DYING FETUS RAPE MELODY, SKIN IT ALIVE, RAPE IT AGAIN
Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Axl RosenbergWell, it’s, like, totally summer now. The girls here in New York are dressed like whores, regardless of whether or not they have the bodies for it. It smells like dog shit and hot garbage everywhere you go, unless you go to New Jersey, where the air will just kill you anyway. The bars are unnecessarily crowded, so everyone with rooftop access and half a brain is just getting drunk someplace real fuckin’ dangerous to be drunk at. There’s a lot of total shit at the cinemas (X-Men Origins: Fuck You, Terminator Rape Your Face, Night at the Shit in Your Dead Mother’s Mouth 2) and some fun shit, too (Drag Me to Hell, The Hangover, Up. Yeah, Pixar, bitches.). There won’t be any new L O S T until like 2072 or some shit. And Summer Slaughter is in full effect, muthafuckas.
We are, of course, proudly co-sponsoring this tour, and our fellow co-sponsors at Metal Injection just happened to capture some footage of two new Dying Fetus songs at the Summer Slaughter tour stop in Richmond last night. The one below is called “Your Treachery Will Die With You,” and I’d like to dedicate it to Mr. Dick Cheney. I’ve really enjoyed this most recent press tour, Dick.
Go to Metal Injection to check out another new Dying Fetus song, “Shepard’s Command.” And go here to get all remaining dates for Summer Slaughter. If you don’t go, we’re sending the dudes from Dying Fetus over to your mom’s house to serenade her with these songs.
-AR
I’ve seen Drag Me To Hell and The Hangover. They were both fantastic.
Seeing Up pretty soon.
Up was quite delightful
Heard these songs live Saturday, they sound fucking amazing. Dying Fetus, Origin, Suffocation, and Necrophagist were the best ones of the show easily. And it seemed like the sound guy was messing with the -core bands sound because Winds of Plague, Born of Osiris, and After the Burial didn’t sound good at all.
And Drag Me to Hell is going to be the best movie of the summer. Easily.
You forgot to mention Dance Flick A Fucking Cigarette Into Your Urinary Tract. I’d rather have Lars Ulrich poop in mouth than see any of those sorry fucking excuses for movies.
This song sounds killer, they haven’t had such a good drummer since Kevin Talley bailed like 10 years ago
Up was great, Drag me to hell was immense fun and The Hangover was funnier than Old School……….also cant wait for summer slaughter I really dont get why Darkest Hour is on that bill but really looking forward to their set the most.
None of you douchebags are talking about Dying Fetus, goddamnit! I just saw Summer Slaughter in Philly on Sunday, and it was just as killer as it has been the past few years. Decrepit Birth didn’t make the Philly show, which sucked balls, but other than that….
Can you talk a little more about this alleged co-sponsoring? I didn’t see any mention of MetalSucks anywhere at the show or on any promo material. What the heck are you guys getting out of this deal, anyway?
yo thats my friend trey drummin for em now ……just wait till u hear the new album…..haha
hes the best drummer yet