ANOTHER USELESS LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGH-PITCH METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 at 1:32pm by

jim gilletteOur friend and 21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century… So Far contributor Carlos Ramirez of Noisecreep has compiled yet another useless list so you all can argue, flame, and make snap-judgments on each others’ lifestyles and values (aka another day in the MetalSucks Haterade Mafia) based on musical tastes. Today’s list du-jour harks back to a time when high-pitched singers were all the rage and picks the best of that era. Though the list doesn’t actually bother to classify the top ten high-pitched singers of all-time in order, the fact that OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE _____ ISN’T ON THIS LIST should be plenty for ya’ll to get all hot and bothered about. If you ask us, Nitro’s Jim Gillette’s inclusion on this list is all that matters.

-VN

  • TurdFerguson

    What, no Midnight of Crimson Glory? this list sucks.

  • http://148gb.blogspot.com loganarchy

    Holy shit, listen to King Diamond’s voice….it’s mind-blowing.

    • taog36

      King diamond is mind blowing

      • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

        No. He just blows.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    That is a useless list. That is ten minutes of my life I’m never going to get back. But they should add Vince Neil…lol

  • TurdFerguson

    What about the late Rev. David Wayne?

    Tippin’ my 40 to my homey

  • TurdFerguson

    No love for my man Schmier of Destruction?

  • CarlosRamirez

    Midnight from Crimson Glory was a good call! No one is perfect…haha!

  • Mynamesucks

    What about James LaBrie of Dream theater?

    • http://myspace.com/paindivine Rohit

      I hope thats a joke. He’s good and all but not that good to be in the same league as Halford and Gillette

  • festernaecus

    Ian Gillan. How the fuck is Ian Gillan not on this list? Shit, he was only A FULL FUCKING SEVEN YEARS BEFORE rob halford….

    • Axolotl

      HELL FUCKING YES

  • CarlosRamirez

    James hits some nice high notes from time to time but he’s not in the league of someone like Russ from Forbidden.

  • Anus Apache

    Micheal Angelo Batio from Nitro is effin’ ridiculous

    • Damotello

      He’s the guitar player, jim gillette sings for nitro. And yes he is ridiculous.

  • TheSalamanizer

    Cam Pipes from 3 Inches of Blood can out scream some of these guys

  • Matthew Grant Anson

    Joey Belladonna from Anthrax?

  • Andrew

    bruce dickinson anyone?? please?!?!?!

  • bearwizard

    OMG WHERE THE FUCK IS TOXIK??? ARTILLERY???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • http://www.myspace.com/exile757 Exile

    OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE Daniel Heiman of LOST HORIZON, C.J. Snare of FIREHOUSE and Hansi Kürsch of Demons and Wizards AREN’T ON THIS LIST…..

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    no prince? that list is bullshit.

  • MD

    Indira I love you.

  • Phil

    Neil fucking Turbin.

  • d00shc00gr

    Nitro’s Jim Gillette’s inclusion on this list is all that matters.

    ’nuff said.

    But I LOVE me some King Diamond