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FAT KID ROCKING THE FUCK OUT

 Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 at 12:58pm by

This, MetalSucks Maniacs and Maniacettes, is the very definition of metal. I was SO this kid when I was 10, except it was Van Halen instead of AC/DC, and minus 100 pounds, give or take.

-VN

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  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    “OH LAWD, IS DAT A FUKKEN SAMMICH!? NO?! WHO PUT DAT SONG ON! RAWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!”

    Well…uhm…yea…Someone else must have put this online for him…cause…uhm…no.

  • justin

    i was that kid too… again, maybe half the size of him. fuck, i’m almost 30 years old and i’ll still catch myself rocking out in my room and air guitaring when no one’s around.

  • Senior Swanky

    Obesity is and will always be funny, In Jr High i looked like the fat red head kid from the Sandlot.

  • metalgf

    i would kill for those boobs!

  • crapmcpoopin

    Some bad genes right there… the sister was a behemoth too.

  • David

    Yikes. Someone get that kid a bra! I’m all for “rocking out”, but I hope he either loses weight as he matures, or at the least doesn’t become one of those shirtless middle age “rockers” who should have learned to keep their shirts on. Shirtless (and obese) rockers are NOT metal.

  • myke

    watch them titties fly!

  • justin

    yeah, that kid has bigger tits than his sister… something’s wrong with that.

  • ozzyzak

    Fucking love it. The definition of metal = not giving a fucking and rocking out!

  • Mike =O

    LMFAOOOOO THIS IS GREAT

  • metalguy

    for about 4 minutes i thought he was barking! hah that was hilarios. he had bigger tits than the girl next to him

  • canea

    All that’s missing is a 64 oz mountain dew on that one.

  • erik

    i am like that kid, fat and love to rock out. but i do not record it and do not do it in my living room. And i am smart enough to leave my shirt on when i leave my room. It does freak out my roommate though he is in our room and i am rocking out.

  • PrayForPlagues

    Fuck yeah.
    That shit is metal, besides the tits.

  • Glenn

    Ugh. Everything that’s wrong with our consumerist entitlement culture is right there in that video, framing the rocking-the-fuck-out bit. Childhood obesity, casual (i.e., gangsta) sexism and violence, exhibitionism, shiny flat-screen TV.

    It’s too bad, really.

  • da rapper

    bro that is funking sick

  • T

    put a bag over it’s head and i could jerk off on those tits

  • Mynamesucks

    This is the average user on Blabbermouth.

  • DannE

    Yipee for the McGeneration of fatties!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Vince we don’t need to see your home movies

  • Nate L.

    wowzers.

  • Charlie B

    This kid has bigger titties than my girlfriend.

  • tobytobiasjones

    TARANTULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/imabadseed Devin

    Yikes.

  • Gravy

    hahaha, Classic! I especially like when the sister hits him in the head!

  • Mark

    Aw man, I’m gonna see AC/DC on Saturday, hope that kid’s there!

  • http://www.wvvy.org ezra

    Vince,
    when you say you “Were this kid”, do you mean you had absolutely no rhythm sense? And by that, I mean “Sense of rhythm”

  • JD

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug