I AM ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE PIZZAS ON THE MENU
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl Rosenberg
The always wise and all-knowing Anton OyVey recently tipped us off to the fact that a Brooklyn pizzeria, Roberta’s, apparently has a pizza called the Axl Rosenberg (see menu above). I briefly considered suing before deciding, at Vince’s behest, that the menschier thing to do was investigate.
So intrepid MetalSucks correspondant (and the oldest MetalSucks Maniac) Tommy Stinsonbaum called the joint and, as the story goes, a Jewish employee once dressed as Axl Rose for Halloween and… well, what the fuck that has to do with double garlic jalapenos and sopressata is beyond me.
But I do love mushrooms.
-AR
Thats funny, I own a pizza shop maybe we could name a pizza after the real Axl! What would we put on it?
heroin and extra cheese
LMAO
FTW
used tampons
Gefilte fish
String cheese
peyote and extra cheese.
other then the Extra Cheese and maybe the Heroine I’m not sure what other of these ingredients we could use.
God Forbid’s sausages
+1
Can I get you to go?
I am not gonna run the risk of getting Axl sauce on my shirt
HEYOOOOOO
Roberta’s is the shit.
An Axl Rosenberg pizza can only be hand tossed.
Why don’t any of these pizzas have meat on them?
weeeaaaaakkk
I take it you don’t know what a real pizza has on it. By “real”, I mean Italian.
Mas puttana baffangu!!! i like my pizza made of YOU!!!!