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GENE SIMMONS: BA$$I$T, KIDNEY STONE SALESMAN

 Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 at 12:45pm by

MSNBC.com [via Idolator] is reporting that KI$$ frontman Gene Simmons sold a kidney stone that he passed on eBay for $15,000. Our bullshit radars are going off the charts; Gene is just the type of guy who’d claim something this crazy just to generate publicity, and hey, wouldn’t you know it, Gene just launched Season 4 of his TV show Family Jewels! Our pals at Idolator have done some kidney stone sleuthing of their own, but you can watch Gene’s claim on MSNBC below and judge for yourself.

Who wants to take bets that Simmons eventually tries to sell his own poop?

-VN

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  • Gigantic Faggot

    Gene Simmons is a rash on the ass of music. How he managed to take over Ozzy’s throne is beyond me.

  • Dorian

    This sucks almost as much as Attack Attack.

  • Zombie(really)

    “yeah, I’ll help out to feed children, how much does it pay?”

  • Bill

    i thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you better looking?

  • http://www.jesse-flip.deviantart.com Jesse Flip

    I really dislike that man.

  • miguel_g(Peru)

    I love KISS 70′s and early 80′s output, but I don’t believe that about the kidney. But if someone has bought the KISS Kasket……

    http://www.kissburger.com/

    • metalguy

      Dime was buried in a Kiss casket, if your saying its weird if someone bought one

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Mommy, I just don’t understand…

  • Brock

    It wouldn’t surprise me if someone actually bought it. Don’t get me wrong Gene Simmons is an idiot, but I’ve seen a lot of rabid fans, and KISS fans tend to be even more rabid than others.

  • Slappy

    “Who wants to take bets that Simmons eventually tries to sell his own poop?”

    Don’t the last few KISS albums and concert tours count?

  • http://www.myspace.com/hateband666 Wanga

    Fuck, I don’t care what anyone says… I think he’s cool. And I ain’t no Kiss fan.

  • DOOOMKULTUS

    Agree with Wanga.

  • ERiK

    This is a fake scam. The guy is a marketing genius. That being said, he bought his own kidney stone and got thousands of dollars of free press world wide.