Comments on: CANNIBAL CORPSE GUITARIST, GOLF INSTRUCTOR. LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.

By: ritchie dehaan

ritchie dehaan — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:32:30 +0000

f#@Kn funny as wot the fuck

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:13:35 +0000

Facemelter

By: Old Skool Metal

Old Skool Metal — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:10:36 +0000

I live in AZ and if you’ve never experienced an AZ summer, it’s brutal as fuck. If Rusay’s playing golf in 105 degree weather, THAT’S METAL AS FUCK!!!!!!

By: Open Golf

Open Golf — Fri, 29 May 2009 10:04:45 +0000

hey thanks for this news i realy like it.

By: ERiK

ERiK — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:14:59 +0000

I understand how he doesn’t want to glorify the fact that the band he toured with was indeed the legendary Cannibal Corpse. It doesn’t fit into what he’s doing now, but many golfers will respect the fact that he was a bonafide musician at one point.

Good for him getting a job at all in this economy.

By: Hugh DoVoodoo

Hugh DoVoodoo — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:59:55 +0000

RELATED BUT TRUE FACT: Biohazard’s old drummer is now a car salesman.

By: noel

noel — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:30:03 +0000

last time I checked, you dont go into a death metal band for money…

By: d e v o n

d e v o n — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:08:57 +0000

Old news, but a classic story for the br00tal metal community.

Some of the links are dead, but:

http://www.theheavyduty.com/2006/08/death-rules-fairway_27.html

By: PD

PD — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:26:34 +0000

I second that…just because it’s a lot of peoples’ dreams to play metal in a successful band doesn’t mean it’s EVERYBODY’s. Gotta be happy with life.

By: PD

PD — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:23:57 +0000

I’m surprised it took this long lol.

By: Whittemore

Whittemore — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:42:23 +0000

20 eyes..

you made me lol

By: THE CARL

THE CARL — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:30:56 +0000

In Centuries of Torment they talked about how this guy was pretty devastated when they kicked him out and that he kind of fell of the face of the earth and no one had any idea what happened to him so its nice to see that his life worked out for him.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Thu, 28 May 2009 05:27:44 +0000

Neck yes, back no

By: RyanK

RyanK — Thu, 28 May 2009 05:14:31 +0000

There’s probably a lot more money in being a golf instructor, and I’m positive it’s easier on your neck than death metal. Kudos to this guy, he’s probably living a sweet life.

By: 20 eyes

20 eyes — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:30:36 +0000

i think its time for some combinations of corspe titles and golf uhh, stuff…. here we go..

Club Smashed Face

Stripped, raped and handicapped

Pounded into Sand

um…

Skull full of tees

Entrails ripped from an Instructors cunt

Five flags through the neck

Beyond the Green

By: big_metal_al

big_metal_al — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:24:37 +0000

Yeah, besides grammar, I agree.

By: oblivion

oblivion — Thu, 28 May 2009 00:50:38 +0000

where was he a year ago wen they were doing centuries in torrment?
it would have been nice to have his imput.. tho hed look completley out of place and basically have a giant fail stamped on his head. but good for him none the less

By: Blake

Blake — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:56:44 +0000

+1.

By: facefacefack

facefacefack — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:59:23 +0000

It wasn’t his choice. It was what he had to fall back on because the other members of CC booted him out.

By: metalguy

metalguy — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:15:19 +0000

its still weird to wonder what this guy must think, going from the most notorious death metal band ever and then being this. i just cant see how he can transition like that. but its his life and if hes cool with it i am to