MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE LIST
Thursday, May 28th, 2009 at 4:30pm by MetalSucksYeserday we told you that we’re making a list.
Here are some (but not all) of the bands that are, for better or worse, not eligible to appear on this list.
Alice in Chains
At the Gates
Atheist
Black Flag
Black Sabbath
Carcass
Carnage
Carnivore
Cinderella
Cryptic Slaughter
Dark Angel
Death
Deadguy
Exhorder
Faith No More
Mercyful Fate
Mr. Bungle
Nirvana
Only Living Witness
Quicksand
Sacred Reich
Siege
Snot
Soundgarden
Repulsion
Vio-lence
White Zombie











is the list……awesome bands that have formed since the mid 90’s?
early 90’s *
This is starting to sound like Megadeth (MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU INTEND TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT) except that you you have stipulations for unannounced things.
I just had to reply because I hate the penguins…Red Wings back-to-back!
Red Wings [rĕd wingz]:
Verb:
The act of sacrificing ones honor and dignity to engage in deep vaginal oral sex during a woman’s period.
this list of bands that will not appear on your list is indeed a list, and satisfies the requirement set out in the previous post that you will make a list. nicely done.
lol
Well it definitely ain’t a list of bands that Vince & Axl fellate each other to, cause AIC, FNM, and dare I say Cinderella would likely all make appearances…
hello friend, i like your name
Thats cute…. I mean br00tal.
Why Tool isnt on the list??
This is the not on the list list, what list are you talking about?
Something to do with Heroin..
Well all of these bands have broken up at some point, some have reformed (AIC, Carcass, etc.) Not sure where this list is going though. Best bands to never have broken up?
That’s what I’m thinking.
At The Gates broke up
Yeah was gonna say pretty sure all these bands have at one point broken up for one reason or another(death, fighting, etc). So your list will be bands celebrating their silver anniversary?
Something to do with losing their front man?
Nope…
Well, none of these bands have released a studio album this decade, so I’m guessing it must be best albums of the ’00s. What do I win?
yeah their probably getting an early start at best of the 2000’s
didn’t ‘Snot’ just release an album a couple months ago?
Reunions.
Nirvana?
I’m going with bands that broke up/ ended in the 90s.
Bad fuggin ass man.
Is it gonna be a list of bands that are shit ? All the bands that aren’t eligible, are rather awesome.
The list is Bands that we Wish were still with us. (In original form)
its to do with frontmen, nirvana=cobain, vio-lence = rob flynn, death =chuck, soundgarden=cornell
mercyful fate = king diamond
bands whom u love/hate the frontmen of? bands where the front man calously left to make more money on his own leaving the band as an empty carcass to rot?
I’m pretty sure dying doesn’t qualify as “callously leaving”.
well if anyone paid attention, this list is saying WHAT ISN’T GOING TO BE ON THE LIST.
friendly little tip
hmmmm i a list of old bands that didnt break up. since the bands above have broken up, a lot reunited though…….
Most of these bands were the forefathers of a brand new musical genre trend.
most influential.
This is probably it….
Nope. Faith No More are HIGHLY influential.
All the bands Devin Townsend wasnt in…. I knew it!
That’s it!
I’m guessing the list will be something along the lines of bands who sound like Isuckedoffadudeonce
You’re all retarded. This is bands that ARE NOT on the list. ARE NOT. Read the fucking instructions.
Sorry, not all of you. Most of you.
Hmm… didn’t see Hollywood Undead on the list….this must mean something……
no brokencyde either
Just remember to make a copy of the list. Then put that copy in a safe place in case you lose the original.
It has to do something with Best Frontmen or something.
Well, I don’t know all of them, but as far as I know those are all American bands. Am I on to something, or do I fail?
Black Sabbath
Carcass
At The Gates
Carnage
Mercyful Fate
None of these are American
none of them are from the east coast…
if carcass aren’t on it i don’t care
this is a list…so there’s ya list
@Willie: nah, Death Angel’s released a couple albums this decade, so.
They have, but Death Angel isn’t on the list. Death is, and so is Dark Angel.
I still think I win, and deserve my prize of an autographed 8×10 from the dude in this week’s caption contest. That’s fuckin’ killer right there.
Well it must be a “bad” list if the greatest metal band of all time ever, period – Black Sabbath – isn’t on it.
this is not the list, it’s just a tribute
+1
Hmm…Megadeth isn’t on the list… nor is Strapping Young Lad….Top Redheads in Metal?
Uh, who was a redhead in SYL? And Michael Amott, he’s a redhead.
Jeey!!! Sacred Reich!!!
sean connery
I agree, definitely sean connery.
Is this a list of bands who’s frontman made me question my sexuality at one time or another?
Does this mean Motley Crue is still eligible?
I’m going for bands that would have been sodomized by the members of GWAR and/or Manowar.
All these bands broke up at some point. Some got back together in some form or another…At the Gates reunion tour. Some not; Nirvana. At least that’s my guess, some of these bands are baffling. Only living witness?? Who?
I guess none of them have released a new “studio” album in forever and a day. But wouldn’t you hate a new Carcass song if it sounded anything like what Jeff Walker has been up to lately? Welcome to Carcass Cuntry anyone?
So yeah, I really hope this list doesn’t result in a new Carnivore album or something. Though I guess Mercyful Fate released new MF records after the original lineup broke up and King Diamond went solo, but it didn’t have the classic line up with Hank and Michael. Speaking of which…
Can I embed?
If not:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFCwDU3bw4
Death and deadguy aren’t on the list, I’m not interested.
The list must be Least Influential Metal Bands