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Fuckin' Danzig, The Webernets

STOP THE PRESSES: GLENN DANZIG IS ON TWITTER

 Friday, May 15th, 2009 at 12:05pm by

danzigI mean, there’s no way this is actually Glenn Danzig, but good God, whoever is running @DANZIG deserves a major fucking pat on the back for coming up with gems like these:

I’ve never liked the word “spunky”
1:14 PM Apr 4th from web

my patience has worn thinner than my hairline lately.
10:43 PM Mar 23rd from web

No I am not going to be on a VH1 dating show, so stop asking.
1:14 AM Mar 7th from web

heading to the nail salon to get my pinky nail sharpened, brb
8:25 AM Feb 28th from web

standing in a clearing at the edge of the woods shaking a baby in my mouth
12:08 AM Feb 27th from web

Pure. Comic. Gold. Thanks to loooongtime MS Maniac (and Twitter-phobe) hibernum for sending this one in.

-VN

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  • Bill

    you do realize that twitter is how we would all communicate had the nazis won world war 2?
    141 characters? NEIN!!!!

  • gnarlk

    yaaaaaams!!!

  • http://www.crackcesshollywood.com Farhaad

    I wonder if Danzig really lives in Los Feliz. I work like 5 minutes from that area. I’m going to go on a scavenger hunt for an overrated rock star it looks like!

  • Jasahn

    @Farhaad

    Metal Inquisition has done a piece on Danzig’s, among other metal guy’s, home.

    http://metalinquisition.blogspot.com/2008/06/metal-inquisition-investigative-report.html

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      We got a reply button now, we don’t hafta @ people

      • Jasahn

        Thanks. I know it says 1:16 PM on the post time, but it was 10:16 AM for me. Sometimes not that sharp in the morning!

  • Gothian

    LOL….. to me seems like it is, indeed, the man itself

  • Brock

    The sharpening of the pinky nail is priceless.

  • blen genton

    that last comment is from a scene in the home video danzig put out in like 90-91. its the part where he shows the viewers his book collection and makes himself look like a weirdo showing you all this strange shit he reads.