Comments on: FUCK YOU, GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN. FUCK YOU IN THE EAR.

By: Crazy5150

Crazy5150 — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 04:13:26 +0000

I would have way more fun playing Van Hagar tunes, so I’m not buying it. Plus, no Michael Anthony??????

By: Dirty Duck

Dirty Duck — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:39:07 +0000

Who the fuck are YOU?!

Look guys..its actually someone who’s been living under a rock.

i’ll charge you $5 a peek…

By: Dirty Duck

Dirty Duck — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:57:54 +0000

Well I for one would like to say that I LOVE classic van halen!! I’ve been a fan since i was 10 years old. Not a hagar fan at all. David Lee Roth was it! If it wasnt for these guys rock woukd be completely different today. Even though I’m not a fan of guitar hero, I think its great knowing that a whole new generation will finally get to hear what a REAL rock band should sound like! Classic Van Halen is it baby!!
As far as you haters bitchin and moanin over no mike no sam….get over it! Times change…people change….its called life! I would love to have seen mike on the reunion tour (which kicked ass by the way and worth every penny jerkoff’s) but wolfgang did just fine! His harmonies were on point…so enough of the michael anthiny shit already. He’s in a band called chickenfoot right now and doin fine so thats that!
As far as the asshole that made the comment about fuck van halen zepplin the who…..no pal…FUCK YOU!
You have a big set of balls to disrespect the legends of rock! If it wasnt or them you wouldnt be hearing what you’re “supposidly” into today. You call yourself a metal head!? Please…..
You’re a joke. Thank the heavens for classic van halen….led zepplin….black sabbath…ect!!!!!!!

By: Kris

Kris — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:17:24 +0000

Seriously dude chill.

By: 2kvlt4u

2kvlt4u — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:47:18 +0000

I missed this band in 83 because I went to summer camp, which sucked(summer camp, I mean). I was mad for weeks after. Now I am glad I didn’t go. I am ashamed I wanted to go. I feel ashamed I liked them back then. Why do you give this band time on your site? They are not metal. They are nothing. They are drama. Fuck you 70s rockers. Fuck Zep, Who, Hendrix all that old guy rubbish. You listen to this garbage in your Suburban on the way to your accounting or insurance firm. You are no better than women reading People magazine, kissing ass and being intrigued by celebrities that you will never be. Or who don’t even know you are alive. Does Eddie thank you personally for giving him thousands (of dollars)over the years. He doesn’t care about you or even know you are in existence. Arrggghhh I get so mad at you cool rock n rollers. Rock and Roll sucks. Go pay $200 for another stupid reunion tour ticket and then go mow your lawn, or pay someone to do it, while you ride your Harley around.

By: hi my name is mark

hi my name is mark — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:54:18 +0000

Wolfgang Van Halen and Lauren Harris should form a band called “Nepotism”.

By: The Goat

The Goat — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:25:04 +0000

“Here’s a couple of hankorburgers and big gulps and craps, you fat tits!!”

By: Toxteth O'Grady

Toxteth O'Grady — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:35:05 +0000

“Fatty Ding Dongs Van Halen”

WIN.

By: Cougar Party

Cougar Party — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:53:07 +0000

God I hope so. I want to play “I got a Ring” on Guitar Hero so bad.

By: We Love Metal

We Love Metal — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:09:52 +0000

Metallica to Van Halen, what next The Jonas Brothers…fuck me.

By: Elitist Fuck

Elitist Fuck — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:42:47 +0000

What are you saying? There are plenty of girls at Metal-Sucks, as is evident by the amount of bitching and PMSing that goes on every time someone has an opinion.

By: AirHockeyChamp

AirHockeyChamp — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:11:28 +0000

so by taking Anthony’s image out of the game, does that mean they are taking out his essential background vocals? in my opinion you shouldn’t have one without the other.

By: groverXIII

groverXIII — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:53:11 +0000

Release… THE KITTIES!

By: x101whiskey_ramble101x

x101whiskey_ramble101x — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:06:07 +0000

can’t wait for the classic rock version of Guitar Hero, ya know the one where you get to be some dude from Home Depot rather than Brad Delp, or a karaoke sing’n jap dude rather than Steve Perry…. need to replace those were the good days with THESE are the good days. In all seriousness I wish they would make a Spinal Tap version… at least it would be amusing.

By: Greg

Greg — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:46:47 +0000

Who? That viking in the comics? He was definitely never in Van Halen, because he’s a 2-dimensional fictional character.

I don’t know what fantasy world you’ve been living in, but where I come from David Lee Roth has been in VH since day 1, and everyone in Metallica died in that bus crash.

By: ian

ian — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:35:36 +0000

This is a terribly sad moment in the history of Van Halen. It’s bad enough they are pretending like Hagar didn’t exist.

By: Greg

Greg — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:31:47 +0000

E3 as nerd fest. Well, at least there are girls there, which is more than we can say about MS. Well, they're paid to be there. But still. Girls.

By: bucketochicken

bucketochicken — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:31:27 +0000

Who the fuck is “Van Halen?”

By: Wayne

Wayne — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:23:24 +0000

….meaning the Wolfgang thing, not Guitar Hero itself

By: Wayne

Wayne — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:22:57 +0000

Well….that’s fucking retarded.