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BRET MICHAELS: NOW 110% PRETTIER

 Thursday, June 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm by

Here’s Mr. Michaels, post-Tony Awards snafu:

bretfuckedup1

bretfuckedup2

What a pussy. I’ve seen kids come out of Slayer pits looking way more fucked up than this.

-AR

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  • TurdFerguson

    All that and the bandanna didn’t fall off?

    • Manny

      I think the bandanna is glued to his forehead!

  • taog36

    haha

  • taog36

    damn in that first pic he looks like he touches little boys.

    • Mancubus

      who says he doesn’t?

  • All Out War

    Are we sure that’s not herpes on his face?

  • RobotScythe

    Looks more like he kept smacking his face on CC’s beltbuckle.

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Jimmy

    Look at his eyes. Looks like he’s been crying.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    This should set the stage from now on. Any supposed “rock star” that does the Tony Awards gets their face bashed in.

  • jackattack

    Rock of Pwned.

  • metalguy

    ive seen kids at disturbed pits looking worse than this

  • festernaecus

    Hols shit, he must have been hit pretty hard… his lips look REALLY swollen… oh wait, that’s glam-rocker kissyface.

  • http://www.myspace.com/breathofmetalproductions pokesmot

    lmfao

  • http://myspace.com/arsonyva Peace Sells But Killing Is My Buisness

    There is no one in the world I would rather watch get slammed in the face then Bret Michaels. I’ve watched that clip at least 20 times, and am i the only one whose noticed that he kinda tries to put on a southern accent when he plays down south? he is from pittsburg for fucks sake. please save your ears the torture and just watch the first 30 secands to see what i mean, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOCNYLHdc1s

  • http://www.metalinjection.net Grim Kim

    The blood is an improvement.

  • jewers

    I’d wonder if he had brain damage, if I thought any more damage could possibly be done to that guy’s intelligence

  • what a douche

    Ive seen kids at DIDO pits look worse

    • Gary S.

      FTW!!!!!!!!

  • Damotello

    This made my day =D

  • Sp420

    Too bad the fucking thing didn’t crush him.

  • Mary

    LOL even a fucking stage prop thinks hes an asshole!

  • RyanK

    He looks like Jaime Pressly with facial hair and extra weight.

    • jackattack

      1

  • TurdFerguson

    I just read that he cancelled a few shows because of his “injuries”. i’m sure a lot of 45 year old fat chicks are crying as i type this because of that.

    • Gary S.

      Aren’t they always crying?

  • Brandon

    He hasn’t looked this Metal in 20 years.

  • Duran

    Metal

  • nick

    I’ve seen kids come out of new found glory pits looking more fucked up than this.

  • DGP

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • crackpipe

    Im am totally convinced that he wears a wig and the do rag is meant to camoflage that its a wig. he peels that costume off when he goes home puts on the pink polo shirt and goes out to play golf POSER DOUCHE BAG!

  • Leviathan696

    shit why couldn’t that thing have really hurt him… cant fucking stand him or his fucking stupid show or band

  • deb

    why would u even post pics like this…..noone wants to see these…..what did he want sympathy….aaaahhhhh…ok i’m done..on with it…..he got press…..wooooottttt….