GENE SIMMONS: BA$$I$T, KIDNEY STONE SALESMAN

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 at 12:45pm by Vince Neilstein

MSNBC.com [via Idolator] is reporting that KI$$ frontman Gene Simmons sold a kidney stone that he passed on eBay for $15,000. Our bullshit radars are going off the charts; Gene is just the type of guy who’d claim something this crazy just to generate publicity, and hey, wouldn’t you know it, Gene just launched Season 4 of his TV show Family Jewels! Our pals at Idolator have done some kidney stone sleuthing of their own, but you can watch Gene’s claim on MSNBC below and judge for yourself.

Who wants to take bets that Simmons eventually tries to sell his own poop?

-VN

13 COMMENTS on “GENE SIMMONS: BA$$I$T, KIDNEY STONE SALESMAN”

  1. Gigantic Faggot says:

    Gene Simmons is a rash on the ass of music. How he managed to take over Ozzy’s throne is beyond me.

  2. Dorian says:

    This sucks almost as much as Attack Attack.

  3. Zombie(really) says:

    “yeah, I’ll help out to feed children, how much does it pay?”

  4. Bill says:

    i thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you better looking?

  5. Jesse Flip says:

    I really dislike that man.

  6. miguel_g(Peru) says:

    I love KISS 70’s and early 80’s output, but I don’t believe that about the kidney. But if someone has bought the KISS Kasket……

    http://www.kissburger.com/

  7. Mommy, I just don’t understand…

  8. Brock says:

    It wouldn’t surprise me if someone actually bought it. Don’t get me wrong Gene Simmons is an idiot, but I’ve seen a lot of rabid fans, and KISS fans tend to be even more rabid than others.

  9. Slappy says:

    “Who wants to take bets that Simmons eventually tries to sell his own poop?”

    Don’t the last few KISS albums and concert tours count?

  10. Wanga says:

    Fuck, I don’t care what anyone says… I think he’s cool. And I ain’t no Kiss fan.

  11. DOOOMKULTUS says:

    Agree with Wanga.

  12. ERiK says:

    This is a fake scam. The guy is a marketing genius. That being said, he bought his own kidney stone and got thousands of dollars of free press world wide.

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