SWINE FLU TO AFFLICT HUNDREDS AT HIPSTER MUSIC FEST
Friday, May 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm by Gary Suarez
This provocative and entirely untrue headline was my way of:
1) capitalizing on the goodwill fostered by our previous swine flu posts,
2) letting you know that the recently reunited Boss Hog has joined the ATP NY weekender lineup, which also includes The Jesus Lizard, Melvins, Boredoms, and Black Dice.
Echoing my earlier sentiments about this overpriced music fest, even this new addition isn’t enough to convince me to shell out over $250 for tickets and a couple hundred more for accommodations. I mean, come on.
-GS
[Gary Suarez is still gonna call it swine flu. He also writes for Brainwashed and usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No. Say, why don't you follow him on Twitter?]
I mean, come on.
I mean, c-come on.
The amount of swine flu posts are reaching Chimaira status!
“Wash your hands if you touch a Mexican” I am waiting for our fearless leader Arnold to tell us that soon
I know you’re probably trying to be funny but considering people in California already have it, I think it’s safe to say that washing your hands isn’t going to help you.
I’d still wash my hands if I were you.
Awesome post. Having ignored both earlier posts along with any news stories relating to this I thought this was hilarious. I’m not sure when metal folks starting giving so many shits about “pertinent” issues but I’m already dead-tired of the brow-beating. You’re allowed to laugh, that’s why we have pornogrind.
This image proves that Gwar WERE in that Star Wars movie.
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