Comments on: EURONYMOUS TAKES HIS REVENGE FROM THE BEYOND, CASTS WOMAN AS VARG VIKERNES IN BLACK METAL MOVIE

By: High

High — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 16:52:10 +0000

I hear Robert Pattinson is playing Dead.

By: Devon

Devon — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:31:18 +0000

ya he’s not playing varg anymore

By: Apokalypsen

Apokalypsen — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:05:52 +0000

Well I’m not okay with this. This is fucking silly. I don’t really care that the actor from Twilight is playing Varg, except for the inevitable flood of fat mallgoths who are going to claim that they like black metal now. My concern lies in the fact that Varg hates LOC. There are many quotes where he expresses this. They could have made a movie with actual facts, instead of misconstrued lies by some random journalists who wanted to make money.

By: phale

phale — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:23:30 +0000

according to wikipedia, varg got out of prison around the time this item was posted. i wonder if they will hire him as a consultant.

By: sidni

sidni — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:44:31 +0000

why hasn’t anyone mentioned the hair and makeup that actors go through
to do biopics?
and plus just because he had a small part in twilight doesn’t mean shit
kirsten stewart is fine as shit
and she’s doing a joan jett biopic.
so i think all these whining metal fans should just be glad
that they’re making a fucking movie out of metal
that wont be a disgrace to the genre (like Decline of Western Civilization Part 2, Some Kind of Monster, etc.)

By: Revrant

Revrant — Sun, 24 May 2009 09:55:37 +0000

I see no issue with this, I can’t stand shit like Twilight but oddly enough many Black Metal musicians are unnaturally pretty for metal musicians, I blame Switzerland.

But I always blame Switzerland.

So I’m blaming Norway.

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Sat, 23 May 2009 18:53:46 +0000

God, I’m going to have to go to beat all the stupid females over the head who just go to see this actor.

By: 20 eyes

20 eyes — Sat, 23 May 2009 16:54:08 +0000

i think varg should do some more prison time on behalf of black metal.
if ya get my drift.

(and kill, whoever wants to cast this chick)

By: TurdFerguson

TurdFerguson — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:33:19 +0000

I saw Jackson Rathbone in Big Stan. in that movie he played a long haired pussy who was scared of being raped in prison, so i don’t know why he’s being typecast again.

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:50:06 +0000

Don’t tease me: That dude would totally nail it.

No, really.

Love and Rockets,
Shinaain

By: grymmbear

grymmbear — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:49:58 +0000

So does this mean that Jack Black is Euronymous?

By: Brandon

Brandon — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:14:02 +0000

Fail and epic fail.

By: Patton

Patton — Fri, 22 May 2009 06:47:22 +0000

Hmm as a counterweight they should get Sylvester Stallone to play Euronymous.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:39:26 +0000

Damn, I was looking forward to this movie.

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:54:50 +0000

And that, people, is why it’s called Acting.

Love and Rockets,
Shinaain

By: Rik

Rik — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:24:48 +0000

A movie about the history of black metal? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Okay I’m done.

By: Brock

Brock — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:10:39 +0000

To be honest, I could see it. Varg isn’t exactly metal looking. Also, Mayhem sucks.

By: Strapping Young Lad

Strapping Young Lad — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:37:58 +0000

that would be awesome. This movie should be pretty cool. And lets be honest… we’re all just jealous because this guy’s way prettier than we are.

By: DeaThrash

DeaThrash — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:42:41 +0000

I agree with the pussy, Joaquin did an awesome job as Johnny Cash.

By: d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:23:46 +0000

It’s coming out the same day as the movie with Jerry Seinfeld as Buddy Holly, The Soup Nazi as Richie Valens, and Wayne Knight as the Big Bopper.