LOOKS LIKE I’M GOING TO CANADA

I friggin’ love it when I’m right: Megadeth will indeed be doing a co-headlining trek with Slayer. And Machine Fucking Head and Sucide Fucking Silence are the support. Holy fried shit sandwich, that’s a great tour.

Now here’s the band news: at least according to Blabbermouth, as of right now this is only a four date Canadian tour. I have a really, really hard time believing it won’t expand to at least hit up the rest of North America (at which point I imagine the tour will no longer be called “Canadian Carnage”), but I am honest to Mustaine considering booking a trip to Canada just in case.

I am so hard right now my dick could break through a brick wall.

-AR

Thanks to MetalSucks Maniacs Patryk and David Hulsey for the heads up!