Comments on: WORST ALBUM COVER EVER? http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/ IS FOR LOVERS Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:29:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: defstro http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-220437 defstro Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:40:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-220437 "The High of End Low" or whateverthefuck is done in Myriad Pro, which is the default font in Adobe Illustrator. That is some goddamned lazy design (and this is coming from a lazy designer). “The High of End Low” or whateverthefuck is done in Myriad Pro, which is the default font in Adobe Illustrator. That is some goddamned lazy design (and this is coming from a lazy designer).

]]> By: Glenn http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-220252 Glenn Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:11:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-220252 Wasn't there a Facebook meme going around a while ago about creating your own album cover from a random snippet of text and a random Flickr image? This reminds me of that, and not in a good way. Wasn’t there a Facebook meme going around a while ago about creating your own album cover from a random snippet of text and a random Flickr image? This reminds me of that, and not in a good way.

]]> By: Grimwood http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-220202 Grimwood Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:54:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-220202 What a cunt What a cunt

]]> By: Pluto http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-220095 Pluto Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:18:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-220095 The photo itself is well done, but the words are a horrible mess. But, it is better than "Eat Me, Drink Me" Maybe he doesn't want to make shocking album covers anymore, so that people focus on the music and not his freakiness? The photo itself is well done,
but the words are a horrible mess. But, it is better than “Eat Me, Drink Me”

Maybe he doesn’t want to make shocking album covers anymore, so that people focus on the music and not his freakiness?

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-220073 groverXIII Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:09:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-220073 Hey, more proof that Marilyn Manson is no longer relevant! At least the Antichrist Superstar album cover was creepy-looking. Hey, more proof that Marilyn Manson is no longer relevant! At least the Antichrist Superstar album cover was creepy-looking.

]]> By: Rob http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-220000 Rob Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:01:12 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-220000 The more I hear about this album, the more I'm having to face the fact: Marilyn Manson is old. Like punk bands who keep going even though all the youthful passion that made them great is gone, Brian Warner is officially only in it for the pussy now. Here's hoping you can still find women who aren't completely gnarly in the looks department who get all moist over old dudes in makeup. Good luck, brother. Parking lots at The Cure concerts might be a good place to start. The more I hear about this album, the more I’m having to face the fact: Marilyn Manson is old. Like punk bands who keep going even though all the youthful passion that made them great is gone, Brian Warner is officially only in it for the pussy now. Here’s hoping you can still find women who aren’t completely gnarly in the looks department who get all moist over old dudes in makeup. Good luck, brother. Parking lots at The Cure concerts might be a good place to start.

]]> By: Revrant http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219978 Revrant Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:35:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219978 No worse than the album cover you guys showed previous to this one, I mean is it just your bias at this point with the "album cover sucks/rocks" stories? Any band you like seems to have a great cover, any band you don't has a stupid cover, I get it, really, but just move on. No worse than the album cover you guys showed previous to this one, I mean is it just your bias at this point with the “album cover sucks/rocks” stories? Any band you like seems to have a great cover, any band you don’t has a stupid cover, I get it, really, but just move on.

]]> By: Sammy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219961 Sammy Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:39:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219961 Wow. Talk about a headline UNDERplaying the story! Wow. Talk about a headline UNDERplaying the story!

]]> By: I, Monarch http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219940 I, Monarch Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:35:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219940 If I saw that cover for the first time, I'd have no idea what the album is called. If I saw that cover for the first time, I’d have no idea what the album is called.

]]> By: Dave http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219919 Dave Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:12:25 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219919 'bout the same time he spent on the music ’bout the same time he spent on the music

]]> By: Hugh DoVoodoo http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219915 Hugh DoVoodoo Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:51:39 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219915 It's better than the cover of his last album. That's all I'm saying. It’s better than the cover of his last album. That’s all I’m saying.

]]> By: ryan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219913 ryan Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:46:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219913 Ma Rily N Son? i agree, this one is badddd. really bad. Ma Rily N Son? i agree, this one is badddd. really bad.

]]> By: Beered http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219912 Beered Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:41:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219912 And they both end with N and that was doubled up as well, OMG. And they both end with N and that was doubled up as well, OMG.

]]> By: ferris http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219900 ferris Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:55:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219900 You see, what you need to realize: Both "Marilyn" and "Manson" both start with "MA." So he doubles up on the MA part. Get it?! You see, what you need to realize: Both “Marilyn” and “Manson” both start with “MA.” So he doubles up on the MA part. Get it?!

]]> By: metalguy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219896 metalguy Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:36:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219896 its really hard to read the logo its really hard to read the logo

]]> By: The Dope Hatter http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219894 The Dope Hatter Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:26:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219894 Maybe it looks lazy compared to his more well-known covers (it's not nearly as bizarre or conceptual as mechanical animals, nor as inspiring as Holy Wood), but look! no makeup to make his skin look smooth! His freckles are on full display!!!! His big fat lips are a humanoid color again! Just him and his long hair, and his face.... he's getting all nostalgic about Twiggy being back, so it seems he has reverted to the art mindset of P.O.A.A.F...... raw, no further gimmicks past the name and the personality that originally went with it. Which is awesome...because there is something more frightening about him when he isn't trying to be the devil... Maybe it looks lazy compared to his more well-known covers (it’s not nearly as bizarre or conceptual as mechanical animals, nor as inspiring as Holy Wood), but look! no makeup to make his skin look smooth! His freckles are on full display!!!! His big fat lips are a humanoid color again! Just him and his long hair, and his face…. he’s getting all nostalgic about Twiggy being back, so it seems he has reverted to the art mindset of P.O.A.A.F…… raw, no further gimmicks past the name and the personality that originally went with it.

Which is awesome…because there is something more frightening about him when he isn’t trying to be the devil…

]]> By: Selaphiel http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219891 Selaphiel Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:21:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219891 The actual art/photo isn't even that bad, but look at that fucking text, that's some seriously awful stuff. And the lame title? The High of the Low End? Laaaaaame. The actual art/photo isn’t even that bad, but look at that fucking text, that’s some seriously awful stuff. And the lame title? The High of the Low End? Laaaaaame.

]]> By: Rolling Thunder http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219890 Rolling Thunder Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:20:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219890 Actually, I know where the inspiration for this comes from: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Salt-N-Pepa---Brand-New.jpg ...I have an older sister, she liked them, not me, I didn't buy the "Push it" cassette tape because the video gave me my first boner..that would be ridiculous. Actually, I know where the inspiration for this comes from:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f6/Salt-N-Pepa—Brand-New.jpg

…I have an older sister, she liked them, not me, I didn’t buy the “Push it” cassette tape because the video gave me my first boner..that would be ridiculous.

]]> By: Kye http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219884 Kye Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:14:51 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219884 I agree the cover sucks. It's a good thing I at least like the music inside. Wouldn't call it the worst cover ever though. I agree the cover sucks. It’s a good thing I at least like the music inside.

Wouldn’t call it the worst cover ever though.

]]> By: Sven http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/17/worst-album-cover-ever/#comment-219882 Sven Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:11:46 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=14033#comment-219882 Yeowch. First year graphic design student... Yeowch. First year graphic design student…

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