IF YOU DON’T LIKE SKUNK ANANSIE, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU
Monday, April 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm by Axl RosenbergI was very, very excited to learn that Skunk Anansie have reunited. But judging from the comments left below my post, the vast majority of you were not. Some of my favorite observations included “you’re a faggot,” “Axl=stroke,” and, my personal favorite, “you would love a band just because they have a black singer.” Which is totally true. It’s why I like Oceano so much.
ANYWAY, lucky for all of you, it’s our website and we can post whatever we want! And – BONUS! – you don’t have to read every post. You can pick and choose. It’s à la Carte here at MetalSucks.
So. Skunk played some small club shows in London last week, and Blabbermouth posted the below footage of a new song, apparently entitled “You Know.” The quality of the bootleg is pretty weak, but the idea of Skunk Anansie making new music gives me reason to grin.
See? It’s good. It’s good because they have a black singer. Stroke.
-Faggot
this band still sucks shit.
they’re almost reaching the maximum faggotry that’s possible for a band, which is currently held by iwrestledabearonce. all this band needs is some faggot scene kids in the band and “lol random humor” disguised as “progressiveness” to be featured on a shitty metalsucks tour.
happy easter!
“random humor described as progressiviness
you nailed iwrestledabearonce does perfectly. ive been tring to tell people their not prog. still like um tho
hear hear for iwrestledabearonce! it seems like just when they might do something awesome it all goes to shit fast. i’m fond of chick singers but the hipster quotient is far too high for that band!
I choose to post again. Axl=stroke+1
Axl, maybe you could figure out a way to make everyone who posts here pass a quick intelligence test to weed out the new crop of preteen imbeciles who seem to have inundated your site’s comments section. Or maybe I should just uncheck the “Notify me of followup comments” box.
@you’re a faggot-
Don’t you have some pledges to haze?
Skin ain’t black, she’s one of them aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Hey….stop trying to intellectualize the blackness people. They may not be the best band ever, but with lyrics like that they’re always gonna be emtertaining.
As with any news that this band is reuniting in any way, shape or form:
Spooge.
*sigh* Thank you.
Love and Rockets,
Shinaain
Awwww… Axl, you read our comments? I was beginning to wonder. YAY!!!! You do care what we think. I feel sooooo special :D (see, I’m overjoyed, so I made a little smiley)
Hey Axl, why don’t you invite all your fellow “skunk” fans to a “Snuggie” sleepover where you all can drink wine coolers and dance around while listening to other great metal bands like 4 Non Blondes, The Cranberries, and Spin Doctors.
Just watched the music video for “What’s up” today on On Demand too
I just love all the people who constantly trash the opinions of the writers on this site, yet they continue to visit the site on a regular basis without fail….
The essence of “cool”…
Oceano is one of my favorite bands now. Thanks for informing me of them….Skunk anisie on the other hand is fucking scary!
Skunk stink. This isn’t metal! What is this doing here!??? Please replace this with some obscure post about Steelheart or something.
yeah… alright… they suck- but it looks like a damn fun show!
I was just driving and the radio I was listening put on Master of Puppets and then some crap from Death Magnetic (I don’t even know the song names). I gotta tell you… Flemming Rasmussen knew what he was doing. Decades later, and his sound is better and richer and fuller than anything else. I can hear the picks chunking on the metal of the strings, the sound is all there… unlike the blurred over-amped crap we get nowadays… this has nothing to do with Skunk, but neither do Skunk have to do with metal.