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DOUCHEBAG ALERT!

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romeo roseLadies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Romeo Rose.

  1. Obnoxious pseudonym? Check.
  2. Tacky website that looks like it was made in 1996? Check.
  3. Owns the .com, .net and .org which all point to completely different websites (all equally cheesy)? Check.
  4. Ridiculous-looking custom guitar? Check.
  5. God pose in press photo? Check.
  6. Biography that indulges in every press release stereotype in the book? Check.
  7. Average to below-average chops? Check.
  8. Also claims to be an artist and a poet? Check.
  9. etc.

Yup, looks like… smells like… tastes like… yes folks, it’s a douchebag! In addition to being a “living Legend, a National Treasure, a [sic] Icon” of course. Congratulations, Romeo Rose. You make the rest of us proud of our meager existences. Thanks to MS Maniac RobotScythe for sending this in.

-VN

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