TEN THINGS I’D PREFER TO LISTEN TO INSTEAD OF THE NEW HELLYEAH ALBUM
Friday, April 24th, 2009 at 1:45pm by Axl Rosenberg
I can’t believe that there’s going to be a new Hellyeah album. I honestly thought we’d be rid of this insipid band after one phoned-in cash-in. I guess I don’t have any real reason to be too upset though, as not only will I never ever never listen to this record, but I honestly don’t know anyone else who ever will either.
In any case, here are some things I’d rather hear than new “music” from Hellyeah:
- Vinnie Paul taking a huge dump.
- My parents fucking.
- Any given speech by George W. Bush.
- A member of Atreyu singing without the benefit of auto-tune.
- A lecture by Tripp Eisen on child rearing.
- Dane Cook attempting to be funny.
- The voice of that dude who played Jar Jar Binks.
- A conversation between two women over the age of eleven who enjoyed Twilight.
- Phil Anselmo talking about the importance of white pride.
- Anything by Pantera.
-AR
also…a new nothingface album, and not another new mudvayne album, and defintly a new pantera album but that ain’t gonna happen….I’d rather stick my dick in a blender then listen to anything hellyeah! related
I’m probably the only person left who doesn’t mind it lol… saw them live at Family Values a few summers ago.. its not that bad… but ya im sorry but id listen to Hellyeah WAY before Dane Cook.. for chrissake hes NOT FUNNY
When he gets loud he’s funny though, right? What about when he said he wanted spaghetti to come out of his fingers? That was funny…and when he said it loud?!? wwwoooooop! funny stuff.
The only real problem this rises for myself is the fact that another Hellyeah album puts a new Mudvayne album/tour on hold, and I do loves me some Mudvayne.
11. The new Nothingface album we keep getting promised. Matt Holt needs to eat.
Where did this band go wrong? In theory it should be good right? You’ve got members of Pantera, Mudvayne & Nothingface, all respectable metal bands (at least the first 2 Mudvayne albums, ok only LD 50).
I remember hearing about this band and thinking it would be pretty cool, until I actually heard it. Oh god.
Mudvayne is dead to me (although I still dig the drummer & bass player). I just can’t listen to anything that guy sings after hearing, “Alcohol and ass.” I mean, that’s deep stuff man.
These guys are better ;-)
http://www.myspace.com/huntthecougar
LOL, DEP side-projects FTW. (Oh, and the band still owes me the Shit Yeah!!! Shirt that I paid them for.)
HALF YOUR FAMILY GAY-GAN.
HALF YOUR FAMILY.
Pretty much anybody in metal would drop what they’re doing to play with Vinnie, and that’s who he picks? And that’s what they do?
And don’t get me wrong, I love some bourbon-soaked hard rock. But man…
Aren’t we supposed to get a new Mudvayne album this year that apparently is heavier than The New Game?
And I guess this basically puts the nail in the coffin for any hoped Nothingface album. Fuck Hellyeah
How about a conversation with one 20 year old male who enjoyed Twilight?
And Linkin Park
And Avril Lavigne
Why am I on this site?
is that you? your talking about?….. that sucks man.
It should really be called FUCK NO!
ive watched about 5 hour long dane cook shows with my girlfriend only for about a dozen funny parts, and only a handful listened to again later
Yeah, I’d much rather have a new Nothingface album… and maybe another Mudvayne album (although I actually kinda liked “The New Game” in some spots). It’d be nice if Mudvayne would put out something more along the lines of “L.D. 50″, though, as they’ve gone downhill pretty badly since.
But yeah, Hellyeah sucks pretty hard.
I thought Nothingface’s “Violence” was pretty sweet. but that was back in the day. Not sure how I’d feel if I listened to it today. Mudvayne, or as I like to call them – “Mundane” because that’s what all their songs have become, are pretty much garbage, aside from L.D. 50.
Violence is still a great album, even today. I actually don’t mind HellYeah, other than “alcohaulin ass”, but a new NothingFace album would be fucking amazing about now. And waaaay better than HellYeah.
Dane Cook attempting to be funny? Shouldn’t the title of this post be “10 Things that will NEVER Happen” then?
Yeah, but when he repeats his bits LOUDER…that’s funny, no?
guys in tapout shirts dig this shit
ha, yeah thats exactly right
I’ll tell you what’s better than Hellyeah…. Seventh Void…. I think they’re on Big Vin records too.
