Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HUMONGOUS PACKAGE FULL OF SPINEFARM RECORDS AND CHILDREN OF BODOM GOODIES

By: wendy

wendy — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:32:12 +0000

New Wave of Death Metal vocals training session – I’ll give you GUTURAL!!!!! MUAH HA HA HA…….

By: Maverick

Maverick — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:26:50 +0000

condoms are easier to flush

By: xXxDarkfoxXx

xXxDarkfoxXx — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:03:41 +0000

” The creation of emo”

By: menucha fuchs

menucha fuchs — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:00:24 +0000

daddy said i has a lil ass soo ive gotta use a lil seat but i fink my ass is big nuff cuz daddys ass is like my ass

By: yes

yes — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:43:57 +0000

“Why is all of this stuff in my bath tub??!!!?”

By: darkdragon

darkdragon — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:11:31 +0000

I come from the water.

By: pat green

pat green — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:21:47 +0000

I thought Metallica was kidding when they said ‘metal up your ass’!

By: Froogle

Froogle — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:58:34 +0000

“It’s for your own good Son, Limp Bizkit have reunited”

By: Biff Tanner

Biff Tanner — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:05:05 +0000

I can’t believe I at the whole thing!!!!

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:57:14 +0000

Lars Ulrich moments after hearing Death Magnetic leaked.

By: Christian

Christian — Sat, 30 May 2009 07:43:52 +0000

He was just so obsessed with metallica…

“I just wanted to ride the lightning so bad!”

By: Fat Matt Purple Haze

Fat Matt Purple Haze — Fri, 29 May 2009 20:31:17 +0000

On the heals of the success of his Arnold Schwarzenegger spoof band “Austrian Death Machine”, Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying fame has recruited his 2 year old nephew to front his new “Potty Mouth” inspired supergroup As I Sit In A Toilet Crying. Also featured playing lead guitar in the band will be none other than Buckethead’s 3 year old son, Shithead

By: Fat Matt Purple Haze

Fat Matt Purple Haze — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:44:02 +0000

By: Crisis

Crisis — Fri, 29 May 2009 10:30:27 +0000

That las t step is a doozey

By: Crisis

Crisis — Fri, 29 May 2009 10:29:58 +0000

Its down the drain from here on out

By: Ted Sheckler

Ted Sheckler — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:26:37 +0000

iwrestledaterdonce

By: Nick Flowers

Nick Flowers — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:08:11 +0000

“MOMMY!!! I WAS LISTENING TO THE NEWEST TOO PURE TO DIE ALBUM AND I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF BUT I DID SOMETHING WRONG AND NOW IM STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!”

By: Dane

Dane — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:28:32 +0000

for the win

By: Dane

Dane — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:21:22 +0000

Hello, hello!
I came out of the toilet bowl,
So come sit down, and let it flow,
so I can have something to eat.

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:20:33 +0000

Ok, the recipe calls for 1 cup “Krunk”, 1 cup Cher and 1 cup Screamo. Then we sacrifice a child to the Almighty Sewer King. Alright I think I got this…HOLY SHIT!!!!

And so brokeNCYDE was born