EMINEM PULLS BRET MICHAELS’ WIG OFF

Friday, April 17th, 2009 at 12:00pm by

Well, not exactly, but he does take a shot at Michaels and Michaels’ blatant baldness in his new video for “We Made You.” I don’t think the song is any good, but I’m always appreciative of a good Bret Michaels joke.

-AR

[via Bring Back Glam]

  • Anthony

    What happened to Eminem. I know he always releases the poppy/upbeat/non-angry songs as his first singles, but this song just blows.

    • stugatz28

      u blow

  • bearbomb

    A cameo by Lisa Ann (Sarah Palin), nice!!! My favorite porn star cougar. I’ve had to clean my keyboard many a time because of her.

  • http://www.myspace.com/orchids Daisy May Tinklepants

    that song is “iffy” but the video is awesome

  • Kye

    Ever since the Eminem Show this fuck has been a joke.

    @Anthony – This isn’t his first single off the new album. Crack a Bottle was the first single…which was also pure shit.

  • B-dizzle

    That was pretty good haha

  • vmanv

    This guy was/is a product of PR hype. He had Dr Dre is his corner, and millions of marketing $$ to make him seem legit. As far as talented white rappers go, I’ll stick with Mike Skinner, not this bozo with his dated videos and boring schtick.

    • Anthony

      Eminem’s first 2 major releases are still quite good though. Even the jokey songs on there that were released as singles are infinitely better than this song. Hell, i’ll even take “Ass like that” over this song.

    • groverXIII

      I didn’t really like any albums by The Streets after the first one… but the first one was dynamite.

      I can enjoy a bit of rap, although it’s usually the nerdcore stuff (MC Frontalot, Optimus Rhyme, and Jesse Dangerously FTW). I’ve always thought Eminem was at his best when he was being funny rather than angry, but I rather like some of his stuff.

      As for that video, it was pretty funny… the song was merely meh. He’s recycling his old schtick of insulting celebrities, and it’s not working as well.

    • http://www.myspace.com/imabadseed Devin

      Dumb

  • fightingmike

    Yeah, not a very good song at all, but a funny video and true message. The song is schtick-y, but true about bullshit celebrities and the idiots who obsess over them.

  • canea

    maybe not very good but it’s still pretty funny. the star trek fight was killer. somehow i never feel bad for him making even more money off his schtick. why not?

  • nick

    This song is just horrible, even for eminem.

  • mike

    wow Bobby Lee from MadtV was in that

  • SonOF

    If Dre produced this track (and I’m inclined to think so since he is all over the video), it’s one of the worst efforts of his career. Em’s verses aren’t half bad, but the beat and chorus are GOD AWFUL!

  • raiseyerfists

    Really, really lame track. The chorus is atrocious. Em’s verses are OK, I guess, but that beat sucks.

  • Randy

    I fucking despise rap.This song is awful but the video is ok.
    I don’t ‘hate’ eminem as much as I should…he’s had some catchy pop songs and I guilty conscience is the only rap song I’ve really gotten into.He acts like a nigger and that’s my main problem with him but that’s beside the point.
    The video is kind of funny and Bret Michales jokes will always make me laugh.

  • beverly

    He makes a pretty convincing Bret Michaels :)

  • Bill

    why in the blue fuck are you reporting about ANY bullshit rap artist on a metal site!?!?!?! fuck fucking rap fucking music in it’s fucking ear.

    Now that I’ve gotten that out, l just want to say that I have a great and broad distaste for the rap genre and I think it would behoove MetalSucks.net to not report on it anymore.

    Now let us never speak of it again.

    • http://www.myspace.com/attilachristthehunger Attila Christ

      Piss off Bill-rap at it’s best is a subversive genre just like Metal. I’m not the biggest fan but I can appreciate where it comes from and why it’s necessary. ISpeaking of which I need to replace my Geto Boys CD “We Can’t Be Stopped”
      And Em is BRILLIANT as usual both lyrically and visually The Star Trek shit was toooo funny