Oh yeah, the new Nothingface is going to kick some ass.
I saw this terrible terrible band headline a tour with Machine Head before them. I am going to repeat that. Machine Head was BEFORE Hellyeah. It was a crime against humanity and Machine Head obviously blew them off the fucking stage. This band sucks and so does the new Mudvayne.
So wait.Machine Head opened for Hellyeah?????????That is wrong.
Machine Head kicks so much ass.
Hellyeah is shit.
This is another case of it’s a cool thing to hate on this band. i honestly dont think they are that bad. I’ll take them over that crap dump of music called Lacuna Coil that everyone on here loves so much any day.
Hellyeah is just boring, beer drinking affliction/tapout shirt wearing metal. Predictable meathead garbage.
Lacuna Coil is just rendering itself more and more boring as time passes.
Isn’t it creepy how all the guys in this band dress exactly like Vinnie? Weird. I actually never even gave the first album the time of day given the terrible musicians that played on it. Thus I will completely avoid album #2 as well.
Do you think that maybe Vinnie has a case of Robb Flynn disease? Maybe we should call the folks at Metal Inquisition for a diagnosis?
In Vin’s defense it’s gotta be hard to play metal now after playing with Dime for so long. But that being said I expected more than Hellyeah. Have to agree with Mcqueen, it should be called FUCKNO!
jesus guys, there not THAT bad.
They really aren’t that bad. But I want a new Nothingface album instead. You know, the one we were supposed to have in 2007.
#6 is an obvious error. Dane Cook has never made an attempt at humor in his career. “Shit’s like, I know right? SHIT’S LIKE I KNOW, RIGHT?! BRBDABRBDABRBDAPSSSSHHHHOWW!”
I like Nothingface quite a bit. The best part about them is how they try to sound menacing but, but somehow they manage to make phrases like “you’ll die you fucking bitch” as scary as a box of week old kittens. Never bothered listening to Hellyeah. The minute I’m stuck with a bout of insomnia that Nyquil won’t cure, I’ll check out Hellyeah.
Id much rather hear an hour of feedback than anything by hellyeah
-Nothingface owns this band by a lot. “Violence” is still rad-as-shit today and it’s still in my rotation.
-I think Dane Cook is pretty funny. I don’t think he’s the best ever or anything like that, but he makes me laugh most of the time and he’s not nearly as bad as people go on and on about. He’s sold like a billion cd’s and performed before a buttload of people, yet anywhere on the net or on TV for the last two years all I seem to see is people knocking him. Hating on Dane Cook is, dare I say it, TRENDY.
-I love how people make fun of this “tapout-shirt metal” and how it’s all the jocks/rednecks who like this sort of stuff. What would you have them listen to? Guess what, not everybody is a fucking dork…some people are preps, some people are jocks, some people are rednecks, some are dweebs, some are sluts, but music (especially metal/rock) transcends all types of people, so I’m so fucking sorry if you thought it was “your” music and you think the mean jocks at school shouldn’t listen to it, so when they find a type that they like you immediately turn against it and denounce it as “jock/redneck metal”. Be a fucking man and listen to your music and don’t worry about what other people listen to. Just some advice.
all the bands that came together to make this super group suck. they tried this before, remember damage plan?
it didnt work than it wont work now.
The list should include #1. ANYTHING. I will tell you one thing you can hear, Dimebag rolling in his grave as he’s listening to his brother suck this much cock.
Damage Plan was way better then hell yeah, I myself exspected big time greatness when they came out. I to was very unsatisfied. Ive been a big pantera fan since 1992 and to see vinny and the rest of the guys leave thier respectable bands to do a side project that obviously they listened to and knew would fail is kinda sad
Ok, so how many of you guys have put out your record and sold plenty??? Quit talking shit. I think HellYeah is a good band. Music can’t really be “bad”. Nothing really can. I can strum the guitar a few times, and to some it might be the best thing to happen to them, fat chance, but it’s the principal.. What Joe says sucks, Mike thinks is great. So everybody on here talking shit should think about that. Including the editors on this crap ass website. Seriously “MetalSucks.net”, why would you name your site that, if your site is about metal? The editors on this website, in my OPINION, suck dick. But then again, some may think otherwise. That’s my 2 cents.
wats rong with u’s hell yeah RULE ur delirius