Comments on: NEW NARROWS VIDEO IS BR00TAL WITH TWO CAPITAL ZEROS

By: The Chairman

The Chairman — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:43:33 +0000

Yeah I’m definitely gonna listen to more stuff by these guys. This is the first I’ve heard of them and I have to admit it’s a pretty great first impression.

By: dicknballs

dicknballs — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:09:22 +0000

Ayyyyy! You be welcome Craig.

By: Craig

Craig — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:09:53 +0000

Thanks to all the people commenting on the Narrows film…..even Mr Balls….

By: Hardcorebob

Hardcorebob — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:06:42 +0000

This actually isn’t the Gypsy Kids song but instead the Fourragere song off the same album. The video was hardcore to the bone, but what the hell, a fan made it and it is damn cool IMO. I like the song so I checked out the rest of the album. Damn good IMO. ;)

By: CJ

CJ — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:18:51 +0000

Seconded.

By: SonOF

SonOF — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:35:42 +0000

Wow, this is pretty cool. Never heard of this band before, I’m sort of interested now.

By: MackYourFace

MackYourFace — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:16:55 +0000

How can you not like Narrows? The 7″ was waaaayyyyy better as a whole, but New Distances is still a 6 or 7 star rated album. The people not enjoying this album are the same ones who comment on whether Disturbed is Nu-Metal or about how Ozzy Osbourne is suing former band mates. You know nothing of diversity and choose to nit-pick on bands that are actually creating quality music. Grow up.

By: Gary S.

Gary S. — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:00:02 +0000

I’ll be reviewing this awesome album next week on the site, but if you dig this track you’ll love the full-length on Deathwish.

By: Vince Klortho

Vince Klortho — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:29:13 +0000

Song – fail

Video – Not bad for free.

By: Conduit

Conduit — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:02:10 +0000

David Vrellen is my hero, dude is the man. If any of you haven’t tried out Botch yet get on that shit, and what the fuck would be thinking?

By: fightingmike

fightingmike — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:58:05 +0000

I like the song, pretty gnarly video. I understand it not being shown on myspace.

By: o0Stacey0o

o0Stacey0o — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:28:31 +0000

That was pretty fucking sweet dude. Fucked up, and totally disturbing. 4 out of 5 stars.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:44:36 +0000

You know DicknBalls, I didn’t wake up thinking I would write that. Thank you for allowing me to say that I have, in my life, been able to write “Dear DicknBalls…”. You’re also totally right, thanks for the edit – as it’s true, dicks and balls rarely are found separate from one another.

And to cross another one off my list…

Dear Ilovelesbians,
THANKS!!

-Nicole (I probably need a cooler internet name)

By: ilovelesbians

ilovelesbians — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:06:44 +0000

FINALLY METALSUCKS POSTS SOMETHING ABOUT A GOOD BAND!!!!! Narrows is fucking awesome, and the video is fucking sick. Maybe this will hopefully open the flood gates for more Deathwish related posts

By: crank

crank — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:00:08 +0000

I like this song. Slow trudging metal is always fun. Nice video as well!

By: dicknballs

dicknballs — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:07:06 +0000

Dear Nicole

When you woke up this morning, did you ever imagine that you would have ended up typing “Dear dick n balls” today? I find that rather amusing.

Hey, I can appreciate the time and effort that it took to make the video and if their friend made it independently of the band then obviously he is a fan and wanted to do something cool for them – that’s awesome. Christ my old band never managed to attract a fan, let alone one who wanted to make a video for us so obviously these guys are doing something right, kudos to them. I just thought it was a generic video for a shitty song and I, like every other internet dweller was making my opinion heard.

And by the way, it’s “dicknballs”, not “dick n balls”… they always come together, never separated.

By: Shep

Shep — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:59:00 +0000

That was distubring….

and I was about to eat dammit!

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:44:30 +0000

Dear dick n balls
Their friend made the video for them on his own, the band didn’t have anything to do with making the video, so the hypothetical conversation you posted in no way shape or form ever took place (for those reading who might take quotations as fact).
Thanks for sharing your opinion on the music while also poking fun at the way the metalsucks decided to present the news. Sorry you don’t enjoy the song and wasted your time watching the video.
I wish I could give you those few minutes of your life back.
-Nicole

By: bearbomb

bearbomb — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:37:14 +0000

Dude.

By: dicknballs

dicknballs — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:24:49 +0000

“So we have to make a video for a shitty song? How do we cover up the suckage of this band’s music”

“I know! Let’s make the video black and white and all choppy (as is the style of the times) and make it extra br00talz because br00talz is in right now”

“brilliant…but uh, the song still sucks”

“No, it’s br00talz..with two zeros”

“oohhhhhh”