SHITSTAIN UPDATE: NEW BROKENCYDE VIDEO
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 at 10:44am by Vince NeilsteinWhen will this horrible, horrible, horrible trend die out? Certainly not any time before June 16th, when Brokencyde’s new album, the appropriately titled I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It comes out. Tours like this one are criss-crossing the country, Revolver is shilling for Hollywood Undead, and there’s a new crunk-core band popping up on the radio seemingly every week. Times are grim, my friends.
Here’s Brokencyde’s new video for “Booty Call.” Watch, fear for the well-being of our nation’s children, then hit up @brokencyde on Twitter and tell them how much they blow.
-VN
And the dumbing down of society continues……
Please stop giving these guys free press.
The only thing that has any relation to any other genre (which is obviously what they’re attempting to do) is that douchesack with the shades who’s screaming like his mother Friday evenings.
It seems as though humanity has been sinking little by little. Only lately, we seem to have found a cinder block and chains…
@billybob
I agree. The thing is, I WOULD go on their twitter and tell them how much they blow, but I kinda think they feed of that negative energy. So I won’t.
What’s with that pig? It was in their other video too.
mascot or something, dunno don’t care :)
Naw, they’re not a deathcore or wigger slam band.
Hey Vince, how much are they paying you to post this stuff?
Obnoxious, sexist whigger fucks…
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
This is the first (and last) song I’ve heard from these posers. Do any of their songs feature these guys playing actual instruments? Because screaming does not make you rap metal, or whatever they’re trying to be. These guys make Kid Rock and Fred Durst look like fucking Lennon.
So you just need one guy screaming to qualify for -core?
Ok, it’s fun to point out these bands and say “Hey, look how terrible this is!” But you just posted:
- new album name and release date
- links to tour dates
- links to their Twitter
- their new video
This actually looks like genuine support in the guise of an insult. Which is just bullshit.
That’s exactly what I thought,
I can’t help but feel a little disappointed in MS…
So this is what it feels like to have someone shit in your ear.
Did he say “chocolate-covered booty patties”??
I was drinking hot coffee when I read that and it almost came out my nose from laughing so hard.
That “Let’s Get Freaky” song and video were a masterpiece of … something, I don’t know what. But people will still be watching that video in 10 years.
This is really derivative and forgettable. I am honestly disappointed. I had high hopes for this band.
= Justin
I agree with everyone who says stop covering these guys. It has absolutely no relation to the main content of this site and makes no sense to be included…even if you are getting paid for it.
i am ashamed to admit that i kinda liked this song. I still like Hollywood Undead
then leave this website. seriously? hollywood undead? that is total fucking garbage.. gtfo
i agree. tyler09 should be exiled from the metal universe.
And damn ashamed you SHOULD be.
WTF? I think u guys really enjoy posting this crap just to piss people off. It’s really funny but seriously you’re giving these guys attention which is all they want in the first place. I say to redeem yourselves you should post the video for Morbid Angel’s Rapture, to make up for making me want to vomit so early in the morning.
im still wondering why i sat here and listened to the whole song…
You’re a better man than I… I only lasted 30 seconds.
Hey, every new listener of this music is one less I will ever have to compete with for a job.
Well, unless you’re trying to get hired at Taco Bell…
The tits are what got me through.
Sorry, that reply was meant for basslogic above.
The aural equivalent of cramming a live wasp up your peehole.
I keeping hoping these idiots burn down a club during one of their shows, thus doing humanity a favor by removing both themselves and the people who think that this is music from the gene pool.
Or, failing that, they all die of the cumulative effects of a number of STDs.
LA fucking sucks.
I lasted watching it for 36 seconds. I can never get that back now…….thanks MS
Brokencyde posts or IWABO posts…what would you rather have? :-(
Pestilence.
Sadly, these guys make IWABO look like Iron Maiden.
awful
I have never listened to Brokencyde before, I have heard them mentioned before but never bothered to check them out.
