guys should get serious and write real music.
We’re very serious about writing comedic songs. How’s that for a retort, jerk?!
I think that says enough. If you don’t like them, then don’t listen to them. Stop bitching that they suck because you can’t take a fuckin joke.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
Life is suck, right? Sometime ppl need something funny :D
They’re not too bad. Kinda cool.
10 years ago I could listen to Bloodhound Gang. But I can’t listen to this now. I can see how it’s funny though. The singer’s name is “Rawrb.” That alone is pretty funny. And I bet these guys line up the young lovelies just just BHG did.
I see nothing wrong with the antics of psychostick. could it be that some people have a problem smiling because something happens to be funny? instead of pseudo serious growling about all things dark and evil. I can’t listen to that stuff all the time, just the same as one can’t listen to psychostick all the time. it doesn’t make them bad at all. a few of the members indeed DO have a serious side, and that side is the band Evacuate Chicago. Check them out as well before forming opinions.
fuckers, the stick rules, i agree with others, lighten the fuck up and have some fun
Holy fuck did Vince stir up some shit on this one! I havent actually checked em out yet cuz the sight of them looked pretty gay, but with all the pissed off comments here i might actually have to give a listen!
Oh and whoever was sayin that Psychostick > Gojira bullshit….go fucking die! I havent heard very many bands EVER that i like as much as Gojira
Psychostick > Gojira.
Shit, I did it again. Just because you like a band doesn’t mean they’re good ;)
Just because they are a humor band doesn’t automatically mean they are funny to everyone. I personally found their comedy to be very lame and middle school-ish, and so I too say they suck. Does that mean I have no sense of humor? Absolutely not, I just don’t find them funny…at all.
BOYLE!!! SHUCKZAMM! BOYLE!!! SHUCKZAMM! BOYLE!!! SHUCKZAMM!
ya, im bored. but the phycowhatever>gojira guy has a point. I notice some bands get a lot of fans fast, them lose them. A lot of people just now heard their[gojiras] new CD and their like ” this is te coolest shit, i looove goji..whatever….yay!!!!” but, hopefully, those people will lose interest. personally, i do like gojira though.
“I think I saw these guys at a show once. They started the show loud, drunk, obnoxious, hitting on anything with legs as slapping random peoples asses. At the end they were bloody, bruised, clothes torn apart, and I’m pretty sure one of em was covered in vomit. And it still seemed too damn good for them. ”
Dude, what the hell are you talking about?! You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about, so please, just shut the fuck up. Jesus, does anybody on this site think before they post?
Oh yeah, all you “metal elitists” sound like a bunch of douchebags. “ARG! i’m so metal! I’m closed minded and hate everything!”
Yeah, you guys really sound like somebody i’d like to have a beer with.
OH yeah, this site sucks.
Use Blabbermouth. Atleast with blabbermouth you get actual news, rather then just some fag posting about all the bands he hates.
You think that’s bad? That’s nothing compared to this http://www.myspace.com/dustoftheages
Yeah they suck. There are tonnes of awful bands like this, “Shitstain…” ones are usually amusing in some way though. These guys aren’t. They’re just plain old awful.
This is the best thing I have read. lol I love it. Keep going….
the dude in the hat has some nice man boobs just saying
SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF FREE PUBLICITY
That gay hat FTL!
Scatterbrain takes it for comedic best metal band of all time. Those guys had serious chops but were hilarious to boot.
This band is ok. i give it more credit, being its a joke band. I actually threw the song ‘two ton paperweight’ to my myspace because i can relate, unfortunately.
I’ve seen these guy twice and hope their next tour comes through my town (Jacksonville, FL) again. I can’t wait for their new album!
I actually like these guys. Putting the wackyness aside, you can tell these guys have the potinetal to be a real heavy band. Its a nice change to have a band that is’nt meant to be taken seriously.
Free publicity ftw. Psychostick wins. Constantly. Not to mention that they’re hard a very hard working DIY band that’s actually getting somewhere with that method. I’ve been a fan of theirs for 4 years, when they were just a little band in Arizona who never dreamed that they’d be cool enough to be berated by some angry blogger. That’s when you know you’re doing well, after all. :)
I concur with Cakes. Their music can make me smile even on the worst of days.
The fact that there is such a response to this blog must mean something.
Oh yeah………the drummer could be a rapist, but it’s all in good fun.
For real. Every good band needs a rapist, right?
I’ve seen them live a couple of times and they put on a damn good show… never vomit-covered.
I love their music. It’s a good break from reality and who gives a good god damn if they are being serious or not. The less serious the better in my opinion. I think anyone that says they suck has some weird mental need to be bad ass. For the people that don’t like Psychostick, you fail at kick assery and you fail at life.
Jesus. What a bunch of slow-brained rednecks the fans of this shit band are. You no doubt have “No Fear” stickers on your pickup trucks and wear jean shorts. Get that wacky hat, guys.
Jesus. What a bunch of slow-brained rednecks the fans of this shit band are. You no doubt have “No Fear” stickers on your pickup trucks and wear jean shorts. Get that wacky hat, guys.
You’re an idiot. That’s all i’ve got to say to you. I feel really bad for you. You living in your mothers basement and whatnot, with no real skill or trade. I bet you’re some white-collared bitch, who would be sucking a “rednecks” dick to fix your car when it’s broke down on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, just because your afraid of getting a little dirty. You’ve probably also have never had a day of hard work in your life. And frying up burgers at the burger king doesn’t count. Leave your mothers basement, get a trade, and get a job.
Its obviously a joke, but its just not funny. internet spam jokes? what is this 2002
God you are all a bunch of negative loosers. Go die.
Too bad comedy isn’t subjective, and thus there is only one right answer here.
If only there were a way for all of us to be right.
Alas, I guess only one persons opinion can really be true.
*sigh*
This is novelty rock that doesn’t necessarily meet the speed or heavyness standard for metal a lot of the time. That said, I don’t hear anything wrong with it. Orgasm=Love cracks me up. I’m all for humor in music, and I’m all for taking music seriously. Yes, it’s possible to like both these things at the same time.
@ DemonicLemming: Gojira owns and is not comparable to this band at all. What a silly thing to say. Have you ever even bothered to listen to them, or are you just trying to be abrasive for the sake of obnoxiousness?
These guys look like closet homosexuals.
I’d say these guys deserve to be much more famous than they are now.
Psychostick is currently my favorite band. :)
And the new album Sandwich is awesome. I recomend you all buy it.
Leave Psychostick alone!!
LEAVE PSYCHOSTICK ALONE!
They’re fucking amazing.
*SHAMELESS PLUG TIME*
We’re terrible, ADD US!
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Later,
Ardy Emgee
The new album is really fucking awesome. It shows that a group of guys can get together and just have fun. Now, if they incorporate some solos on the next record we would have a masterpiece. Sandwich is a 9/10 just for that factor
The greatest part of all this is that Psychostick is reading these comments laughing, just like most of the Pychostick fans here.
I bet all the love comments are the vocalist under different identities.
Josh “The J” Key, Psychostick
Jake McReynolds, Psychostick
Alex Preiss, Psychostick
MS trusted these “shitstains” with making their “best of” list. Fail.
They are awesome :P Mainstream humor lyrics in metal wins :P