Comments on: TELL US THE BEST WAY TO STOP A NO GOOD DIRTY HIPPY USING METAL, WIN A FREE SHIRT FROM SHADOWS FALL!!! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: jordan sulk http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-219474 jordan sulk Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:04:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-219474 let them start trippin out and shit and bring in dethklok let them start trippin out and shit and bring in dethklok

]]> By: demogorgon http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-219205 demogorgon Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:16:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-219205 Move to New Zealand we don't have hippies here Move to New Zealand we don’t have hippies here

]]> By: Zabibi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-219200 Zabibi Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:56:50 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-219200 Oooh, a protest! God guys, I don't know what's gonna happen now. He's gonna get all his hippie buddies to say "boo" when a band that they're too gay to stomache comes on stage. Oh no, we're terrified now. Get a life you hippie faggot and stop wasting our time. Do something productive like, say, shower for once. Oooh, a protest! God guys, I don’t know what’s gonna happen now.
He’s gonna get all his hippie buddies to say “boo” when a band that they’re too gay to stomache comes on stage.
Oh no, we’re terrified now.
Get a life you hippie faggot and stop wasting our time.
Do something productive like, say, shower for once.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-219146 Jeff Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:15:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-219146 That's brilliant! true genius. That’s brilliant! true genius.

]]> By: metal d-bag http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-218672 metal d-bag Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:37:46 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-218672 FUCK shadows fall! THose faggots dont deserve to play bonnaroo,its a chill fest not a faggot metal fest.i hope they get boo'd of stage and i bet ur boys dreads r extensions.i will personally b demoting shadows fall 2 bonnaroo and protesting their silly monkey performance and im sure that i wont b alone.all faggot metal kids stay home. FUCK shadows fall! THose faggots dont deserve to play bonnaroo,its a chill fest not a faggot metal fest.i hope they get boo’d of stage and i bet ur boys dreads r extensions.i will personally b demoting shadows fall 2 bonnaroo and protesting their silly monkey performance and im sure that i wont b alone.all faggot metal kids stay home.

]]> By: Joe http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217415 Joe Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:11:08 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217415 Give em a big ol ball of Metalli hash to smoke on....crank a little kill em all....and their eyes will look like our parents eyes the first time we cranked up the metal!......horns way up.....long live metal!!! Give em a big ol ball of Metalli hash to smoke on….crank a little kill em all….and their eyes will look like our parents eyes the first time we cranked up the metal!……horns way up…..long live metal!!!

]]> By: Zabibi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217199 Zabibi Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:18:24 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217199 Joseph.....that is just the funniest thing I've ever heard! Someone should crown you. Joseph…..that is just the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!
Someone should crown you.

]]> By: BrandonMetal http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217169 BrandonMetal Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:03:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217169 Cut off their DREADS! Cut off their DREADS!

]]> By: Joseph Benjamin http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217147 Joseph Benjamin Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:35:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217147 i was putting gas into my truck 2 weeks ago. as i was about to get back into my truck, a hippie in a beat-up old car pulled up beside me and started playing a flute. yes, a real flute. he was glaring at me and blowing the life outta that thing. i jumped into my truck and switched to my "Thrash" playlist on my Ipod and followed that hippie with my windows down and cranked the stereo louder than i ever thought it could go. he couldn't roll up his windows or lose me. he had one hand on the steering wheel, and the other covering his ear. in between thrashings, i could hear him say, "awe, come ooooooonnnnnn maaaaaan!!! what is that?!?!?" i followed him until he turned into a neighborhood. needless to say, i haven't seen that flute playing fruit since then... i was putting gas into my truck 2 weeks ago. as i was about to get back into my truck, a hippie in a beat-up old car pulled up beside me and started playing a flute. yes, a real flute. he was glaring at me and blowing the life outta that thing. i jumped into my truck and switched to my “Thrash” playlist on my Ipod and followed that hippie with my windows down and cranked the stereo louder than i ever thought it could go. he couldn’t roll up his windows or lose me. he had one hand on the steering wheel, and the other covering his ear. in between thrashings, i could hear him say, “awe, come ooooooonnnnnn maaaaaan!!! what is that?!?!?”
i followed him until he turned into a neighborhood. needless to say, i haven’t seen that flute playing fruit since then…

]]> By: Zabibi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217127 Zabibi Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:37:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217127 Metal guy get laid all the time. We and true rockers the only one's not pussy enough to get laid by thousands of girls. Asshole. Metal is boring? Yeah, I think I'd rather sit around and listen to silence then have hippie music playing. And hippies turn out to be gay more often then metal guys. But I guess it takes a faggot to know faggots ^ that guy Metal guy get laid all the time. We and true rockers the only one’s not pussy enough to get laid by thousands of girls. Asshole. Metal is boring? Yeah, I think I’d rather sit around and listen to silence then have hippie music playing. And hippies turn out to be gay more often then metal guys. But I guess it takes a faggot to know faggots ^
that guy

]]> By: Neil http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217102 Neil Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:40:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217102 Hey Hippies are cool! Fuck your shitty boring Metal. Hippies were smart enough to have no job, no money, sit around and smoke weed and fuck girls all day. Better than the Metal head losers who never get laid and are probably all closeted gays!! HAHA Hey Hippies are cool! Fuck your shitty boring Metal. Hippies were smart enough to have no job, no money, sit around and smoke weed and fuck girls all day. Better than the Metal head losers who never get laid and are probably all closeted gays!! HAHA

]]> By: Dimitri http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-217092 Dimitri Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:45:17 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-217092 start a peace circle and when the music starts mosh the shit out of their asses and burn their flowers. rip their clothes off and put a shadows fall shirt on them. tape their fingers down so their hands form adevil horns. start a peace circle and when the music starts mosh the shit out of their asses and burn their flowers. rip their clothes off and put a shadows fall shirt on them. tape their fingers down so their hands form adevil horns.

