Comments on: JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON THE BENEFITS OF PRE-SHOW DRINKS

By: The Mighty Fucking Quinn

The Mighty Fucking Quinn — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:23:31 +0000

Do they have an app for that yet? An official Bridget the Midget Gangbang iphone app?

By: Spitzer

Spitzer — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:09:46 +0000

I thought their name was Dååth…

By: Eyal Levi

Eyal Levi — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:27:15 +0000

I’ve been on the fence about getting an Iphone until now. You’ve convinced me.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:38:13 +0000

That’s when the 3G comes in. Gay midget porn backstage in bumfuck Alabama? You’re covered.

By: Dain

Dain — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:18:05 +0000

Makes perfect sense.

By: Pick-Axe Bobby

Pick-Axe Bobby — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:28:35 +0000

A+ all around.

By: Eyal Levi

Eyal Levi — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:06:35 +0000

See… Midget Porn would rule but internet backstage is often a shady deal

By: TurdFerguson

TurdFerguson — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:31:30 +0000

I usually rub one out to gay midget porn before i hit the stage.

By: The Ghost of D. Boon

The Ghost of D. Boon — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:54:36 +0000

By: GoatRidersHorde

GoatRidersHorde — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:03:27 +0000

“If it involves running around the block five times, so be it. If it involves five shots of whiskey, a joint, and sixty push-ups, then so be it. You have to do what you have to do in order to get to that place where you can, and will, dominate.”

Fuck yea.

By: ninja

ninja — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:29:27 +0000

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By: timmah

timmah — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:51:31 +0000

best comment i’ve ever read on this site.

By: Hook In Mouth

Hook In Mouth — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:46:23 +0000

I think a little JWBL during the surgery could only help calm your nerves, if not just a little more.

By: bucketochicken

bucketochicken — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:17:43 +0000

This is exactly why I smoke a joint and drink three fingers of Jonnie Walker Black Label before I perform pediatric surgery.