Comments on: “I’M GONNA FAINT! HOLY SHIT! I’M ABOUT TO PASS OUT!”

By: Angel

Angel — Tue, 19 May 2009 03:51:07 +0000

That’s why Bush won the elections…TWICE!

By: chad

chad — Sun, 17 May 2009 11:05:12 +0000

i knew my dad would embarrass me if he showed up to the signing.

By: Noel

Noel — Sat, 09 May 2009 19:31:22 +0000

I have a sneeking suspicion that man is a douchebag..

By: Beereded

Beereded — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:08:00 +0000

Also, gotta love the guy with him.

By: sasquatch

sasquatch — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:38:24 +0000

Holy shit…my new hero

By: Brock

Brock — Fri, 08 May 2009 09:23:25 +0000

Wow. I got nothing else.

By: Will

Will — Fri, 08 May 2009 05:05:56 +0000

HAHAHA! WTF?

By: Beereded

Beereded — Fri, 08 May 2009 03:02:28 +0000

There’s been at least one guy just like this at every concert/ meet and greet I’ve ever been to. When I met the original Black Sabbath, one of the girls in the store was so excited she puked in her hands because she didn’t want to have to go outside of the store and put it back in her mouth and swallowed it.

By: Paxl Rose

Paxl Rose — Fri, 08 May 2009 02:24:17 +0000

If his woman is as big as he is, he is indeed swimming in muff.

By: alex haskett

alex haskett — Thu, 07 May 2009 23:01:48 +0000

man i was really cringing all the way through that, especially when he reached the table, and i dont know about the H&H guys but as much as id appreciate the fact the guy loves the band id still feel reall uncomfortable

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Thu, 07 May 2009 21:53:10 +0000

Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

By: exor666t

exor666t — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:43:15 +0000

I believe Dio’s advice to the young vocalist with the recorder is “Sing from your nuts, dont sing from the throat” Sage advice Dio! The loud dude was clearly yelling from his nuts.

By: some guy

some guy — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:39:13 +0000

Scratch that, more pussy than Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain COMBINED.

By: CrapMcPoopin

CrapMcPoopin — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:35:30 +0000

Awful… this was at a Best Buy.

By: HagstromSpeed

HagstromSpeed — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:35:27 +0000

Clutch cant even be said in the same sentence as those guys, its heaven and hell PERIOD theyre legends! Clutch is good, but just a band…

By: Damotello

Damotello — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:14:40 +0000

Agreed, he’s probably swimming in muff right now.

By: MetalMatt

MetalMatt — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:12:46 +0000

I wasn’t even that freaked out when I met Clutch.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:11:06 +0000

So many potential weapons hanging on the wall and no one could find it in the themself to beat this guy over the head

By: HagstromSpeed

HagstromSpeed — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:34:10 +0000

He wore depends so he prob shit his pants while he was there lol

By: billybob

billybob — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:30:24 +0000

He probably shit his pants on the way home.