Comments on: HEAVIER THAN METAL: DALLAS COWBOYS LINEMEN START A BAND

By: Melvins Suck ass

Melvins Suck ass — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 03:34:00 +0000

Yur argument sir is INVALID

By: Melvins suck ass

Melvins suck ass — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 03:31:00 +0000

Dude your a fucking retard. The Melvins suck serious donkey dick. Listen to the 30 minute instrumental beginning to Boris to see what i mean. PS fuck you.

By: Revrant

Revrant — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:11:54 +0000

Horrible, but funny.

By: kirk

kirk — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:39:11 +0000

dudes lighten up. its football players. did you really expect a prog-epic or something?

yeah it sucks, but im surprised they can grasp the concept of playing an instrument at all, so good on them for that.

By: chauncey chompers

chauncey chompers — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:37:46 +0000

yeah that was my complaint too. dicktard.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:30:49 +0000

That was god-fucking-awful. It’s great that they like metal and all, but damn, that is just bad. The vocals especially.

By: teaches of peaches

teaches of peaches — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:52:02 +0000

My gawd! Texas should just fucking secede already.

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:42:38 +0000

The Cowboys can eat a dick. If the Giants’ O-line started a band they would probably play the nastiest, most evil death metal known to man. And then they’d lay you out hard.

By: myke

myke — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:45:51 +0000

cough cough i see the writing on the wall go back to football

By: demogorgon

demogorgon — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:44:31 +0000

Yes, when in comes to playing football they would kick Nekrogoblikon’s ass

By: HardcoreB52

HardcoreB52 — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:23:10 +0000

Oh oh….did you see the bass player on the video trying so hard to reach inside his head and figure what note came next. Damn this shit is funny. I can see it now. 4 burly men in Dillards say ” I know lets all where affliction shirts….yea! (as they all high five each other for buying an 80 dollar rag)” Oh this shit is priceless. Thank you for posting this.

By: I

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:15:27 +0000

Producer: Holy Shit, these guys really suck. I can’t belive the lable signed them. What the hell are we gonna do to polish this turd?!

Engineer: I know, we’ll overproduce the band and throw an assload of reverb on the singer while including a pitchshifter. It works for Brittny Spears, it’s gotta work for these douches, right?

By: tyler09

tyler09 — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:43:46 +0000

they got my attention. Pretty good stuff

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:19:34 +0000

do you have ears?

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:18:36 +0000

@ Jewers: Completely wrong

@ all: this hurts my brain. A lot

By: ughhh

ughhh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:01:18 +0000

hahaha. if you consider those REAL METAL bands then i don’t think you should come to this site. so maybe you should fuck off…and it IS that bad.

By: The Mighty Fucking Quinn

The Mighty Fucking Quinn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:59:20 +0000

I’m laughing because while its still bad, it is not nearly as bad I expected it to be.

Did anyone factor in the fact that the three in Affliction gear are probably the dudes who are the football players and are hence probably all sponsored by Affliction?

And the Pantera fan who mentioned Element 80 – die. Calling that band metal is like saying my grandmother is 74 years young. Its technically true, but she is still fucking old.

By: gnarlk

gnarlk — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:11:45 +0000

if that’s the only real metal, then the genre as a whole deserves the painful death it’s had coming to it…

By: Devin

Devin — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:59:54 +0000

Horrible tone.

By: Great Southern Trendkill

Great Southern Trendkill — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:58:01 +0000

You guys are fuckin stupid. It wasn’t that bad, it was 100% studio obviously.

Yeah they should stick to football… but I thought it was okay the lead singer sounds like Scott Stapp…. and Stapp is a fucking homo.

If you want good bands from the DFW area (that are active) check out Element Eighty, Diesel, or Drowning Pool.

Other then that just fuck off and listen to god damn Pantera and Damageplan cause that’s the only REAL METAL.