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DOUCHE BAG FROM TERRIBLE BAND TO COMPETE FOR AFFECTIONS OF UGLIEST SLUT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

 Monday, April 27th, 2009 at 3:24pm by

Here are things I didn’t know until I checked Blabbermouth this morning:

  1. The bass player for my absolute favorite band in the entire world, Dope, is named Derek “Tripp” Tribbett, aka “Sinister.” Because apparently “Virus” was already taken.
  2. Daisy from Rock of Love 2, a.k.a. The World’s Best Argument for the Illegalization of Plastic Surgery, is getting her own show, the horribly titled Daisy of Love.
  3. “Sinister” will be a contestant on this show. Which means eventually, these two might fuck:

daisy-is-uglysinister

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THESE TWO HAD A BABY? I mean, if anyone is actually looking for a scientific way to create a Medusa-like creature that can turn men to stone just by looking at them, having these idiots procreate would probably do the trick. I literally cannot imagine, in my mind’s eye, a douchier, uglier, more deplorable pair of human beings than these two.

Also, why is the bass player from Dope even going on a reality dating show? Does Edsel use up all the ugly star fucking skanks out on the road all by his lonesome? Or is “Sinister” just that hungry for the spotlight that he’s going on television to try and bang one of the least attractive “women” I have ever laid eyes on?

Everything about this pairing is hilarious and despicable and sad at the same time. It’s not intriguing enough for me to watch the show, but, hey…

-AR

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  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Their kid would look just like if Steven Tyler and Gene Simmons had a baby

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QU0BKUbflc Garske

      +9000!

  • HagstromSpeed

    Id bang her…….with a bag on her head lol

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Just when I thought the lowest common denominator of television (aka “Reality” TV) couldn’t possibly be any less worth watching…

  • Dave

    Dope… isn’t that the band that is a d.a.t. player with four or five dudes running around stage pretending to play insturments???

  • Cisco

    Dude is also the brother of Mudvayne’s guitarist… whoa!

    • metalguy

      i knew the name sounded familiar

  • groverXIII

    I love how VH1 keeps recycling the human waste from their shitty dating shows. It’s like an endless supply of utterly retarded television. They seem bound and determined to milk this shit for all it’s worth.

  • Patton

    sad, just sad.

  • monkeylover

    Doods wearing his cape wrong.

    • Jenna

      Epic win for you.

  • Mike

    Is this the dude who used to sing for Twisted Method????

    • NeverStopThis

      Unfortunately, yes, it is.

    • Fuck Me

      yeah he is and Twisted Method, Makeshift Romeo, and Dope are all bands he’s played in and their all freaking awesome bands as well…peace out bitches

  • Ricky

    i like how you guys bitch about dope but then have no problem advertising them on your main banner. way to go!

  • Bill

    vh1 should stick to making shitty “heavy metal” shows……..
    nice that they gave props to Anvil though.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    They probably have matching coke-nails.

  • Chris

    Why is there another guy in dope named tripp? That’s the same name of the pedophile guy that used to be in the band then went to static x. I wish I didn’t know that much about dope….or static x. But jesus christ…dope is still around? Really? Who the fuck is buying dope records? in 2009. I can’t believe anyone was buying it ten years ago. It was lame as fuck then. Do they all still have matching dreads?

    • Loogy McGoo

      Exactly. This guy couldn’t afford to buy out the other guys in Doap for the right to use a different name?

  • Porkspam

    Ugh dope…. :sigh: I know too much about this shitstain of a band. they got big on the heels of the whole manson-mania, claiming that zim zum, manson’s guitarist at the time produced their demo (a blatent lie they admit to get people to check them out) so all the mansonites showed up at the shows to jump on the bandwagon of what they though the “next” manson would be. but that band was dope and it was not meant to be. opened for kid rock, starred in that porn backstage sluts, but wonderful songs like “die mothfucker die” with their mastery of lyrics just couldn’t get them through that wall to the next level. I mean when your claim to fame is that the pedophile from static-x started in your band, you must know you suck.. I’ll admit I saw them live at one of their first shows. but aside from the music I think one big turn off what realizing that they were playing to tape. completely. nothing was plugged in and what was coming out of the PA was not was the bassist and guitarists were playing and the keyboardist wasn’t even playing period, but sure sounded like it. this band is the sonic equivalent of those people who would go to ozzfest and buy/wear those “hip” dr suess hats in the late 90′s…. oh wait wasn’t that the guy in the first big godsmack hit?

