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I’M GONNA GET A HOODIE WITH A PICTURE OF A HOODIE ON IT

 Monday, June 1st, 2009 at 2:35pm by

hoodie hoodieThe hoodie to end all hoodies? The Deciblog says so. And we can hardly disagree:

The hardcore scene is not exactly known for having remarkable fashion sense. But one item is required of all hardcore kids: the hoodie. Exhibit A. Exhibit B. Exhibit C. Exhibit D. It’s the equivalent of a ten-gallon hat on a cowboy, dredlocks on a Rasta, and boobs on a Hooters waitress. The hoodie-on-hoodie action is something forRené Descartes to figure out. “I wear a hoodie, therefore I am hardcore” seems to be the prevailing fashion philosophy among scenesters and bands alike. So if I wear a hoodie that displays a hoodie, does my hardcore quotient increase? Am I pushing the boundaries of what it means to BE hardcore? Am I pledging allegiance not to hardcore but to the humble hoodie itself? Or am I just a shmuck?

I NEED one! Anyone wanna buy me one? I’ll be your best friend. (Hey… it worked once…). I wonder what Beavis and Butthead would think of this? Ah, yes:

Butt Tattoo

-VN

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  • Muzikwhore

    ……..really?……..

  • http://www.twitter.com/waynegraham Wayne

    A hoodie with a hoodie?!? We’re at the nexus of the universe.

  • http://www.myspace.com/437666934 Noel

    you know, Id buy IF the hoodie on the hoodie had a hoodie on it….but, well, whadya gonna do…

  • http://www.last.fm/user/BootScraperSean Anger Unmanagement

    waow. A hoodie on a hoodie, who’da thunk it? It is silly though…. I vote a hat on a hat or sock on a sock, speaking of which i swear i saw some murderface socks somewhere on the internets. As metal as socks are.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Correction: Hardcore kids wear zip-up hoodies.

    They don’t wear regular pullovers.

  • NPC

    It’s a piece of fucking clothing.

    • Elitist Fuck

      … with a fucking hoodie on it.

  • DemonicLemming

    It’s not as bad as dividing by zero, but it’s pretty fucking close.

    I love going out to pick up some books or ammo, and seeing the emo/scene fucktards out, where half of the guys are wearing girl’s clothes, and the other half are wearing black hoodies….in the middle of fucking summer. Maybe Darwinism will step in soon and end the fucking morons – the guys in girls clothing get picked up by homosexually-repressed ex-cons, and the hoodie-wearing fucks all die from heat exhaustion.

  • http://aileenskids.com/girls-toddler-outerwear-sweaters-hoodies.aspx toddler girls outerwear

    I was actually looking for something else, then I stumbled on this. anyone bought you one yet?

  • Skunkd

    What the fuck is this page