Too cool for Hammerfall at the MS Mansion? HELL’S NO!

Hammerfall are so epic that when they fart, they fart Judas Priest riffs. Hammerfall are so epic that they counted to infinity – twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Hammerfall. There is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures Hammerfall have allowed to live.

I started my morning off by cranking some Hammerfall, and I suggest you do the same. Don’t front.

-VN

[Hammerfall's new record No Sacrifice, No Victory is out now on Nuclear Blast.]