    • nj_metal_guitarist

      wow is that really true they played from tape at a live show, thats quite sad. mayb they sud team up with britney spears and make a hardcore pop album and they can all pretend to have talent, dope u dissappoint me.

  • oblivion

    i think this band is due for a bus accident or maybe even brett michales or even daisy. It all seems that vh1 would lose a large fan base of middle aged 300+ lb old skool poison fans and or even those stupid drunk bitches ud see at a bret michales concert.But ya if tv WASNT bad enough, theres this douche fest ! woooo kill me now!

  • Uglymicrowave

    every show on Television is a “reality TV” show cuz all shows are scripted no matter what…television shows are to distract people from what is really going on in this world…the govt is controlling you all…keep tuning in for the next episode of cock of love or whatever the fuck is on…

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Are you wearing a tinfoil helmet right now?

      • keepitwolf

        \m/Eluveitie\m you shouldnt mock people who are more informed than you.. it makes you look ignorant

        • \m/Eluveitie\m/

          No no, not mocking…just wondering if I should put mine on too

          • justin

            zing!

  • Leo Kannaly

    Theyll have the ugliest babies ever… I will continue not to watch this kind of shit tv

  • http://zoom-astoria.blogspot.com Rob

    Is Sinister Tripp Jr. wearing a BumpIt? It sure the fuck looks like it.

    Also, I would rather put my penis in a beehive that was submerged in an unscrubbed public toilet than get it anywhere near Daisy Of Love. She’s like a fist in the face of boners everywhere.

  • Rik

    I’m pretty sure that Phil from All That Remains also applied to be on this show… :S

    • NeverStopThis

      Phil from All That Remains has an amazingly hot girlfriend.

  • http://www.myspace.com/motheater667 Buckshot

    I bet if you have a 12 pack in ya you wouldnt kick her out of bed. But VH1 just needs to stop promoting this dribble. Is this the way we want our countries to view our culture?

    • Gary S.

      Considering that one of the contestants on the show is nicknamed 12 Pack, your comment has unintentional wit.

  • terrybeans84

    I’d wreck that chick

    • NeverStopThis

      Too late, she’s already wrecked.

  • CrapMcPoopin

    She looks like she could suck a golfball throw garden hose.

    A couple of anti-virals and I’d nail her.

    • The Greys

      There aren’t enough anti-virals in the world to keep you safe with that. She’s “truck stop toilet” dirty …

  • MetalupyerGina

    She seriously looks just like Pete Burns form the old 80′s band Dead or Alive, a transvestite with bad plastic surgery!

  • nj_metal_guitarist

    hah! i knew he looked really familiar i jus cudnt remember where from. dope is an awesum band and they r very good and talented, but why in the world wud u want to leave dope for that ugy fish mouthed thing called daisy!? i mean im sure half the drunken vomitt covered girls that go to their shows still look better then that fish lipped boy jus hitting puberty sounding um thingamajig

  • http://sy nessa

    lol i love this show and sinister is sexy idk what u r talkin about daisy is very atractev ull nevar finde someone like her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

  • nj_metal_guitarist

    this is true, we may never find anyone as ugly as her lol. i also jus realized sinister is also the lead singer for makeshift romeo

  • Kirsten

    First of all, if you have plastic surgery…your kids will not look like your plastic surgeried self. I’ve seen pics of Daisy before all the bad plastic surgery and she was a very cute girl. Tripp, is a very cute guy…a very shortr guy, but cute nonetheless. They’d have really tiny kids, but they’d have cute faces. Make fun of her plastic surgery, but don’t say she’s ‘ugly’. You have no idea what she looked like before.

  • http://sw-eden.net Sw Eden

    Oh they can be a good pair.
    Some parts of their faces look the same.