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TELL US THE BEST WAY TO STOP A NO GOOD DIRTY HIPPY USING METAL, WIN A FREE SHIRT FROM SHADOWS FALL!!!

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In case you haven’t heard, Shadows Fall are playing Bonnaroo. No no no, fuck that – they are going to decimate Bonnaroo. All those filthy hippies won’t know what the fuck the hit ’em. They’ll see Brian Fair take the stage with his awesome, long-ass dreads, and they’ll be all “Cool, he likes patculli, I like patculli!” and then WHAM! The band’ll play “The Light that Blinds” or “Destroyer of Senses”  or whatever and it’ll make the Great Quake of 1906 look like a Pixar movie.

To celebrate our favorite Massholes’ contribution to the decimation of these wretched fiends, we’re teaming up with the band to give away ten (10) awesome Shadows Fall t-shirts.

All you need to do to win is leave a comment below telling us the best way to stop a hippy using metal (consult the episode of South Park where Cartman drives the hippies mad by blasting Slayer for an excellent example). Remember that this is MetalSucks, not the New England Journal of Medicine, so you’d better make us laugh if you want a shot at winning.

And PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU REGISTER FOR THE COMMENTS SECTION USING A REAL E-MAIL ADDRESS AS ALL WINNERS WILL BE CONTACTED BY E-MAIL. We’ll also have various shirt sizes so don’t worry about that for now.

And don’t forget to check out Shadows Fall’s website and Shadows Fall’s MySpace page for all the latest updates on the band! They’re working on a new album! HORNS!

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-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks

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