WAKING THE CADAVER DECLARES: METAL INQUISTION’S SERGEANT D IS AN “INTERNET FAGIT”
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm by Axl RosenbergVince and I still don’t really understand the difference between “wigger slam” and “deathcore,” but Metal Inquistion’s Sergeant D does: he has (by his own admission) pretty much positioned himself as the world’s (or at least the net’s) foremost authority on the wigger slam genre, and, as such a scholar, was even interviewed for an article in Decibel on the subgenre (Which in no way, shape, or form clarified the difference between wigger slam and deathcore. Seriously. Someone explain it to me, ’cause I ain’t hearin’ it.).
One of the bands Sergeant D talks about in said Decibel piece is Waking the Cadaver (again, sounds like deathcore to me!), who apparently didn’t take very kindly to being called “wiggers,” even though one look at them would suggest that, yes, they are indeed white dudes who dress in a manner stereotypically reserved for black dudes:
So I guess Sergeant D, upon hearing that the band was upset with his categorization of them, shot them a MySpace message to tell them “it was all in good fun and not too take things too seriously.”
Which they did anyway, responding thusly:
listen geek,
your the one taking things so seriously, with your website dedicated to bitching and moaning about bands…your obviously a homosexual because your so concerned with how GUYS dress….and I seriously doubt you’ll come to a show, as a matter of fact, I seriously doubt you go to any shows because your the type to sit behind a computer whining and complaining about how bands aren’t good enough for your level of “metal”…..im sure your just a aging loser with nothing better to do in your life than be concerned with the way guys dress. you even proved it by writing a message saying “i used to wear XXX nautica t-shirts.”….let me tell you internet fagit, we don’t even listen to rap, and we don’t wear nautica shirts so we have NOTHING in common. all your proving is that your a TREND SURFER.
We were never aware of your blog until your grapevine buddy at decibel mag told us about your blog. you are a pure INTERNET FAGGIT…and quite simply, without knowing what you look like, we can sense your physical inferiority, and don’t try to respond with some “i watch ufc george pierre” bullshit…cuz that shit is just amateur. your old, probably have years of drug abuse under your belt, and would get assaulted easily.
don’t bother responding…we don’t talk to gays
I will always be baffled by people who use the word “faggot” but can’t spell it correctly. It’s like they are going out of their way to show the world that only total morons use that word. I also have to wonder how many gay people this guy has spoken to his life without realizing it; statistically speaking, at least one member of his band has had a homosexual experience in his life, so we know he has, in fact, spoken to at least one gay guy.
ANYWAY, kind of amazingly given all the shit we talk here at MetalSucks, Vince and I have never gotten a really angry e-mail of this nature from a band member (or else we surely would have published it)… although I think a certain bass player for a certain mediocre band I won’t name did have Vince removed from a music video shoot once. So I don’t really have a point in posting all of this, other than I found Mr. Waking the Cadaver’s reaction hilarious.
In other news, I still can’t tell the difference between wigger slam and deathcore.
-AR
Oh my god. What a fucking moron. How many uses of “your” when he meant “you’re” were there in that email?
And he used the word “gays!” I love it. What a mental 12 year-old.
I HATE it when people try to sound intelligent while they’re mixing up “your” and “you’re”.
…What a faggit.
Yea. Same here. How hard is it to realize your = possessive and you’re = you and are. Douchebags like that give Jersey a bad rep.
this band gives new jersey an even worse name than what it already has… whigger slam?
s.t.f.u. you no talent having poor genre depicting fubu wearing jackass… you can take the trash out of the trailer-park but you cannot take the trailer-park out of the trash
FYI- pretty sure you’re all the internet FAGGITS being referred to. Thus proving you’ve all earned the title gloriously. oh and also, the word FAGGOTS was spelled that way intentionally. Gather your facts lonely bloggers… you have enough time to do your research I’m sure. Enjoy your day of HATING from behind the safety of your internet anonymity.
says anonymous douchenozzle
Why do you guys care so much about about the guy’s english skills? I mean, Honestly.
proof that “wigger slam” is music made for and by bottom feeders…
sergeant d is fucking awesome. that is all.
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The U.S. public education system fails again. :(
HAHAHAHA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI
Well at least we can all agree that Waking The Cadaver is a homophobic band!
That’s the first thing that crossed my mind. Someone must be struggling with his sexuality.
Oh you mean the retarded pig grunting dork who wrote “Chased Through The Woods By a Rapist” has some issues with his sexuality? Stop the motherfucking presses people!
Seriously though it’s always revealing when I see what useless retarded fucks make terrible music like this. Don’t get me wrong rock-star syndrome can make some really talented musicians act like douchebags but this level of complete fucking stupidity is pretty much reserved for talentless assclowns like this fucker here.
