BRET MICHAELS: NOW 110% PRETTIER
Thursday, June 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm by Axl RosenbergHere’s Mr. Michaels, post-Tony Awards snafu:
What a pussy. I’ve seen kids come out of Slayer pits looking way more fucked up than this.
-AR
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All that and the bandanna didn’t fall off?
I think the bandanna is glued to his forehead!
haha
damn in that first pic he looks like he touches little boys.
who says he doesn’t?
Are we sure that’s not herpes on his face?
Looks more like he kept smacking his face on CC’s beltbuckle.
Look at his eyes. Looks like he’s been crying.
This should set the stage from now on. Any supposed “rock star” that does the Tony Awards gets their face bashed in.
Rock of Pwned.
ive seen kids at disturbed pits looking worse than this
Hols shit, he must have been hit pretty hard… his lips look REALLY swollen… oh wait, that’s glam-rocker kissyface.
lmfao
There is no one in the world I would rather watch get slammed in the face then Bret Michaels. I’ve watched that clip at least 20 times, and am i the only one whose noticed that he kinda tries to put on a southern accent when he plays down south? he is from pittsburg for fucks sake. please save your ears the torture and just watch the first 30 secands to see what i mean, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOCNYLHdc1s
The blood is an improvement.
I’d wonder if he had brain damage, if I thought any more damage could possibly be done to that guy’s intelligence
Ive seen kids at DIDO pits look worse
FTW!!!!!!!!
This made my day =D
Too bad the fucking thing didn’t crush him.
LOL even a fucking stage prop thinks hes an asshole!
He looks like Jaime Pressly with facial hair and extra weight.
+1
I just read that he cancelled a few shows because of his “injuries”. i’m sure a lot of 45 year old fat chicks are crying as i type this because of that.
Aren’t they always crying?
He hasn’t looked this Metal in 20 years.
Metal
I’ve seen kids come out of new found glory pits looking more fucked up than this.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Im am totally convinced that he wears a wig and the do rag is meant to camoflage that its a wig. he peels that costume off when he goes home puts on the pink polo shirt and goes out to play golf POSER DOUCHE BAG!
shit why couldn’t that thing have really hurt him… cant fucking stand him or his fucking stupid show or band
why would u even post pics like this…..noone wants to see these…..what did he want sympathy….aaaahhhhh…ok i’m done..on with it…..he got press…..wooooottttt….