Comments on: WIN TICKETS TO SEE MASTODON PLAY CRACK THE SKYE IN ITS ENTIRETY IN NYC!!

By: x101whiskey_ramble101x

x101whiskey_ramble101x — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:36:09 +0000

I’m always late with my brain farts

By: x101whiskey_ramble101x

x101whiskey_ramble101x — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:34:07 +0000

I said a friggin’ hwot dwog wit’ relish’n’ mastadon it, fuckin’ wise guy!

By: Bored?

Bored? — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:40:11 +0000

Porkinations
Ghost of Swin
The Swine Flu is Loose
Crystal Pork
Colony Of Porkmen
Swineflucatcher
Hand of Pork
Pendulous Swine
Hunters of the Pork
Pork and Thunder
Baconbeast
Swine flu destroyer
Where Strides the Swine

damn it im bored.

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:21:59 +0000

Just guestlist me you fucking swine flu infected pig fuckers.

By: David W

David W — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:25:39 +0000

Trampled Under Traif

By: yanky

yanky — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:16:11 +0000

crack the sty
aqua influenza
leviaswine
the last bacon
piginations

By: Muhammed

Muhammed — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:42:50 +0000

Squeal of the Mastodon

By: Noel

Noel — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:00:33 +0000

you won. you won.

By: fiveinthegakht

fiveinthegakht — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:23:41 +0000

“Triloswine” or “Squealing Giant” … did i win?

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:23:35 +0000

Mother Porker
Ole’ Piggy
Burning Bacon.

By: LaingerCT

LaingerCT — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:12:12 +0000

Hand of Porky Pig

By: LaingerCT

LaingerCT — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:11:31 +0000

The Czar of (Hmmm) Bacon

By: crush1214

crush1214 — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:33:48 +0000

Hey porcus Dimentia was already done by me May 1.

By: fightingmike

fightingmike — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:54:10 +0000

Swine Mountain
Circle of Swinesquatch
Swine Puncher
March of the Fire Pigs

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 04 May 2009 15:54:41 +0000

If you don’t win, I’m going to release a vial of swine flu at the MetalSucks mansion.

By: anathema

anathema — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:27:30 +0000

Where Swines The Behemoth
Porcus Dementia

By: ben

ben — Mon, 04 May 2009 01:17:43 +0000

Give it to “Brent Rinds” thats awesome.

By: donna

donna — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:56:48 +0000

Breaking News: Mastodon extinction from undying swine flu virus !!!!!!

By: neverdie

neverdie — Sun, 03 May 2009 23:57:19 +0000

The new Mastodon album will be a concept album based on E.B. Whites “Charlottes Web”. It will have great hits such as “When Pigs Fly”, “Boar Tusk”, and “The Butcher” which chronicles the death sequence. “The Butcher” will also have guest pig squealing vocals from Pig Destroyer’s JR. Hayes.
Preorder now and get a limited edition Mastodon pork sausage pack(beef available if you only eat kosher).

if you guys like this dont bother entering me in the contest i am stationed in iraq and wouldnt be able to go to a concert anyway just email me at micah.fuson@us.army.mil if its funny.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 03 May 2009 22:02:03 +0000

Pig Hearts Alive! Cut The Ham Up With A Linoleum Knife. Thank You For This Bacon