]]> By: Santi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216949 Santi Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:52:32 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216949 Lol just picture Nergal with a tye dye....hilarious Lol just picture Nergal with a tye dye….hilarious

]]> By: Santi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216948 Santi Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:52:10 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216948 Take them to a Behemoth show, with the band wearing tye dye shirts. It will look so non-fruity and so unpeaceful, the bastards will refuse to listen or be around metal for the rest of their lives. Take them to a Behemoth show, with the band wearing tye dye shirts. It will look so non-fruity and so unpeaceful, the bastards will refuse to listen or be around metal for the rest of their lives.

]]> By: }}}SISU}}} http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216873 }}}SISU}}} Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:57:17 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216873 I ain't talking no kung foo pit either..........a real so called wall of death pit,still cant beat a true metal head from the hippie days down....what the f is a hippie anyways? I ain’t talking no kung foo pit either……….a real so called wall of death pit,still cant beat a true metal head from the hippie days down….what the f is a hippie anyways?

]]> By: }}}SISU}}} http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216869 }}}SISU}}} Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:44:25 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216869 Been in all the pit been kicked in the head elbowed the sh1t out of al u ass wipes messed up all u little f's oh my out of control here wow peace.. Been in all the pit been kicked in the head elbowed the sh1t out of al u ass wipes messed up all u little f’s oh my out of control here wow peace..

]]> By: }}}SISU}}} http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216867 }}}SISU}}} Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:35:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216867 Wow I need to add to this, I have seen more bands than all of u will ever see in your life time.I would like to announce that I am a true metal head Fovermore!!! Metal is great don't use it as a tool to make you look like a fool. {{{SISU}}} Wow I need to add to this, I have seen more bands than all of u will ever see in your life time.I would like to announce that I am a true metal head Fovermore!!! Metal is great don’t use it as a tool to make you look like a fool.
{{{SISU}}}

]]> By: Leo http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216863 Leo Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:31:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216863 First have all the SHADOWS FALL fans dig a big pit deep enough to bury hundreds of hippies and cover it with branches... right before SHADOWS FALL starts to play yell "Hey look jerry garcia" when they come over to look SHADOWS FALL starts playing and all the fans push the hippies in the pit and bury them all... then walk away like nothing happened problem solved First have all the SHADOWS FALL fans dig a big pit deep enough to bury hundreds of hippies and cover it with branches… right before SHADOWS FALL starts to play yell “Hey look jerry garcia” when they come over to look SHADOWS FALL starts playing and all the fans push the hippies in the pit and bury them all… then walk away like nothing happened problem solved

]]> By: }}}SISU}}} http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216860 }}}SISU}}} Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:23:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216860 Ok..may not make you laugh but sure as hell made me laugh.I am not a hippie but am of the later 60's early 70's s.Wow is this like a trick question?Metal came from the hippies yo! Ok..may not make you laugh but sure as hell made me laugh.I am not a hippie but am of the later 60′s early 70′s s.Wow is this like a trick question?Metal came from the hippies yo!

]]> By: Kyle Burchett http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/03/tell-us-the-best-way-to-stop-a-no-good-dirty-hippy-using-metal-win-a-free-shirt-from-shadows-fall/#comment-216842 Kyle Burchett Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:51:08 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=13484#comment-216842 Hey, it's Kyle Burchett again (^other solution above) I felt my first solution was too violent and too hateful towards Hippies. A better solution would be to deal with them in a nice, calm, cool way. So heres what you do- MAKE A HUGE FUCKING VENN DIAGRAM IN OREGON OR MONTANA. ONCE YOUR DIAGRAM IS COMPLETE, INVITE ALL HIPPIE BANDS AND ALL METAL BANDS TO OREGON OR MONTANA AND PLACE THEM IN THE PROPER SPOT WITHIN THE DIAGRAM. NEXT YOU MUST MEET WITH THE HIPPIE KING (who in my last solution was brutely murdered due to lack of communication) AND DISCUSS THE ALIKES AND THE DIFFERENCES OF THE CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BANDS!!! After the discussion is complete, you and the Hippie King may be hungry, so you could invite the King to I-Hop for a nice, syrupy, pancaky dinner. (I have never been to an I-Hop, but someday, i shall travel there and eat my fill of those delicious looking waffles with assorted fruit on them). P.S. I love Brian Fair (dearly not queerly) Hey, it’s Kyle Burchett again (^other solution above)

I felt my first solution was too violent and too hateful towards Hippies. A better solution would be to deal with them in a nice, calm, cool way. So heres what you do-

MAKE A HUGE FUCKING VENN DIAGRAM IN OREGON OR MONTANA. ONCE YOUR DIAGRAM IS COMPLETE, INVITE ALL HIPPIE BANDS AND ALL METAL BANDS TO OREGON OR MONTANA AND PLACE THEM IN THE PROPER SPOT WITHIN THE DIAGRAM. NEXT YOU MUST MEET WITH THE HIPPIE KING (who in my last solution was brutely murdered due to lack of communication) AND DISCUSS THE ALIKES AND THE DIFFERENCES OF THE CHARACTERISTICS OF THE BANDS!!!

After the discussion is complete, you and the Hippie King may be hungry, so you could invite the King to I-Hop for a nice, syrupy, pancaky dinner. (I have never been to an I-Hop, but someday, i shall travel there and eat my fill of those delicious looking waffles with assorted fruit on them).

P.S. I love Brian Fair (dearly not queerly)

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