MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE LIST

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 at 4:30pm by MetalSucks

Yeserday we told you that we’re making a list.

Here are some (but not all) of the bands that are, for better or worse, not eligible to appear on this list.

Alice in Chains
At the Gates
Atheist
Black Flag
Black Sabbath
Carcass
Carnage
Carnivore
Cinderella
Cryptic Slaughter
Dark Angel
Death
Deadguy
Exhorder
Faith No More
Mercyful Fate
Mr. Bungle
Nirvana
Only Living Witness
Quicksand
Sacred Reich
Siege
Snot
Soundgarden
Repulsion
Vio-lence
White Zombie


65 COMMENTS on “MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE LIST”

  1. is the list……awesome bands that have formed since the mid 90’s?

  2. Go Pens! says:

    This is starting to sound like Megadeth (MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU INTEND TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT) except that you you have stipulations for unannounced things.

    • GO RED WINGS! says:

      I just had to reply because I hate the penguins…Red Wings back-to-back!

      • RED WINGS FUCK YEAH! says:

        Red Wings [rĕd wingz]:

        Verb:

        The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to engage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman’s period.

  3. phale says:

    this list of bands that will not appear on your list is indeed a list, and satisfies the requirement set out in the previous post that you will make a list. nicely done.

  4. Pooper McFartpants says:

    Well it definitely ain’t a list of bands that Vince & Axl fellate each other to, cause AIC, FNM, and dare I say Cinderella would likely all make appearances…

  5. Crunch240sx says:

    Why Tool isnt on the list??

  6. Farhaad says:

    Something to do with Heroin..

  7. Bill says:

    Well all of these bands have broken up at some point, some have reformed (AIC, Carcass, etc.) Not sure where this list is going though. Best bands to never have broken up?

  8. Spoonz says:

    Yeah was gonna say pretty sure all these bands have at one point broken up for one reason or another(death, fighting, etc). So your list will be bands celebrating their silver anniversary?

  9. Fink says:

    Something to do with losing their front man?

  10. Willie says:

    Well, none of these bands have released a studio album this decade, so I’m guessing it must be best albums of the ’00s. What do I win?

  11. All Out War says:

    Reunions.

  12. HueyLewisandTheFaceless says:

    Bad fuggin ass man.

  13. Patton says:

    Is it gonna be a list of bands that are shit ? All the bands that aren’t eligible, are rather awesome.

  14. Anus Apache says:

    The list is Bands that we Wish were still with us. (In original form)

  15. Pacey says:

    its to do with frontmen, nirvana=cobain, vio-lence = rob flynn, death =chuck, soundgarden=cornell
    mercyful fate = king diamond

    bands whom u love/hate the frontmen of? bands where the front man calously left to make more money on his own leaving the band as an empty carcass to rot?

  16. rob says:

    hmmmm i a list of old bands that didnt break up. since the bands above have broken up, a lot reunited though…….

  17. Mike says:

    Most of these bands were the forefathers of a brand new musical genre trend.

  18. Brett says:

    most influential.

  19. Anger Unmanagement says:

    All the bands Devin Townsend wasnt in…. I knew it!

  20. Conduit says:

    I’m guessing the list will be something along the lines of bands who sound like Isuckedoffadudeonce

  21. Malacoda says:

    You’re all retarded. This is bands that ARE NOT on the list. ARE NOT. Read the fucking instructions.

  22. Joshie says:

    Hmm… didn’t see Hollywood Undead on the list….this must mean something……

  23. Austin Milbarge says:

    Just remember to make a copy of the list. Then put that copy in a safe place in case you lose the original.

  24. dr j says:

    It has to do something with Best Frontmen or something.

  25. Tim says:

    Well, I don’t know all of them, but as far as I know those are all American bands. Am I on to something, or do I fail?

  26. bear wizard says:

    if carcass aren’t on it i don’t care

  27. Uglymicrowave says:

    this is a list…so there’s ya list

  28. Davidian16 says:

    @Willie: nah, Death Angel’s released a couple albums this decade, so.

    • Willie says:

      They have, but Death Angel isn’t on the list. Death is, and so is Dark Angel.

      I still think I win, and deserve my prize of an autographed 8×10 from the dude in this week’s caption contest. That’s fuckin’ killer right there.

  29. Vlad says:

    Well it must be a “bad” list if the greatest metal band of all time ever, period – Black Sabbath – isn’t on it.

  30. this is not the list, it’s just a tribute

  31. Joshie says:

    Hmm…Megadeth isn’t on the list… nor is Strapping Young Lad….Top Redheads in Metal?

  32. Cavorka says:

    Jeey!!! Sacred Reich!!!

  33. TurdFerguson says:

    Is this a list of bands who’s frontman made me question my sexuality at one time or another?

  34. Does this mean Motley Crue is still eligible?

  35. Elitist Fuck says:

    I’m going for bands that would have been sodomized by the members of GWAR and/or Manowar.

  36. hibernum says:

    All these bands broke up at some point. Some got back together in some form or another…At the Gates reunion tour. Some not; Nirvana. At least that’s my guess, some of these bands are baffling. Only living witness?? Who?

    I guess none of them have released a new “studio” album in forever and a day. But wouldn’t you hate a new Carcass song if it sounded anything like what Jeff Walker has been up to lately? Welcome to Carcass Cuntry anyone?

    So yeah, I really hope this list doesn’t result in a new Carnivore album or something. Though I guess Mercyful Fate released new MF records after the original lineup broke up and King Diamond went solo, but it didn’t have the classic line up with Hank and Michael. Speaking of which…

    Can I embed?

    If not:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFCwDU3bw4

  37. John says:

    Death and deadguy aren’t on the list, I’m not interested.

  38. Dan Wolfson says:

    The list must be Least Influential Metal Bands

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