ANOTHER USELESS LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGH-PITCH METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 at 1:32pm by Vince Neilstein

jim gilletteOur friend and 21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century… So Far contributor Carlos Ramirez of Noisecreep has compiled yet another useless list so you all can argue, flame, and make snap-judgments on each others’ lifestyles and values (aka another day in the MetalSucks Haterade Mafia) based on musical tastes. Today’s list du-jour harks back to a time when high-pitched singers were all the rage and picks the best of that era. Though the list doesn’t actually bother to classify the top ten high-pitched singers of all-time in order, the fact that OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE _____ ISN’T ON THIS LIST should be plenty for ya’ll to get all hot and bothered about. If you ask us, Nitro’s Jim Gillette’s inclusion on this list is all that matters.

-VN


24 COMMENTS on “ANOTHER USELESS LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGH-PITCH METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME”

  1. TurdFerguson says:

    What, no Midnight of Crimson Glory? this list sucks.

  2. loganarchy says:

    Holy shit, listen to King Diamond’s voice….it’s mind-blowing.

  3. That is a useless list. That is ten minutes of my life I’m never going to get back. But they should add Vince Neil…lol

  4. TurdFerguson says:

    What about the late Rev. David Wayne?

    Tippin’ my 40 to my homey

  5. TurdFerguson says:

    No love for my man Schmier of Destruction?

  6. CarlosRamirez says:

    Midnight from Crimson Glory was a good call! No one is perfect…haha!

  7. Mynamesucks says:

    What about James LaBrie of Dream theater?

  8. festernaecus says:

    Ian Gillan. How the fuck is Ian Gillan not on this list? Shit, he was only A FULL FUCKING SEVEN YEARS BEFORE rob halford….

  9. CarlosRamirez says:

    James hits some nice high notes from time to time but he’s not in the league of someone like Russ from Forbidden.

  10. Anus Apache says:

    Micheal Angelo Batio from Nitro is effin’ ridiculous

  11. TheSalamanizer says:

    Cam Pipes from 3 Inches of Blood can out scream some of these guys

  12. Matthew Grant Anson says:

    Joey Belladonna from Anthrax?

  13. Andrew says:

    bruce dickinson anyone?? please?!?!?!

  14. bearwizard says:

    OMG WHERE THE FUCK IS TOXIK??? ARTILLERY???? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  15. Exile says:

    OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE Daniel Heiman of LOST HORIZON, C.J. Snare of FIREHOUSE and Hansi Kürsch of Demons and Wizards AREN’T ON THIS LIST…..

  16. aaron m. says:

    no prince? that list is bullshit.

  17. MD says:

    Indira I love you.

  18. Phil says:

    Neil fucking Turbin.

  19. d00shc00gr says:

    Nitro’s Jim Gillette’s inclusion on this list is all that matters.

    ’nuff said.

    But I LOVE me some King Diamond

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