When this video first began I honestly thought it was a joke, but it just didnt stop . . . . .
Lil Jon is a rapper who screams and rips off metal. Where is his post?
I suddenly wanna go to hot topic and by gauges for my ears
This is hopefully just a big joke in the Andy Samberg vein, but if not it just goes to show the horrible state of American pop culture and music. This bullshit makes me want to move to Europe where people actually value musicians and quality over fads and shit.
You really think so huh? That’s fucking adorable. Sure it’s easy to think the Europeans have this much wider appreciation for music, and that pop and fads don’t rule the roost, but I’d chalk it up to you being ignorant. The grass is always greener on the other side, and I’m sure they’d tell you that they have their own fair share of shit too.
this is the shittiest shit i’ve ever fucking… SHIT!!!!
Wow. That really is terrible. Never bothered to look them up, but now I see why they have a bad rep with MS.
I hope that video was an expensive trolling attempt.
Is it just me… or are the “members” of this “band” about 10 years younger than the girls they’re dancing with??
Seriously though… What was that one line?? Something about “drop dem panties down now” or something.. wow, the words of a premature ejaculator I’m sure… what a bunch of twats..
Let me get that booty call…………….words that will define a generation.
A girl I went to high school with actually dates one of the guys from this band….
she always was a fuckin whore
So then it’s no coincidence that these guys love to act like degenerates?
Wow E-40….you can do far better than this…far better
Really? I’d rather stick my dick in the oven.
Too much Autotune, not enough E-40.
I still love this band though.
you love this band? i’m confused. that doesn’t make sense.
Uh sorry, what?…
The fact is simply that it goes so far beyond shit that it sort of rebounds back again into awesome. I love this because its just so fasinating to watch unfold. Plus it seems to piss everyone off.
But seriously: E-40 pretty much phoned that one in. Jeez man, don’t you realize your are collaborating with what is possibly the future of music as we know it?
such rebounding doesnt occur. at best it could be funny because its so shit, but never awesome. you lose at life. and i still can’t tell if you’re serious or not, because it is incomprehensible that someone likes this garbage.
Yeah… Name Not Applicable stay behind the internets. The embarrassment that is this music is implausible, and the fact that you like them… *sigh* Made of fail.
Your sarcasm just broken the internet.
Okay, let me restate this. Its fucking catchy music, and the utter hilarity of it all just makes it that much better. You’re taking this music seriously, and thats whats putting you on automatic shittalk mode. This is entertainment, not high art. Don’t regard it as such.
im speechless from this retardation. go to their myspace and look at their names. the stupidity is mind-numbing. this band makes my ears hate me.
If you hate them so much, why are you promoting them so fucking hard? You’ve gone completely out of your way to give them press, and gave us more information then you have on good bands..
Metal Sucks, for once you are living up to your name
Uh Im gonna have to confess I watched a whole minute and a half. And then I was sick all over myself out of rage and then father christmas kicked my dog in the face out of shame for my soul which is now scarred with the shitstain which is this poor excuse of, what I dont even think is metal, music. Now really please stop posting stuff about this terrible terrible band, whilst I try and hammer out any memory of them.
In other news, have you heard the old singer from Haste The Day’s new band Trenches?
This band is almost as bad as IWABO.
I saw that they are playing Warped Tour this year; millions across the nation will have the privilege of witnessing how terrible this band is.
These guys don’t even play instruments? They just scream over crunk beats? I can understand a lot of trends, even if I hate them…but I don’t get this shit AT ALL.
Also still dont understand what crunk is
I agree with all the hateful comments about this band 110%. I HAVE had shit in my ear (grew up on a farm), and Twatencyde feels like someone took an ice pick and stabbed the shit in further.
you realiza as much as MS gives them exposure, when people search for brokencyde MS will pop up as well….. works both ways
realize*
I’ve never felt so embarrassed as i do right now for these guys…what a disgrace.
You’re a fucking cock sucker bitch. Go eat your own dick.
Gotta love BC13 =]