Sergeant D is fucking awesome.
doth protest a tit bit too much WtC.
fucking jersey
Absolutely this lady doth protest too much. He seems intelligent so I’m sure he’s read Hamlet.
We shouldn’t hate Waking the Cadaver because they’re wiggers…we should hate them because they’re music is so terrible it boggles the mind.
*their music
Sorry, couldn’t resist. :P
Or we could hate them for hating gays. That’s why we hate Republicans, right?
Unrelated – Just to be an asshole, I wore a very tight, pink t-shirt to see Carcass at the Nokia Theater last year. I expected to be called out a few times by other fans but it never happened… and then Bill Steer said “*mumble* *mumble* *mumble* faggots in pink shirts.”It made my week.
I have a pink shirt with a goat’s head and an inverted pentagram. You are not alone, brother.
That’s awesome. I need that shirt!
Carcass were the band that got me into death metal in my teens, so it was especially great.
I’m with you. It’s great to walk around looking like you’re not a metalhead, with the nastiest black and death metal blasting from your headphones. It’s great when douchebag metal elitists assume you know nothing because you’re not wearing a Darkthrone shirt, and then you school them completely. I wear lumberjack shirts to death metal shows and get crazier than anyone. Being an asshole is the best.
i just rocked a Gavin DeGraw shirt to an Enslaved/Opeth show. now, dont get me wrong, Gavin sucks ass,(ex girlfriend’s shirt) but man its funny to see some reactions. I own maybe 2 black T shirts in total. That Carcass story absolutely rules though. i caught them the next date after and they slayed!
my metlhead friends critisize me for wearing “normal” clothes like shorts and plain shirts without a band logo on it. Though, i am wearing a Skinlab shirt right now…
I think this guy has read one too many shitty reviews of his band’s music written by “Internet faggits.”
I cant tell the difference between these guys and the style and look of bands like Animosity and The Acacia Strain. It is all slower death metal and hardcore breakdowns right?
means you’re deaf
Agreed. Animosity? You really think these guys sound like Animosity? Or did you just pull that name out of your “deathcore”-band-name hat?
dude animosity is fucking awesome
Wow cauld you have picked the worst 2 bands to compare WTC too?
That’s a nice looking blunt he’s smoking there and i can tell by his eyebrows that we’re going to have a nice and calm winter.
Dude man is hairy like Robin Williams.
robin williams is hairy
Comedian Nick Griffin put it best when he said of hopelessly white guys trying to be cool by wearing clothes usually reserved for more hip black guys: “If I dressed that way it would look like I’m a Make a Wish recipient and this was my special day.”
Wow Sergeant D is a jackass
Did you read this article right?
Wow you’re a fucking retard.
STATISTICALLY SPEAKING THIS WEBSITE IS GAY.
lol, “wigger slam”…. thats fucking hilarious
my local mall is full of these kinda wankers
i just wanna hand each of them an uppercut, or a knee cannon or 2
I love Metal Inquisition.
jesus christ what a bitch boy. waking the cadaver is total “faggit” shit
Wow. That response from the band did nothing to help their cause. It only furthered the stereotype of them being immature, illiterate and just plain ignorant jackasses. But I don’t agree with the “wigger slam” tag…after this article they are definitely in the “douche-core” realm.
No way Wigger Slam is the best name for a genre ever. It draws a clear line between “deathcore” bands like say The Faceless (who get lumped in there for no reason other than they aren’t all greasy long-haired overweight fuckers like true death metal) and “deathcore” bands like say Winds of Plague (utter, complete fucking garbage aimed at wigger retards)
Hey WoP isn’t THAT bad! And this is coming from somebody who hates 90% of all the deathcore he hears.
Nah man, Winds of Plague are deathcore/metalcore shit, and the faceless do have a small sum of deathcore aspects.
Wigger slam is just another name for Slamming Brutal Death Metal. People on hear don’t realise that waking the cadaver are not slam death metal, they are deathcore, and shit, trying to hard to be brutal deathcore doesnt equal slam death metal.
Check out some slam death metal bands for yourself and see that they don’t sound like they have the -core influences of deathcore.
Give Katalepsy, Cephalotripsy, Abominable Putridity, Devourment and Human Mincer a listening, and see what you think.
So I honestly just scoured the internet for even ONE positive review of anything this band has done. No dice. So I guess anyone who even mentions them on the internet is a faggit.
Choice reviews: http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=177125
lol. one of mine got on there under the name Dasher10. I absolutely hate slam shit. It sounds like burping.
I don’t mind WTC. Not good, but entertaining for sure. And as much as I hate gay men who parade around with their faggotry, I don’t feel the need to proliferate the madness like these fuckwads did. Here’s hoping the guy who wrote the e-mail dies in a car crash. Or raped in prison. Either one is acceptable.
maybe he will be raped after “running through the woods chased by a rapist.” that would be the most fucking awesome irony ever
I didn’t even think they were a band – thought the whole “gweee-reeeee” and garglefuck noise they made in their retard youtube clip was supposed to be a parody.
