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Viral Vomit

“I’M GONNA FAINT! HOLY SHIT! I’M ABOUT TO PASS OUT!”

 Thursday, May 7th, 2009 at 11:45am by

The above line was uttered screamed by a manic Chris Farley / Wayne / Garth-hybrid Heaven & Hell fan at a San Bernadino in-store. Kudos for whoever caught this on camera and to our bro-bros at Metal Insider for picking it up!

-VN

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  • bearbomb

    YouaretheMASTERS… ofheavyMETAL!!!

  • gnarlk

    dear lord….

  • Fink

    “I’m leaving now!!”

    … and that last yell when he’s off-screen. Hilarious.

    • http://www.kaaghouse.com GoatRider

      Definitely the best part!

      And Dio’s vest is fuckin’ awesome.

  • Kevin

    That fat fuck needs to chill out.

  • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

    That is the greatest video I have ever seen in my life.

    “You are the MASTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OF HEAVY METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • http://philosopher1993 Matt Combs

    I bet you Dio and the guys were thinking to themselves “Geez, another jack-off fan”

    • SIR MICHAEL CAINE

      YOU’RE ANOTHER JACK-OFF FAN

  • alkahest

    Ugh, that was awkward as fuck.

    And that security guard was on edge the whole time.

  • Joshie

    I like that Iommi, the man that pretty much invented the darkest and scariest musical genre of all time…seemed visiably frightened to shake this guys hand. Fun stuff.

  • DecrystallizingReason

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….I just smoked two bowls of the dankest of dank weed, and you guys give me THIS?? Thank you MetalSucks for enhancing my life even more than you already have. I’m gonna watch it and laugh my ass off all over again.

  • some guy

    I’m willing to bet that dude gets laid every single night.

    • Damotello

      Agreed, he’s probably swimming in muff right now.

      • Paxl Rose

        If his woman is as big as he is, he is indeed swimming in muff.

  • Sammy

    I am willing to bet my next year’s salary that that pantload has never been remotely close to a vagina he hasn’t had to pay cash for in a dark alley.

    • some guy

      Na he’s probably gotten more pussy than Gene Simmons.

      • some guy

        Scratch that, more pussy than Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain COMBINED.

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com billybob

    He probably shit his pants on the way home.

    • HagstromSpeed

      He wore depends so he prob shit his pants while he was there lol

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    So many potential weapons hanging on the wall and no one could find it in the themself to beat this guy over the head

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    I wasn’t even that freaked out when I met Clutch.

    • HagstromSpeed

      Clutch cant even be said in the same sentence as those guys, its heaven and hell PERIOD theyre legends! Clutch is good, but just a band…

  • CrapMcPoopin

    Awful… this was at a Best Buy.

  • exor666t

    I believe Dio’s advice to the young vocalist with the recorder is “Sing from your nuts, dont sing from the throat” Sage advice Dio! The loud dude was clearly yelling from his nuts.

  • SourDeez

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

  • http://www.myspace.com/alexhaskett alex haskett

    man i was really cringing all the way through that, especially when he reached the table, and i dont know about the H&H guys but as much as id appreciate the fact the guy loves the band id still feel reall uncomfortable

  • Beereded

    There’s been at least one guy just like this at every concert/ meet and greet I’ve ever been to. When I met the original Black Sabbath, one of the girls in the store was so excited she puked in her hands because she didn’t want to have to go outside of the store and put it back in her mouth and swallowed it.

    • Will

      HAHAHA! WTF?

  • Brock

    Wow. I got nothing else.

  • sasquatch

    Holy shit…my new hero

  • Beereded

    Also, gotta love the guy with him.

  • http://www.myspace.com/437666934 Noel

    I have a sneeking suspicion that man is a douchebag..

  • chad

    i knew my dad would embarrass me if he showed up to the signing.

  • Angel

    That’s why Bush won the elections…TWICE!