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UM, SO ABOUT THAT “APOLOGY”…

 Friday, May 1st, 2009 at 10:37am by

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“So that’s how you get swine flu!”

Dear Everyone,

  • This post was a joke.
  • If you’d clicked the included links, you would have seen it was a joke. Thanks to all three of you who did click said links.
  • Mark Moritz-Rabson did not seriously write me a scolding e-mail. He provided me with the (in my opinion, hilarious) link included in the post. I tried to incorporate him into the joke. Clearly, that didn’t go so well.
  • No joke is ever off-limits here at MetalSucks. For example, here’s a good one: What do you do after eating out the cleanest pussy in the world? Put the diaper back on. See? Pedophilia is funny. Ha ha ha.
  • Get swine flu and die.

Kisses and bunnies and rainbows,

AR

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  • http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4492/candiancarnage3.jpg pigchop

    Well…like I said: a campaign against stupidity (best friend to fear mongering) is in order. And it would help if rock stars/ celebrities were to get involved (because we all know that the average idiot places stock in such people) .

    Sure…it could be something along the lines of:

    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5500/jamesswineflu.jpg

  • TimothyPlague

    That was funny shit.
    Thanks Axl.

  • Bill

    hey, what’s the best thing about having sex with children?

    their tiny hands make your dick look bigger!!

  • taog36

    if i wasnt a man, i think i’d be confused or pissed of

    of corse i didnt click the link untill after my rant. the onthink thing, i wish that mark guy realy was offended, so he’d think you were on his side. and that would make the joke funnier

  • taog36

    also i cant say “What do you do after eating out the cleanest pussy in the world? Put the diaper back on.” is a good joke, i heard it first time about young and shaved, or somthing i dont know but clean, babys are filthy, they shit in them dipers and piss alover themselves all the time

  • bucketochicken

    Actually, considering the nature of the majority of the responses, I’d say the joke was a huge success.

  • slips

    I thought only mexicans can get the pig flu.

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com billybob

    My shoe was delicious. But your humor on the side was a bit dry. Thanks anyways!

  • Will

    I saw the link on twitter and thought it was god damned hilarious and the post just made it that much better. <3

  • McHammered

    Ok… wow.. that is one messed up joke… lol.. And look at the post earlier getting all clinical.. ha ha not sure whats more wrong ?

  • TheMetalLizard

    slow like a girl….

  • bob

    as long as we are being tasteless
    How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
    Easy, pick him up and suck his dick.

    and BTW the correct version : what do you do when your done eating a bald pussy…..damn .

  • http://metalmartyr.com Scott

    This doesn’t work so great in text, but this is a classic:

    What’s the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?….there’s 20 of them! (20-8 year olds for those too retarded to get it)

    • Mark

      That is indeed the best pedophilia joke ever, but yes works better vocally.

  • Drew

    what color eyes did kurt cobain have

    one blew this way one blue that way

  • DemonicLemming

    Not being able to click links at work + taking blog post too seriously = self-ownage.

  • http://dgmetal.org The Daily Grind

    METAL

  • Chris

    People said that we would elect a black president when pigs fly and I think they were right. Obama is officially in office and swine flu (flew). I’m hilarious.

    • Mark

      LOL

    • brookh

      props

    • Axolotl

      You win.

  • COSK!

    Link??? fuck, right the fuck over my head… I wondered why in fucks name youd apologize for that. Now I just feel dumb.

  • Sammy

    Way to post this photo three days after every other site already has.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hateband666 Wanga

    The Musical is Back!!!!

    • drumb

      fuck; I was gonna say that

  • http://farbeyonddriven87.tumblr.com/ voltron

    so i just realized that i have bad allergies and i sneeze a lot. and to top it all off, i don’t cover my mouth when i sneeze, because who wants to get all that stuff on your hands? instead i sneeze where no one is. of course i do cover my mouth when there is no where to sneeze in an open space. what am i trying to say? i’m fucked, that’s what.
    THE MUSICAL IS BACK!

  • Drakodan

    I got a joke for you. What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds?

    There’s twnety of them.

  • Some Random Dude

    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don’t have sex with a sandwich before i eat it.

  • bobby

    What’s the best thing about 22 year olds?

    There are 20 of them :)

  • Anselmowitz

    Derp whats the best thing about fucking kids derp derp. Sneaky Jew post, got me hook line & sinker.

    Heres one, whats six inches long, has a head on it & drives Jewish woman wild?

    Money.

  • Franco

    How about this one..

    what does a dead baby look like in the microwave?

    I dont know, i was too busy masturbating