Halfwit fucks probably flip burgers at McDonalds when they’re not busy throat-fucking each other and recording the noises for their “music”.
Seriously, how can you try and call other people out on being gay when one of the “vocalists” sounds like he just came back from a bukkake party (as the target) and hasn’t bothered to clear his throat?
Ha thats fucking hillarious, guy comes across as a total small minded wigger “faggit”. I remember hearing a song they did a couple of years ago, i remember thinking it was some kind of joke.
axl, you always have me cracking up. The paragraph on spelling faggot wrong is just at such a level of hilarity that i would not expect from a metal blog.
I’m a wigger. my myspace proves it. hat tilted to the side and wearing a hoodie just like these pics of this dude.
“Wigger Slam”? Really? Who the fuck comes up with these ridiculous goddamn genre names? Anyone who calls a band “wigger slam” needs to be bitch slapped and ovary punched back into whatever hole they crawled out of. Fucking idiots.
People are still using the word “wigger?” I thought it was 2009 – you can be white and have baggy pants, it’s allowed.
Just cuz something is allowed doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
well put
Fuck that band anyways. Now that I know they’re homophobic I can hate them even more.
This is kind of funny to me because I absolutely hate Waking the Cadaver, but then again, I absolutely hate Metal Inquisition.
I dont approve of his venacular, but its nice to at least hear someone attack this website because despite his poor choice of words (and spelling), Metal Inquisition is really a site by and for elitist fucks and is the absolute epitome of internet dreck. It does seem that the people (person?) at MI either hate mostly everything in metal or just prefer to pick out bands to hate on for pure excercise.
Fuck Waking the Cadavers awful music, and fuck Metal Inquisition.
“I dont approve of his venacular, but its nice to at least hear someone attack this website because despite his poor choice of words (and spelling)”
It’s spelled “vernacular”
The “R” sticks on my laptop okay fancy pants!
; )
I guess it coulda been verrrrrrrnacular, that woulda been worse
Freddy Mercury’s resposible for this, he’s undermining our British society with puffy ballerinas
It doesn’t matter what the difference between deathcore and wigger slam is, it both sucks.
OMFG… this is hilarious !!
“We can sense your physical inferiority”…
really Mr. Jedi? we can all sense your obsolete intelligence level.
oh and we can totally tell you have a small penis.
…..and they just lost all of their gay fans. Which is probably all of their fans.
That sounds a lot like something you’d find on Blabbermouth. Or like that Richard Jeni routine, “you miserable little punkfaggot!” That dude looks suspiciously like the B&T douchebag who passed out on the sidewalk in front of my house last night. I think fools like that should be permanently confined to the state of New Jersey.
yo you guys are faggits this band its totes br00tal! LOLZ!
Play him off, keyboard cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqAypbgaUKM
This is why we need a draft….the herd needs thinning in a big way.
Its all about gays and fags anymore. GAYS and FAGS. It makes me sick.
“Wigger slam?” Bwaaaaahahahahaahahahaahahhaahaaa!!!
That’s awesome.
And I’m pretty sure he only spelled it “faggit” because Lambgoat has the word “faggot” trademarked and he didn’t want to get sued.
Yawn.
WOW….FAIL
dude likes shredded wheat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI
…their logo… is so scratchy and unreadable… they MUST be good!
bwahahaha…
Oh god, I haven’t laughed this hard for weeks… thanks everyone!
Regardless of the overdose on homophobia, how many times – it’s ‘YOU’RE’!!!!!!
way to add to the stereotype there chief.
Wigger please!
test
OK… So,now, because the Metal genre is filled with 99.5% rehashed,unoriginal schlock, if us 30+ y/o “OLD” fuckers make a critical comment about this comical but useless crap then we must not have a life and are just aging poorly?! HA! Fucking spare me!! It seems that this cocksucker is the fucking Trend Surfer…
Pig Destroyer moved on…So should you…Bitch!
Your over 30!? Jeeze im 23 and I thought i was too old for this website!
Just joking sir.
sir, haha
Gays and fags ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
There goes any possible tour with Judas Priest!
Fuck all you hatin ass bitches…Come to a fuckin show and get your fuckin teeth knocked out you corny little pussies. Stop watchin youtube videos and get the fuck out of your granparents basement. You all should eat buckshot for breakfast.
can’t we all just agree that gays are bad and these guys suck?
