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DOUCHEBAG ALERT!

 Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 at 3:20pm by

romeo roseLadies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Romeo Rose.

  1. Obnoxious pseudonym? Check.
  2. Tacky website that looks like it was made in 1996? Check.
  3. Owns the .com, .net and .org which all point to completely different websites (all equally cheesy)? Check.
  4. Ridiculous-looking custom guitar? Check.
  5. God pose in press photo? Check.
  6. Biography that indulges in every press release stereotype in the book? Check.
  7. Average to below-average chops? Check.
  8. Also claims to be an artist and a poet? Check.
  9. etc.

Yup, looks like… smells like… tastes like… yes folks, it’s a douchebag! In addition to being a “living Legend, a National Treasure, a [sic] Icon” of course. Congratulations, Romeo Rose. You make the rest of us proud of our meager existences. Thanks to MS Maniac RobotScythe for sending this in.

-VN

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  • myke

    looks like a fag too and nice name asshole

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Isn’t that Prince’s guitar?

    • Selaphiel

      Prince’s guitar is way cooler.

      And Prince fucking rocks.

      • \m/Eluveitie\m/

        You’re right…this one actually looks inflatable…

  • NPC

    The world needs more people like Romeo Rose.

    • Toxteth O’Grady

      To make acceptable targets for brick throwing.

    • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose

      the world isn’t big enough for two of me, I’m larger than life

  • Bill

    that is quite possibly the ugliest guitar i have ever seen.

  • Sacajawea

    I’m pretty sure this guy is intended to be a joke. God I hope so.

  • Nigel

    This has to be a joke, and that is what I am going to keep telling myself

  • alex

    it is a joke.. watch his youtube videos…

    • RobotScythe

      No. He’s completely serious. I think he was on Judge Judy recently.

      • RobotScythe

        He sued a guy because he got a crappy tattoo of some girlfriend. So he went and go the same tattoo done on the other arm by another artist. Now he’s suing him for the price of the tattoo and the price of removing the first one.

        • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose

          the judge judy show was fun, it was a free vacation to west hollywood for 3 days. it was awesome

  • WookieBastage

    His guitar is named Juliet, this is just so bad.

    • Cougar Party

      oh….my…..god.

    • navajo joe

      i think it says duliet if you look close

  • brendan

    From Sam’s BBQ video:

    “The food is good and the sauce can’t be beat.”

    Brava.

  • Sammy

    I honestly cannot tell if he’s serious or if he’s like those early-in-the-season delusional American Idol stains who have terrible friends (who let them believe they’re talented).

  • Drew

    Dudes, I was having a totally shite day, but experiencing Romeo Rose has really made me turn my frown upside down. Remember, he is a artist.

    • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose

      That’s right! I am an artist, I am Romeo Rose & I pimp the Picasso’s

  • Toxteth O’Grady

    Wasn’t one Stevie Ray Vaughn enough?

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    I can beat that…look at THIS douche!

    http://www.ericmantel.com/

    • Wretched Adams

      OH MY GOD IT IS A FLASH WEBSITE. With the neverending annoying background jingle, too.

      Douchebags add the lolz to the world. We need ‘em for the laughs and the relentless brick-throwing from us.

  • Captain Blacklung

    Metal sucks needs to sponser an award for the most pretentious, self-aggrandizing, vile custom guitar on earth. Watch out *spoiler alert*: this goose wins. The award, getting every inch of that eyesore shoved down this wankers throat, base first. Maybe it’ll improve his singing.
    This swine is definitely in line for the plank.

    Sincerely Australia’s fourth most significant heavy metal pirate blogger.

  • I

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ohhhhh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That is priceless.

  • Elitist Fuck

    Have you seen the shit he tries to pass of as “art”?

    • Elitist Fuck

      “Off”, not “of”. Typo.

    • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose

      people said the same thing about Jackson Pollock, haha

  • Renli

    There have been several songs written about Romeo Rose, such as “Sam’s BBQ”, “The Romeo Rose Sucks Shit Blues”, and “Susan’s Song”, in which Romeo rose has been lambasted and taunted. You can check them out on my soundclick page, Nuclear Priest II.

  • http://myspace.com/mykee666 Metal Mykee

    “I Am Your Religious Experience”

    I am God.
    I am the Devil.
    I am what you need.
    I am what you want.

    - Romeo Rose -

    • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

      MOAR LIEK

      “I Am Your Most Awkward Experience”

      I am a Douche
      I am the Douche.
      I am what you need to hit with a brick.
      I am what you want to beat up and light on fire.

      - Romeo Rose -

  • THE CARL

    This is one of those moments where you think you are living in an SNL bit because no one in real life cauld be such a douche and yet take themselves so seriously.

    uh chilling.

  • Pat

    Loks like his website was designed in 1995.

  • Lord Valve

    You folks have no idea. This nasty puke put a vid on YouTube rejoicing in the death of Eric Clapton’s son. He left a long, rambling, incoherent message on my answering service during which he suggested I should dig my dead mother’s corpse up and fuck it. This turd isn’t just a poser, he’s a violent and malevolent creep who’s almost certainly mentally ill. The fact that he can neither keep time, play in tune, nor sing better than a dog is secondary. If he were on fire, I wouldn’t piss on him.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Oh man that is one of my favorite posts ever. I would love to see the custom guitar case he has to carry that beast around in.

    • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose

      right now i just carry it in a keyboard case, skb.

  • yanky

    no no no please tell me this is a joke

    • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose

      It’s no joke just google me “Romeo Rose” on google

  • The Hate Machine

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahahahahahahahahaha. Delusion runs deep. yes it does. There is so muchtalent out there and this bag of douche gets attention. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahahahahahahahahaha

  • cyrollan

    i love the internet so much. there’s such a variety of comedy on it, that people can mistake something like this for seroiusness.

    i for one laughed for 2 hours straight.

  • http://www.romeorose.com Romeo Rose
  • dirtypeebo

    Hey this dude is actully pretty kick ass!!

    • Lord Valve

      Tell me – how long have you been profoundly deaf?

    • navajo joe

      he’s just a wimpy little fuckall.

      his real name is Laramie Busby and he’s living off social security or his grandmothers money. A sick fruit indeed.

      but at the end of the day, nut job or not, one can’t help but wanna kick his ass for all the mean things he’s posted about women, minorities, and SRV.

      SRV may not be your cup of tea, but he did reach a lot of people, and turn people onto more roots music. Busby is just a lame, fuckin jack off.

      • John

        When he was on ‘Judge Judy’ (and he is proud of this) he was a Telemarketer, so maybe he isn’t living off his granny. He’s annoying the hell out of people at work all day and at then in the evening with his music store licks.

  • Goatboy

    A new musical genre called E.S.C.A.P.E. OK so E is for Ethereal and S is for Surreal, what about the C.A.P.E.? If it means he wears a cape I’m buying the album!

  • terrybeans84

    everybodys got to have a dream

  • blackplates

    snip:
    “Yup, looks like… smells like… tastes like… yes folks, it’s a douchebag! ”

    “tastes”?? you not only know what douchebags taste like, but you assume that everyone else does too?

    No wonder “Lord Valve” hangs out here. I think that is a seriously douchebaggy picture. and yes most “metal” so called, does suck. but so does everything else you artless souless children listen to these days. But dont mind me, i got here accidentaly after i googled: “Lord valve is a douchbag”..

  • John

    Romeo Rose is a character played by Ray Romano.