MISSING AN IWABO SHOW IS MORE EMBARRASSING THAN GETTING A BONER DURING 5TH PERIOD SEX-ED
Here’s an interview our friends at Metal Injection conducted with our friends in IWRESTLEDABEARONCE at New England Metal & Hardcore Festival a couple of weeks back. It’s a spirited romp, as are most conversations led by MI’s Rob Pasbani (or, as many of you call him when he’s spotted out at shows, “Metal Injection Guy!”).
But in the interest of being completely honest, I should let you know that I’m really posting it as an excuse to remind you that IWABO are out on the road RIGHT NOW as part of a MetalSucks co-sponsored trek being headlined by The Human Abstract and also featuring Oh, Sleeper, Vanna, A Tragic Victory and To Speak of Wolves. All the cool kids are going. And if you don’t go, they’ll know you’re not cool and no one will ever want to make out with you or touch you where your bathing suit covers again. Seriously, I know a kid who missed the tour when it came through his town last week, and then he was instantly made a social outcast and hung himself. Peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure.
So watch this interview, then get tour dates after the jump, so that mommy and daddy will still love you and God won’t send you to hell.
Mon 05/04/09 Las Cruces, NM Dream Theatre
Tue 05/05/09 Dallas, TX The Door In Dallas
Wed 05/06/09 Houston, TX The JavaJazz Event Center
Thu 05/07/09 Metairie, LA High Ground
Fri 05/08/09 Orlando, FL The Social
Sat 05/09/09 Douglasville, GA The 7 Venue
Sun 05/10/09 Charlotte, NC The Casbah
Tue 05/12/09 Baltimore, MD Ottobar
Thu 05/14/09 Farmingdale, NY The Crazy Donkey
Fri 05/15/09 Montreal, QC Underworld
Sat 05/16/09 Toronto, ON Kathedral
Sun 05/17/09 Pontiac, MI iLounge
Tue 05/19/09 Tinley Park, IL Mojoe’s Rock House
Wed 05/20/09 St. Louis, MO Fubar
Fri 05/22/09 Denver, CO Marquis Theater
Sat 05/23/09 Salt Lake City, UT The Avalon Theater
Mon 05/25/09 Modesto, CA Modesto Virtual
Tue 05/26/09 Bakersfield, CA Jerry’s Pizza & Pub
Wed 05/27/09 Fresno, CA The Exit
Thu 05/28/09 Los Angeles, CA Knitting Factory Hollywood – Front Room
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