I agree
this is hilarious! waking the cadaver makes a valid point. I read their statement in the new Decibel mag and that is their “official” statement, which shuts down the so called “internet faggits” even more. I find it very true, and this message they have sent to metal inquisition, who cares about the grammar! they were obviously not concerned about the grammar in a personal message. we get the point! its so true! So many metal “geeks” live behind the computer and complain
I showed this video to a guy with tourettes syndrome and he said “MY ASS COULD WRITE A BETTER SONG THAN THESE GUYS, WITH ONE CHEEK TIED BEHIND MY BALLS!!!!!!”
You want to know what wigger slam and deathcore is:
Okay here we go…
Wigger slam came out of the woodwork (now look at all the homosexual references i am going to put here) in its traditional form around 1997. Firstly, called by a magazine called ‘Southern *racist word goes here* Musik’ and hit the scene over in europe/america by storm…The second wave was the ‘popular wave of wiggers’, namely Waking the cadaver [who are not slam death metal/wigger slam in anyway shape or form] and Infernal Relvulsion (who are japanese and put back the true meaning of wigger slam into the frame).
Now the history is out of the way lets focus on what it is. Wigger slam is a simple format of slam death metal, slam death metal traditionally (Devourment, internal bleeding ect) is usually a build to the slam, but wiggers don’t do that and just go in with down tuned D-minor riffs with complimentary inhales (often called ‘Guttural’) at a crappy production. The style of wear is only a quater of what it is, that metal inquit..whatever person is totally and utterly insane. He has no clue why it came out of and where it comes from.
Important bands: Entorturement, Devourment, Infernal Revulsion, Gorevent
Deathcore: ‘brutal deathcore’ is what WTC is nowadays but ironically made wigger slam noticiable to alot of people. Strange right? Anyway, deathcore uses simple riffs that imitate breakdowns from suffocation and this was formed by Job for a cowboy (or my understanding of that scene, apparently it might be a band called Aciaia or some shit like that) this bombarded into subs off deathcore. Like brutal deathcore and tech deathcore sounding very similar to slam death metal aswell. That having splits within the genre with guttural slamming brutal death metal, wigger slam, tech slam and cornfield slam…(have you caught up yet?) So, basically these scenes are completely different and in many minds people don’t know enough to speak fluently about them. Even I learn new shit about this genre everyday and i am the person that reviews the new shit dailly.
For more understanding click on the name.
also my name is a joke…
cheers for the funny read, except more hilarious messages at AQAA and Coporectomy…
Waking The Cadaver are not Slam Death Metal, they are brutal deathcore, which is a new one, but fuck it.
Slam Death Metal and deathcore are nowhere near alike, apart from the small factor that they both slow down sometimes, one breaks down, the other slams, which is different.
Listen to Human MIncer, Devourment, Abominable Putridity, Cephalotripsy and Katalepsy and see what I mean.
“Slam Death Metal and deathcore are nowhere near alike”
Nowhere? not exactly, look at begging for incest, awaiting for an autopsy and human rejection. These are zones as ‘brutal slam’ or inflluenced by deathcore. This is bordering deathcore but yes most slam as explained by myself [TheMostFaggitInHere says] above.
http://www.last.fm/group/Slam+Death+Metal/forum/105189/_/537570
BFI and AFAA are WTC clones almost, Im not a fan of these guys at all. Human Rejection are cool, but grow kinda tiring, Im a member of the Slam death metal group on last.fm :D.
I find that deathcore and slam are not similar due purely to the sound, deathcore has no intensity or drive, and the grooves are poor, whereas slam has a shitload of all three.
I do not agree with you on awaiting the autopsy nor begging for incest being WTC clones, assuming that Brutal slam infeluences have been around since way before this band even started. I also disagree that there is no influence at all with deathcore when there is a whole section of slam. Deathcore, doesn’t have any drive only if you listen to the ones that cash in for the breakdowns. But deathcore like Despised Icon is alright, it is groovy and it does the job, apply slams to this you have brutal slam.
isnt slam already Slamming brutal death metal, so how can there be brutal slamming brutal death metal, anyways man, its cool, Im just not big on deathcore at all, I hate hardcore, and it stems from that, you dont have to agree with me. I didnt mean deathcore is not influenced by slam, I meant slam has no deathcore influences, im just saying thats how I feel. In all fairness, a band like Devourment sounds nothing like whitechapel for instance, to me.
god this guy should watch bruno im sure he’d walk out of the theater, fucking idiot.
i can’t stand this shit, these deathcore and metalbore bands are the new fucking wave of nu metal
Theatre*
Metalcore*
Anyway, it is not the ‘new fucking wave of nu metal’ as you so eloquently put it. Nu-metal 95-present, Slam death metal 91- present, wigger slam 97-present, fast slam/ epic slam (brutal slamming death metal) 97-present. So how does that work? Nu-metal influenced an earlier process. Thats like saying the cleansing in Serbia influenced the Holocaust, no sense.
Oh crap i read it wrong, still metalcore and deathcore are off hardcore and metal (one death metal one traditional). Wrong move on.